Passion of the Incestuous Quetches

[SpaceGuitarist]

Passion of the Incestuous Quetches
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Zoe looked around her.
Since she woke up this morning, and found that Twinsen was not by her side,
she knew something was wrong.
Had the men from the asylum finally caught up with Twinsen?
Was he captured in the Citadel right now?
A wave of apprehension and regret swept over Zoe.
She was worried for the well being of her lover, and regretted telling that pharmacist about Twinsen's
dreams. If he is in the Citadel now, it'd be all her fault.
For hours she stood at the door step of her house,waiting with determined hope for her beloved Twinsen.
Finally, just when she was about to give up, she saw a figure running towards her, coming from downtown.
"It's Twinsen!" thought she, as the figure drew nearer.
He was dressed in a grey nurse uniform, and was panting as he came to her.
Zoe could not conceal her relief.
"You've come back at last my love! Come inside quickly, all the clones must be looking for you!"
Twinsen, overcome with joy, could not find it in himself to articulate a sentence, and merely
said "Oooooh!" as he embraced her.
They walked in, hand in hand to the house.

"Where have you been Twinsen? I've been worried sick" Zoe asked.
"I've just escaped from the asylum, they put me there because of the dreams I've had. I spoke to you about them on
several occaisions."
Zoe thought for a moment, and decided - "I think it's time you use some of the things in the house"
A sudden knock on the door interrupted the short lived reunion.
"Open up, I know you're in there!" said a sweet female voice from outside.
Zoe was a bit surprised at first, but also suspicious, she knew what was waiting for Twinsen if he got caught.
"Hide!" She cried, "It might be a trap!"
Twinsen reacted immediately.
He ran off into the bedroom, where he could hide safely.
Unfortunately he ran too fast, and banged his head against the wall.
Zoe proceeded to attend the door and Tabata was there waiting outside.

"Hi cousin, is my brother home?", said Tabata.
"Hi cousin, yes, he unfortunately slipped and fell down on the floor", said Zoe.
The two awkwardly stared at eachother for a while.
As Twinsen recovered himself, he glanced at both females and thought he'd never seen such a prettier sight before in his life. With a silly, awkward smile he said, "Come on in, come on in".

Tabata did the usual thing that siblings do, and ravishingly started kissing Twinsen, without a word. Zoe just stared without being annoyed, because obviously the two siblings were used to that sort of thing.
But she couldn't hold herself much longer, as she started feelings the hots for that situation and said "Cousins, can I join you?".
While Twinsen was a bit amused as he had not had sex with his wife for a long, long while, Tabata was very welcoming of the situation.
And so it started a small family threesome in the debauchery house that was The Heir's home.

A sudden knock on the door interrupted the orgy.
"Who could it be?" they all asked at once, simultaneously.
As Tabata and Zoe strived to put back on their clothes, Twinsen went to the door wearing only a bathrobe he quickly put on top.
As he opened the door he found the assistant of the School of Magic waiting impatiently outside, wearing her usual Playboy bunny outfit. She seemed worried.
"I can't stand anymore those old men, who are nothing but self-proclaimed wizards, harassing me all day", she exclaimed, fearful of being rejected.
Twinsen grabbed her by the waist and smacked that beautiful butt.
The incestuous orgy party was back on.

Much later, two groboclones invaded the house and kidnapped Zoe. The rest of party escaped this terrible fate of being kidnapped because they had all went outside thru the chimney to smoke some.

Zoe met her uncle FunFrock in his Fortress and said, "I wish you didn't do this to me all the time".
FunFrock laughed in his usual demeanor that suggested he couldn't care less about anyone but himself. And proceeded to rape her.

Many weeks later, Twinsen showed up and said "Dad, you just can't do that anymore. I'll take you out, and I don't mean for Pizza!". He kicked his ass and saved Zoe.

Many months later, Arthur is born.
Strangely, for Twinsen's surprise, he has a huge chin.




A TRIBUTE TO REEK
INSPIRED BY BATTLER'S AND BLOODHOUND'S WORDS AROUND THE FORUM

[Polaris]

Nice one !

"I wish you didn't do this to me all the time"
This is just how the do family visits

[Reek]

I laughed irl

[Lightwing]

As the original moderator of the FanFic forums, after reviewing this thread and giving careful consideration to the sensitive content herein, having just pissed my pants, I have determined that this thread should be pinned to the top.

[Polaris]

Oh wait, there's no Dino-Fly...

SG, you have to do a second one now

[bloodhound]

Thanks for the homage

[SpaceGuitarist]

Originally Posted by Lightwing

As the original moderator of the FanFic forums, after reviewing this thread and giving careful consideration to the sensitive content herein...

Here I was thinking: Oh no, oh no, here comes the censorship...

Originally Posted by Lightwing

...having just pissed my pants, I have determined that this thread should be pinned to the top.

WH--!! HAHAH !! UNBELIEVABLE !! COOL, THANK YOU LIGHTWING !!

This comment makes me very happy and accomplished. Not only have I proven myself as a prominent movie director, with a portfolio of 3 highly acclaimed lba porn movies, now, I can also have the honour of a fan fic into the Sticky'd threads, likely a first, especially in the lemon category! Thank, you, thank you.

With all this, I can satisfyingly feel now I've made my contribution to the Hall of LBA Fan Creations.

*speech music cues in*

I--oh my I don't have my speech ready-- I am grateful that the story achieved the reactions I hoped for from everyone. I must, of course, thank reek for half of the original material I've sourced from, so he gets half the credit for it too. I want to thank my dad for buying LBA for us at the best age to play these games, when everything was so memorable, and my brother for having introduced me to MBN. Without them, I wouldn't be here today.

*bows frantically*

*rounds of applause and delirium from the audience as music fades out*

Originally Posted by Polaris

"I wish you didn't do this to me all the time"
This is just how they do family visits

Nice catch! Hehe! See, you have a keen eye too.

Originally Posted by Reek

I laughed irl

Originally Posted by Polaris

Oh wait, there's no Dino-Fly...

SG, you have to do a second one now

I'll leave that to somebody else, thanks.

Originally Posted by bloodhound

Thanks for the homage