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Old 2001-11-20, 00:53
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LBA Bloopers

This is similar to Froggee's "What they wouldn't say" mini-projects...here's some of mine...see if you can come up with interesting ones too...



<The scene in LBA2 where FunFrock reveals himself to Twinsen>
Director: Scene 946, take 1!
FunFrock: Muwahahahaha-muwahaha-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (he slips of the while laughing and falls down from the statue)
BAMM!
Twinsen: Eh, that can't be too good...
Director: Oh my god, is he okey? Somebody call the ambulence!

Director: Lets try that again...take 2!
FunFrock: Muwahahahahahah-ahahah(a small portion of the lava pool explodes, a flame shoots upward and gets FunFrock in his butt)-aaaaaaaaaaa. I'm on fire! Help!
Director: Ehh...somebody up there throw some water on him.
Cameraguy: Um, sir, he's the only person currently on top of the statue.
Director: Well then get a fire truck!
Twinsen: Frederick said our funds weren't able to cover one.
Director:Arg! Damn. Hey Frock, your gonna have to roll to take out the fire.
<FunFrock quickly falls on the floor of the statue and starts desperatly rolling on it. While rolling, the slop slides him of the statue and he falls on the ground>
FunFrock: ARG!!! MY ASS!
<Crewmen are helping him get up and dusting him off>
Dirocter: Eh...okey...um, lets take a five minute brake.

-Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
Director: For the last time guys! Get off my staging area!

Director: Here Twinsen, in this new version of LBA, Adeline has requested to produce a new type of meca-penguins.
Twinsen:Hm...looks the same to me. Lets see how it works. <starts screwing the bolt>
Director: No, don't turn it on! What are you doing? Ah, you idiot! Ruuuun!
Twinsen:<ignores the director> Hmm...thats wierd...what are these large numbers appearing on top of his head?
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Old 2001-11-20, 01:03
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COOL!

way to go

Show me the Froggee version
(I won't close it lol)
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Old 2001-11-20, 01:43
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Scene 945, take 30

Twinsen: I'm gonna take you out, and I don't mean *giggle* for pi *giggle*
Director: CUT

Scene 945, take 31

Twinsen: I'm gonna *gigglegiggle*
Director: CUT

Scene 945, take 32

Twinsen: I'm gonna take you out for pizza oh shit hehehehe
Director: CUT
Twinsen: Sorry I'll do it right next time. *giggle*

Scene 945, take 33

Twinsen: I'm gonna take you out f- an- f- heeheehee
Director: CUT

Scene 945, take 34

Twinsen: I'm gonna take you out, *titter* and I don't HAHAHAHAHA *peals of laughter* AHAHAHAHA this line is so stupid AHAHA
Director: Look, we're on a budget here, take it seriously will ya? FunFrock's been really professional
FunFrock: *glares professionaly at Twinsen*
Twinsen: OK I'm sorry *deep breath* OK *deep breath* OK I can do it now

Scene 945, take 35

Twinsen: --nd then he said wh--
Director: CUT
Twinsen: Oh sorry are we filming? I thought they were still faffing with the lights. Sorry. Sorry.

Scene 945, take 36

Twinsen: I'm gonna take you out, and I don't mean for pizza!
FunFrock: Oh--
Twinsen: YES! YES I GOT IT RIGHT!
Director: CUT
Twinsen: Oh, er, sorry, er...
FunFrock: *hands in air* Look, I can't work in these conditions!
Twinsen: No, sorry, I'll get it right next time.

Scene 945, take 37

Twinsen: I'm gonna take you out, and I don't mean for pizza!
FunFrock: Oh-- well-- er-- *giggle* bugger, I've forgot my bit hehe
Twinsen: *giggle*
FunFrock: *giggle* HAHAHAHAHA
Twinsen: HEEHEEHEE
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Old 2001-11-20, 01:45
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Has anyone seen the Red Dwarf Smeg Up videos? It is not physically possible for anything to be funnier.
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HAHAAH thats funny guys, way to go. Got me cracking up.

It's been a while, hey all!
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Old 2001-11-20, 06:01
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Old 2001-11-20, 08:59
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Very, very good!

I'll think of some later.
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Old 2001-11-20, 10:39
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hehe.. this is funny as hell...
bloopers rule
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Old 2001-11-20, 15:17
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I want to make one, but I feel it won't come close to your stuff...
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Old 2001-11-20, 15:32
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LOL you two, I'll think of some later as well
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Old 2001-11-20, 18:22
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Twinsen: Dammit, why do I have to kill you again?!
Funfrock: Wait till you see what they pay me....


can't think of anything right now, to be continued
oh and I'll put on the other lists ASAP
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Old 2001-11-20, 19:46
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I'll try and think of one later.
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Old 2001-11-20, 20:45
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Note: I Don't remember the ectual lines, so use your imagination...)
Scene: 'Boring part'
Take 1
*Twinsen and zoe walk around in order to get to the lighthouse. On their way they meet bob*
Bob: "So,this little monster coming out soon?"
*Twinsen and Zoe switching looks*
Twinsen:"You call my baby a monster again and me kick yo' ass man!"
CUT
Director: "It's in the script, god! Twin my man, take it easy!"
Scene: 'Boring part'
Take 2
Bob: "So, this little monster coming out soon"
Twinsen:'ARGH!! If I could only switch to agressive while i'm still holdong Zoe I swear i'd *sencored* and *sencored* motha*sencored*. Capish!?"
CUT
Director:"Twinsen, it's in the script! Goddamnit take it easy, smoke your talking flowers or something..."
Twinsen (Still red): "Sorry , dunno what happened to me" *Smacks Zoe*
Scene: 'Boring part'
Take 3
Bob: "So, this little monster coming out soon"
Zoe (Italian accent): "Jhony, Tony! Here here, wack the mothafucka...
*The Godfather tune*
*Gunshot sound*
*The Godfather tune*
*Screaming*

.....

sorry for that
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Old 2001-11-21, 00:37
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Hehehe...thats pretty funny guys. Nice one Kieron...here's some more:

Director: CUT! Twinsen...your screwing the Cow all wrong.
Twinsen: But...I've never screwed cows before.
Director: Bah, look at how well Joey does it.

Twinsen: Do you know where the wizards are?
<all of the sudden a crazy lba fan runs onto the stage, jumps on Twinsen and starts kissing him>
Director: Damn it! Will somebody get her out of here! She's ruining my scene!

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Twinsen: " No she's not!!! common baby give Twinsen some luuurrve!!!! oohhh..!!"

Director:"In the name of sendell...."
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Old 2001-11-21, 10:51
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Twinsen (to the girl at the pharmacy): Could you help me treat me.. oops...
Director: CUT!

Twinsen: "Diploma of Elementary-Weather Magic. The Wizard Bersmino ... bermos .. barisimo ..."
Director: CUT!.. it's Bersimon
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Old 2001-11-21, 15:28
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Scene: Francos Island
Director: TAKE ONE!
Twinsen: "Why are you drilling all over..."
Mech-bird: "BIDDIE BIDDIE!!!"
Twinsen: "I can't focus, damnit!"
Director: "Cut, cut...Twiny, listen, we need the bird here..."
Twinsen: "Fred, I'm not willing to work like this!"
Director: "One more time for me?"
- TAKE TWO! -
Twinsen: "Why are you drilling all over the..."
Mech-bird: "BIDDIE BIDDIE!!!"
Twinsen: "over...drill...ARGH!!!"
Director: "Let's do that again..."
- TAKE THREE! -
Twinsen: "Why are you..."
Mech-bird: "BIDDIE BIDDIE!!!"
Twinsen: "AHHHHHH!!!!"
*Twinsen starts kicking the mechanical bird*
*security guards come in*
Director: "Keep rolling the camera!"
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Old 2001-11-21, 15:41
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Twinsen: Hi there Joe, still having problems with your magical powers?
Joe: No thanks, seem to be okay now.
*Joe teleports, smashes the camera*
Director: CUT! Learn some goddamn magic, idiot!
Joe: Sowwy, I'll try a bit harder next time.
Twinsen: This gets boring.


Twinsen takes the back entrance of the Otringal hotel
Woman: eeeek!!!!
Twinsen: *drool*
...
Twinsen: *drool*
Director: CUT!
Woman: Get that idiot away from here! I'm better off doing porn movies...


Zoé: Twinsen, where were you? I was worried s---
*Zoé falls down*
Zoé: ARGH, I hate this stupid dress! Why do I have to look like a barbie anyw-
Director: CUT!


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Old 2001-11-21, 17:55
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lol, not bad guys.

-The prisoner has escaped! Sound the alarm!
[presses the button, nothing happens]
-eh...somethings wrong with it...it won't go off or nothing.
-CUT! Lemme take a look at that.

-Ah! Masher!
-Helllooooo ladies....
-arg...cut....

<a bull dog jumps on the director>
-Aaaa! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it! Somebody get it off me!

<The spaceship lands on the yard. An Esmer walks out of the entrance. Then while comming down he trips over the stais and falls>
-Uf! Ow, ah, shit, damn, ah, uff, oh! ARG...My ass!
Director: <rolls his eyes and rubs his head> Cut...eh...Somebody give him Adevil.
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Old 2001-11-22, 14:51
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Director: "Ok, in this scene you need to jump to the spaceship
after you see the kids and drop the sword, ok?"
Twinsen: "Sure!"
- ACTION! -
*spaceship comes up*
*Twinsen starts running*
*Twinsen trips and falls to lava*


Scene: Tralu cave
Raph: "Mr. Twinsen, help!...They are planning to turn me to a...what's a melba?!"
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Old 2001-11-22, 15:13
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coooool


look at these:

Scene 5792
Twinsen's House
Take 1
-=-=-=-
*Zoé starts kissing Twinsen*
Twinsen: Irks....stop it!
Fred: Cut!
Zoé: But... i didnt kiss him real!


Scene 5792
Twinsen's House
Take 2
-=-=-=-
*Zoé starts kissing Twinsen*
Twinsen: Whoh! You kiss good...actullay
Fred: Cut!!!!
Twinsen: But...!
Fred: YOU SCOULD'NT SAY ANYTHING!!!!damnit...

Scene 5792
Twinsen's House
Take 3
-=-=-=-
*Zoé starts kissing Twinsen*
Twinsen: uhoho...
Fred: Cuuuuut!!!!!!!!
Twinsen: Oh..sorry.....

Scene 5792
Twinsen's House
Take 4
-=-=-=-
*Zoé starts kissing Twinsen*
Zoé: Uhohhh...ah......
Fred: CUTTTT!
*Fred walks out of the door*
*Secret Service enters the room starts kissng Zoé*


(yah...i know.-....the last whith Secret Service is odd but....


cya...
i'll make some more....
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Old 2001-11-22, 18:34
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<During the taking of a scence, Froggee runs into the stage, jumps on Twinsen and starts kissing him>
Twinsen: Aaaa, get her off me! Get her off me!
Froggee: I love you Twinseeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!
Director: Damn it Taylor, get this canadian woman of the set! These psyco fans are ruining everything!
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Old 2001-11-22, 23:26
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Canadian woman are hot


I love canadian people. Most of them have really cool accent. The Canadian accent just sounds cool ^-^


And Ocean the group va's that do DBZ is canadian too
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I know Jesse. Most of the well known humorists are from Canada. For example a lot of the guys in "Who's line is it anyway?", Jim Carey(hope I spelled that right), and then such humorist bands as Arrogent Worms, and Three Dead Trolls in the Baggie.

Now...I don't really know about canadian women being hot...seing as how I never actually met one...
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