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Old 2005-07-12, 02:27
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Have you had sex with a sponge?

Well, we had a "have you ever had sex" thread, and that wasn't closed, so I decided it'd be alright to ask a question that has been bothering me for quite a while.

Have you ever used a sponge to satisfy yourself?
(If you're having trouble picturing this, PM me.)

Share your thoughts.
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Old 2005-07-12, 02:31
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no but i once jacked off to spongebob ^^
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Old 2005-07-12, 05:31
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Not yet, no.
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Old 2005-07-12, 08:50
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Old 2005-07-12, 09:18
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This thread is filthy and dirty.

No, I haven't managed to have sex with a sponge. Why? Because every time I try to get to a sponge to relieve my desires, Anakin hits me in the face and ties me to his chair again, naked.
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Old 2005-07-12, 09:19
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No, but I was once raped by Risch- I mean, a succubus that sort of looked like a sponge.

I can't say it was very satisfying, though.
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Old 2005-07-12, 10:22
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No, but I was once raped by Risch- I mean, a succubus that sort of looked like a sponge.

I can't say it was very satisfying, though.
Ouch

I like sponges, just not *that* particular way
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Old 2005-07-12, 11:14
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A succubus sponge ? WTF?? A succubus has to be a hot lady with a pointy, kinky tail, end of story, period, if it wasn't a lady, than it wasn't a succubus! A sponge succubus, pfff. You poor, poor people, why do you want to have sex with a sponge, the real thing is much, much better, unless you've got no way, than, oh, you poor, poor people
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Old 2005-07-12, 12:35
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No - I did try once but got my bathroom products confused and used a pummace stone instead....the result was not pretty....unless bloodied penises are your thing of course
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Old 2005-07-12, 12:47
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Old 2005-07-12, 13:15
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No - I did try once but got my bathroom products confused and used a pummace stone instead....the result was not pretty....unless bloodied penises are your thing of course
Aww you poor thing.
Reminds of that time I accidentaly wiped my ass with sandpaper.
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Old 2005-07-12, 14:39
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It's impossible for me to have sex with a sponge because I lack any sexual organs. I pleasure myself by setting people alight
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Old 2005-07-12, 19:58
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A succubus sponge ? WTF?? A succubus has to be a hot lady with a pointy, kinky tail, end of story, period, if it wasn't a lady, than it wasn't a succubus! A sponge succubus, pfff.
It wasn't a succubus sponge!

Risch- I mean, certain succubi have a tendency to really frell up your vision when they get to the climax. Hense things start looking like sponges. Geesh!
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Old 2005-07-13, 12:20
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Old 2005-07-13, 19:08
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Have you ever used a sponge to satisfy yourself?
No, but I have used a "natasha".

LOL LOL ROFL ROFL ROFL


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Old 2005-07-13, 19:46
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lol @ Blissful...

and, err... no.
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Old 2005-07-15, 14:28
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Close this thread not good for youngs ones
come on act your age people
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Old 2005-07-15, 15:08
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Old 2005-07-15, 21:28
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lol, china...what a funny place
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Old 2005-07-17, 03:55
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I had sex with a sponge once, but I forgot to wear rubber (gloves) and caught a nasty case of the suds.
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