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Simon
2000-11-30, 08:58
Everybody jokes about me, lol

... kicked Zed by accidend in ass. At that moment Simon appeared and ........ asked himself what the hell he is doing in this story so....
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Simon will be, of course, executed. I'm sorry dude, but as the old saying says "if you wanna make a Salmon go with the flow, you gotta break some eggs but not put them all in one basket"

Don't smile Simon, I wasn't kidding bout you


:D Hehe

elmuerte
2000-11-30, 09:46
I wasn't joking about you. Since Zed was in the story I thought, lets make it interesting and but Zed biggest fan in there. :)

Atresica
2000-11-30, 16:54
Looks Simon...

Your just the best guy to make fun (out)

You see, if you (as an example)try make fun out of El; you'll get bannished from the board...

wacko
2000-11-30, 17:50
Now y'all have something to joke about: my photograph! :D
(check my icon ;))

elmuerte
2000-11-30, 18:04
nah, I won't banish you when you make fun of me, but just don't insult me.

elmuerte
2000-11-30, 18:05
Wacko: get a hair cut :)

wacko
2000-11-30, 18:12
Originally posted by El_Muerte
Wacko: get a hair cut :) http://unreal.snt.utwente.nl/images/elmuerte4.jpg http://unreal.snt.utwente.nl/images/elmuerte3.jpg http://unreal.snt.utwente.nl/images/elmuerte2.jpg

And you're saying that to me!?!?!? :D

Atresica
2000-11-30, 18:47
:D

LOL!!!!

ehum....

WebSeed
2000-11-30, 19:19
Are those pictures of El Muerte???

wacko
2000-11-30, 19:23
Right-click on the picture > Properties...

elmuerte2.jpg, elmuerte3.jpg and elmuerte4.jpg, guess that's him :D

froggee
2000-11-30, 20:29
LOL
Did he send those to you, or did u find them somewhere?

wacko
2000-11-30, 20:33
I found those on one other site of El...

Ow, El, I hope you don't mind I've put your pictures here... if you do, I'll edit my post immeadiatly.

Atresica
2000-11-30, 20:51
He won't mind... I think....

*sees El Muerte grabbing a chainsaw*

on second thought.....

Simon
2000-11-30, 20:58
Hey El looks cool! lol :D

Simon
2000-11-30, 21:03
"Look Simon...

Your just the best guy to make fun (out)"

Oh yeah? lol

wacko
2000-11-30, 21:07
Originally posted by Atresica
He won't mind... I think....

*sees El Muerte grabbing a chainsaw*

on second thought..... Mwuhahaha Atresica, you're pretty funny sometimes :D

elmuerte
2000-11-30, 21:45
* El Muerte kicks Wacko realy hard in the ass

No that's not me, it's another guy called El Muerte (sort of...)

And I don't need a hair cut, but you still do...

Simon
2000-11-30, 21:48
Toten Hosen - Zehn Kleine jägeheiser rocks lol :D :) :D

wacko
2000-11-30, 21:49
Originally posted by El_Muerte
* El Muerte kicks Wacko realy hard in the ass

No that's not me, it's another guy called El Muerte (sort of...)

And I don't need a hair cut, but you still do... ...you're not really mad at me, are you?

Atresica
2000-11-30, 22:12
*still sees El Muerte with a chainsaw*

Evil-Twin(sen) stop with that!!!

elmuerte
2000-12-01, 00:05
Uhm, btw those photos were taken in April 1999, so they don't realy look like me :P

Phoenix
2000-12-01, 01:17
El, I saw your avatar the other day on the box of the game Shellshock, except the colours were different, is that where you got it.

I would use my own photo, except I have no scanner of Digi-Cam and only 1 shite photo of me on my hard drive.....with peroxide hair......aahhhhhrrrrggggg!


no longer peroxide ;)

Lightwing
2000-12-01, 01:57
El Muerte is that you? DAMN YOU FINE!!! Oh-uh arg, I mean uh, um so.....Atresica you're Dutch?


P.S. I am not a homosexual.

ChaosFish
2000-12-01, 03:34
LOL!!!!!
I'm really LOLing here!

btw I think I still got El Muerte's voice on my old computer... I'll post it here some time!
It's so fun making fun of El Muerte!
:D:D:D

...LOL!!

Simon
2000-12-01, 06:24
Be careful what you say Ido! I just warn ya...
Don't think EL would like that.. ;)

oh and I am not a gay :eek:

elmuerte
2000-12-01, 08:47
Phoenix: it looks a bit like the Shell Shock logo, but I redraw it in flash. Also the image is mirrored. and some things are left out.

Ido: you can't have my voice.... that's not possible.

Atresica
2000-12-01, 15:25
NOTHING IS IMPOSSEBLE!!!!!!!!



i think....

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Well Lightwing....

Jesse
2000-12-01, 15:32
northing yes indeed
except lba 23334455?

wacko
2000-12-01, 15:34
I'm thinking about making a REAL logo instead of my photo I've got now... But I don't know anything good...

Atresica
2000-12-01, 15:37
Take a piece of paper and begin with the letter W, than you fantasize something around it....

If it really doesn't work you can always ask moi :)

ChaosFish
2000-12-02, 05:16
Originally posted by El_Muerte
Ido: you can't have my voice.... that's not possible.
Is that so?...
El Muerte, let me remind you something... :D
Once I sent you Twinsen's voice says "hello" on ICQ voice massege, and you said "HELLO TO YOU TOO"! ha! I think I still got it... LOL :D

Simon
2000-12-02, 08:32
I have to hear that!

wacko
2000-12-02, 13:05
Uhm... this isn't the beginning of an El_Muerte stalk, is it? :)

Atresica
2000-12-02, 17:02
*Grabs her stalk equepment*

Let's bring it on!

[Edited by Atresica on 02-12-2000 at 17:07]

elmuerte
2000-12-02, 17:26
"They realy love me, they realy do"
Should I start selling El Muerte merchandise ?
Is there a El Muerte fan site out there ?

weeeeeeee.... :)

Jesse
2000-12-03, 15:29
woohoo!


you know what would make me crazy?


when i see el muerte shirts in the shops

and a book called the mystical legend, next to a poster saying: the next book of the twinsunian is still written

and all my cd's i created for myself


and ofcourse a big smile of bill gates, getting even richer

elmuerte
2000-12-03, 16:11
:) :D

Jesse
2000-12-03, 16:29
wow el, that was an incredible necesary post :D

wacko
2000-12-03, 16:47
Yeah we want El gear!

- El_Muerte computer cases
- El_Muerte t-shirts
- El_Muerte sweaters
- El_Muerte hats
- El_Muerte mugs
- El_Muerte flags
- El_Muerte video game
- El_Muerte pluche animals
- El_Muerte hairstyle
- El_Muerte condoms
- El_Muerte beer brand
- El_Muerte candy
- El_Muerte action figure
- El_Muerte happy meal
- El_Muerte autobiography
- El_Muerte comic books
- El_Muerte etc.........

:D

Atresica
2000-12-03, 16:51
T-shirts with El Muerte rulz!
or with I'm with El
May the El be with you
Stop doing that or El'll send you to hell

Hmm maybe we should call Sega and say that we have an exelent counter campian against Nintendo (pokemon)

Atresica
2000-12-03, 16:55
Oh and Wacko... you forgot one very importand one: Movies!

El Muerte the first movie
Elworld the Movie
The Muertrix
El Wars

wacko
2000-12-03, 16:56
E.M. phone home! :p

Atresica
2000-12-03, 17:05
StarTrek: the Next El

Games:
Elreal Tournament
Quake 3: Elrena
Deux El
Red Elert

(can't think of more...)

wacko
2000-12-03, 17:12
More games:

Monkey Elland 4
The Els (Sims)
Elmageddon
Grand Theft Elto
Midtown Elness (or: Muerte Madness)

Simon
2000-12-03, 17:35
Toy Muerte (Toy Commander)

Ought...sound gay...toy boy lol

bloodhound
2000-12-03, 17:35
Atresica, you have got a so cool avatar now ;)

Atresica
2000-12-03, 17:39
Thanx!

He is it suddenly Avatar-Changing time or something, Wacko and Ze... I mean Simon also changed their avatar...

Enc0der
2000-12-03, 17:48
Yeah, this avatar really rocks...

*spamming to get more avatars*


hu, wait, I suppose to be DEAD!

Simon
2000-12-03, 17:51
Hey what do you think of my avatar? Hehe

Atresica
2000-12-03, 17:53
*Casts Life3 on him*
*Casts Meteor on him*

I love overkill!

*forgot that life 3 revises some one after being killed*
*checks Mana meter*

Oh SHIT!

*sees that Mana has reached zero*

uh uh....

Enc0der
2000-12-03, 18:09
Originally posted by Simon
Hey what do you think of my avatar? Hehe

your avatar is weird, just like you! :D

hehe.. just kidding.. :D

Jesse
2000-12-03, 19:11
hey, now tell me, how do you make a cool avatar?

wacko
2000-12-03, 19:34
Jesse: Make a picture of 50x50 pixels in Adobe Photoshop, Paint Shop Pro or another good graphics tool and draw!
Then save it as GIF (or JPEG if it has a lot of colors), upload it and you're done!

elmuerte
2000-12-03, 21:40
NO SPAMMING TO GET EXTRA AVATARS.
I will delete your spam postings, if you do it again.

:O ack! Even El Muerte games, didn't expect that.

Simon
2000-12-03, 21:40
witch of the guys did spam? im included?

ChaosFish
2000-12-03, 21:53
I don't think anybody here is posting to get new avatars, who cares about avatars?

wacko
2000-12-03, 21:56
As long as I'm allowed to keep my own icon I don't give a shit about my number of posts :)

Atresica
2000-12-03, 22:00
Neither do I ;)

elmuerte
2000-12-03, 23:46
the person in question was Evil-Twinsen, he got his final and last warning. the nest time I will disable his account for a little while. (I already deleted his spam postings)

Jesse
2000-12-03, 23:52
wow


he is serious :)


btw: no how do you change the colours al the time :)

elmuerte
2000-12-03, 23:56
Wacko made a script that cycles diffirent images, that's all.