MBN Wrestlefest 2K2

[Double-J]

OMG I've had some problems posting this is like the 4th or 5th time so here goes nothing......

Okay folks, it started as an argument, but its time to let the bad times roll!

Pick your favorites, and Morden and Myself will call em for ya!

No Peace Out Today!
Double-J


Bad Blood 3-Way Match: Gustav "The Swiss Cheeze" Sweden vs. Gaz "The Gaz Man" O'Gem vs. {}ghost{} (aka Mr. Invisible)

"Unhappily domestic disturbance urban trash divorce matchup": Atresica the Demoness vs. Medur the Marauder

Mod Massacre: El "Shiva" Muerte vs. Jesse Insane

RMP Battle: "The Human Torch" Firepheonix vs. Los Flame of The Night (Darkflame)

And last, but not least,

THE 4-corners Elimination MATCHUP for the MBN Womens Title!!!!!

Master of the cannabal claw, the Terrible Twinsal!!!! vs.

The California Dreamer Rabibunny 052 (Finisher: Bunny Hop)!!!!!

F-7 Froggee 7, queen of the Five Star Frog Spash!!!!!

Jenya Lightwing, Master of the Light Saber!!!!!

Please vote once per matchup okay, and look at the about matches to vote please!!!!

i.e. here it is for sample:

Vote for 1 of the 3:

Gustav "The Swiss Cheeze" Sweden vs. Gaz "The Gaz Man" O'Gem vs. {}ghost{} (aka Mr. Invisible)

Vote for 1:

Atresica the Demoness vs. Medur the Marauder

Vote for 1:

El "Shiva" Muerte vs. Jesse Insane

Vote for 1:

"The Human Torch" Firepheonix vs. Los Flame of The Night (Darkflame)

Vote for 1:
Master of the cannabal claw, the Terrible Twinsal!!!! vs.

The California Dreamer Rabibunny 052 (Finisher: Bunny Hop)!!!!!

F-7 Froggee 7, queen of the Five Star Frog Spash!!!!!

Jenya Lightwing, Master of the Light Saber!!!!!

Easy, eh?
Happy Lighty???

[Lightwing]

Um....a lil question....


Why am I in a girl's match.

Surely, you realize that I will win it single handedly.

[Double-J]

Morden: "Hey Jay-R, looks like Rabbibunny's trash-talking Froggee!"

Jay: "Looks like a handicap match is on the bill tonight at the MBN!"

Morden: "What do you think of Froggee's chances Jay-R?"

Jay-R: "Well, as far as I'm concerned, both of them have about as good of a chance as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. "

Morden: "How about Twinsal?"

Jay-R: "Well, you have to admit, she's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but she is the most dangerous.....it looks like the fights about to get underway, perhaps we'll meet this 4th man....err....woman???"

Morden: "Golly Jay-R, this really IS trash talk!"

Jay-R: "Looks like Lightwing is calling out Twinsal!"

Morden: "Yep, this is gonna be ugly!"

Jay-R: "OMG MORDEN!!!! THE MYSTERY OPPONENT IS LIGHTWING!!!! NOW ITS TWINSAL AND RABBIBUNNY052 vs. LIGHTWING AND FROGGEE7!!!!!! Can you say "dream match????!!!"

Morden: "I have to say, this match looks to be one hell of a slobberknocker....."



Your call Morden!

[Gustav Sweden]

Of course I think I'll beat up the kids.

Atresica's evilness would destroy Medur.

Firephoenix.

Twinsal is as evil as Atresica.

El Muerte-Jesse is a tough one. But I expect that El's magic hair will beat Jesse's muscles.

[Lightwing]

El's magic hair? wth...


Jesse is a pimp-dady, wutchu talkin bout boy?!

[Gustav Sweden]

^Btw im not swiss^^

[Morden279]

Morden:"Looks like on a nearby thread, Lightwing is determined to stir things up with Twinsal! I've never seen such trash-talk since the Rock took on HHH in Backlash 99!"

Jay-R: "But who will be the victor in this great match-up?"

Morden: "It's hard to say, but doubtless someone will end up stomping a mud hole in, and dealing out some serious grade A whoop-ass to their opponent!"

Your call Jay.

Regards,
Morden

[Axx]

hmm go shiva!

(isnt shiva linka a dick which the hindus worship )

[Double-J]

Gustav: I thought Swiss Cheeze was funnier than Swedish Fish.....

Jay-R: "Man, it looks like there is gonna be some ass whoopin' tonite!!!"

Morden: "Would you call this a technical matchup?"

Jay-R: "Not unless Elvis is back from the dead. "

Morden: "It looks as if Atre the Demon is the heavy favorite!"

Jay-R: "Let's just hope up the anticipation turns into admiration, as the 4 way match is looking to be dominated by Twinsal and Lightwing."

Morden: "Never count out that finisher of Rabbiunny, the "bunny hop", its a very destructive top rope superplex.....!"

Jay-R: "Or f-7 Froggee's five-star frog spash, perfected by Rob Van Dam, its equally destructive to both the wrestler giving it as it is to the wrestler receiving it....!"

Jay-R and Morden receive word El has entered the building in his black limo......

Wacko the Interviewer: "So El, how do you think you'll fare against Jesse?"

El: "Well, Wacko, brotha, I don't know about you, brotha, but brotha, I'm gonna go SHIVAMANIA on Jesse Insane's crazy ass, the same way I did brotha back on my brotha when we were kids. brotha, was that a matchup of the ages, brotha. Okay brotha, I gotta go see my brotha. "

Wacko: "Oh brother. "

Go Morden!!!!

[Gustav Sweden]

Why isnt anyone voting in our game? ^^

Anyway I am the only one with a full shutout

[Double-J]

Hey, maybe we need to crank up the thread rating a bit (or just wait a few days.... )

[Rabbibunny052]

...........oook. Well I hope you guys are havin fun with this.

[Lightwing]

When Atresica gets back, assess will be wooped, ppl will fly, and blood will be spilled.

[Double-J]

you forgot random marriages and katana deaths.

[Lightwing]

That's what I meant.

Lana, waita minute here. I hope you realise that bunny hopping is strickly against the OGL/STA/UGL Half-Life Leauge rules.

[Twinsal]

Where do we need this thread for? It's already certain I'll win. Coz I am armed with the fact I'm simply the best.

[Rabbibunny052]

hmmm....that makes me think. Double-J how come you gave me the most feeble name up there. 'California Dreamer??!?'. The bunny hop?!

[Darkflame]

Originally posted by Twinsal
Where do we need this thread for? It's already certain I'll win. Coz I am armed with the fact I'm simply the best.

But I have an anti-ego gun!
Which you are powerless against.

[Double-J]

Well-
1.) Its kinda hard to make a bunny sound dangerous

2.) The "Bunny Hop" is actually a top rope superplex, which involves slamming your opponent off the top rope by pulling him over your head so they hit the mat with great force. So- funny name, dangerous move. Its supposed to be funny, anyways.

[Morden279]

Morden: "It's beginning to look like Lightwing has the biggest mouth in the entire MBN Federation. We know he can talk the talk, but can he walk the walk?"

Jar-R: "In my opinion, until he faces a competitor like Atresica or Twinsal, he's cashing cheques his ass can't cash!"

Morden: "I'd love to Lightwing in action. He certainly has something to prove, and there are definately overrated characters in the MBN that need putting in their place!"

Jay-R: "Ouch! Can you name any names?"

Morden: "Lets just say, they're competing with Lightwing on the ego front. Back to our man backstage, Wacko."

Go Jay

Regards,
Morden

[Double-J]

Jay-R: "Wacko, any news???"

Wacko: "Well, after my thrilling interview with El Shiva, I managed to catch up to his opponent, "Jesse Insane", who had this to say..."

*playing taped interview*

Jesse Insane: "Ohhhhhh yeaaaaaah, that El Shiva, he's one crazy mo fo, but ohhhhhhhh yeaaaaaah, he's never met the Insane One. In fact, I reckon that I'm gonna climb to that top rope.....CAN YOU FEEL IT WACKO!!!!!......Climbing to the top rope.......seeing El Shiva's candy ass on the mat.......OHHHH YEAAAAAH......and I'm gonna jump.......Wacko, I mean JUMP!!!!!.....like nobody jumped before, and I'm gonna drop that Insatiable Insanity Elbow Drop, ooooooohhhhh yeaaaaaah, its gonna be hot tonight!!!!!"



Morden: "Well, it looks like Jesse is pretty hyped up about the match, I don't think I've seen so many rambing statements since Ozzy Osbournes latest MTV interview! "

Jay-R: "Never underestimate the Insatiable Insanity Elbow Drop, but remember, El's got the "Shiva Shocker", that deadly Inverted Powerbomb, designed to paralyze the opponent....."

Morden: "The Shiva Shocker has been outlawed in 6 other wrestling federations for its lethality, but ONLY ON MBN WRESTLEFEST can you see the "Shiva Shocker" in its full numbing glory!"

Jay-R: "Back to the topic of Lightwing, I truly wonder if this newcomer is the "next big thing" for MBN. I mean, he's been here awhile, but behind the scenes, in the camera crew, and after 6 years of frustration he's finally come into his own as a wrestler!"

Morden: "It'll be interesting to see if Lightwing can resist the cannibal claw of Twinsal. Similar to Mick Foley's "Mandible Claw", the Cannibal Claw involves the same motions but rather involves the dislocation of the jaw!"

Jay-R: "F-7 Froggee though looks to be quite tough. Her phisique is quite excellent, she looks to be able to withstand anything! I think she's gonna lay the smack down tonight!!!"

Morden: "Well, Rabbibunny is looking very sexy but very very dangerous in her wrestling attire, and I can forsee her using Intensity, Integrity, and Intelligence here in her matchup tonight."

Jay-R: "I think were getting something from Wacko......it appears to be a backstage brawl......OMG!!!!!"

Go Morden!

[Gustav Sweden]

WHO voted for Gazogem and Ghost? 0_o

^^

Stupid votes I must say. I am very certain to win. I do not even NEED to use my secret weapon...

Twinsal is a very safe bet, I must say. You dotn seem to realize that^^

[Twinsal]

Darkflame> This is what I say to all people with guns( except moi). gun=1, shooting=2, hitting=3. And me doesn't think you manage to reach 3.


GS> Did you say save and Twinsal in the same sentence? You don't seem to realize who I am.

[Darkflame]

Its an anti-ego gun, it homes in on people that think there "simply the best".
I dont even need to aim

[Morden279]

Touche, Darkflame. The rate at which the person in question's ego is inflated, you should have no trouble hitting the target.

Regards,
Morden