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View Poll Results: Who would win: the animals or the mankind?
animals! 8 36.36%
mankid! 11 50.00%
both would equally devastate each other forcing the last human to breed with the last animal survivor to generate the New Earth 3 13.64%
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Old 2004-12-23, 22:34
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Mankind vs animal kingdom

lol, hey dudes i had this idea: what if all animals (animals, not insects) fought against all humans (humans, with no weapons, no bombs or devices like that)?

Who would win and why?



i bet the animals would kick our asses
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Old 2004-12-23, 22:35
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Those the animals before our time count?
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Old 2004-12-23, 22:36
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No, just the animals we have now. No robots count too, btw.
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Old 2004-12-23, 22:59
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Mankind would win initially. Then a few weeks later we will realise we have no meat to eat.
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Old 2004-12-23, 23:05
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Quite horrifying poll, but I think that Animal Kingdom would win. Imagine being attacked by 1000 wasps. We are pretty outnumbered. It's not like we could use a-bombs cause there are humans everywhere.
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Old 2004-12-23, 23:10
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All will be estinguished according to gustavs + mine theori put together.

First all humans die. Then this picture come along and they will be so many that all will be eaten and after that the canibalizing comes. Then the males who stronger win, then they can no longer breed and all die
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Old 2004-12-23, 23:54
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Gustav: He said no insects
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Now, urm, hmm.
Are allowed to use sticks?

Asumming we're not, i suppose we could still win.
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Ah, then we will win. If arachnids had been social creatures we had been losing, but thankfully they are loners. Worms can't do much, I suppose. And those who live in the sea are not capable of much either more than sinking our ships. That leaves the birds, reptiles and mammals, but they can't kill us all. Not even rats/mice.

But "animals, not insects" makes no sense since, as far as I know, insects aren't plants..
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Old 2004-12-24, 00:07
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lol yes, i was thinking of saying that, but didn't bother.

this reminds of a cartoon where all the birds had a war against the land-treading animals.
it was stupid.
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Although there are 6 billion humans on earth, I am pretty sure we are heavily outnumbered by mammals alone. A hayena, tiger, wolf, or lion can take on 7 unarmed people at a time and devour each one. We would simply be annihilated...

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Hasn't anyone seen or read "Birds?"
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Hey everyone another important fact is that all humans woulndt gather themselves to fight against the animals, cos of racism or just of people being too proud. Thats just a note...


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But "animals, not insects" makes no sense since, as far as I know, insects aren't plants..
I took out insect cos it wuld be TOO MUCH unfair, as yourself found out.

imagine trillions of insects, many with poisons or simply annoying. We couldnt cope.

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Are allowed to use sticks?
Yes, any natural resource. (no, axes made with stons and sticks and all dont count, only primordial weapons, such as sticks and stones. No tools involvng combinations of things.

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btw i agree with lightwing, humans sucks without guns... but perhaps someone can proove the opposite
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Old 2004-12-24, 00:21
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Nah we would win for sure, humans are not as weak as they seem to be, a human punch or kick at the right area can knock out an animal, we would soon organize and study our enemy, also, our intelligence would anihilate them, we have guns, helicopters, and all kind of tools, even against birds, we can easily create silos where no bird can enter. And as there are no real menacing burrowing animals, we would be pretty safe in there. We would win for sure.
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i said no guns, lembrei

just the pure and clean human being against ferocious animals
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With a good enough stick, humans can beat the shit out of anything.

A lion for example, it's enough that he pounces on one human so that his buddy's will kill the lion.

Also we could just climb on trees and throw coconuts on their head.

The real problem:
Elephants and other big ass creatures + birds

but we'd out smart them too eventually.
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We'd win.
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Without guns too? Ah! Then we are pretty crushed.
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We would be killed eventually i think, but we would win a lot before that, since we have tecnology and shit
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We might now be able to use guns, but we can use other weapons like rocks, and make our own. How do you think man survived in the Ice Age?
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Elephant, meet mister gatlinggun

that should say enough.
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But the whole point is you can't use machinery.
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yeah geez ive got to say it a third time? guys please read the first post first.

and let me add this (which i said in a previous post here already):
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no, axes made with stons and sticks and all dont count, only primordial weapons, such as sticks and stones. No tools involvng combinations of things.)

cos i was thinking if humans, just humans and nothing else, could survive, using its intelligence to trick animals into a cliff
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Old 2004-12-24, 03:56
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With sticks and stones, and no weapons made out of them? I doubt it then. You try taking on a tiger with your bare hands. Or an elephant.

Or a charging rhino.
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With sticks and stones, and no weapons made out of them? I doubt it then. You try taking on a tiger with your bare hands. Or an elephant.

Or a charging rhino.
yeah, no weapon made out of them (or any item like that) cos otherwise people would start evolving till we get to our technology!
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People, what could animals already to do us?
If worst comes to worst, we just hide in our buildings.

Besides, are you aware of how we outnumber the carnivores?
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Black Panthers rule all.
They just don't know it yet...

Seriously, have you seen what a herd of Elephants do when they're mad?
They run right through villages and destroy EVERYTHING!!!
Imagine them getting organized, we would be exterminated...
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