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Old 2007-06-06, 03:39
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Wanna Laugh?

In Australia, we have this new television show known as The Chaser which is the best tv I've watched in a long time.

They take the shit out of anything and everything, although its Australian based, some of its topics will apply to anyone, so Im going to post of the best for you guys to piss yourself over.

btw, none of this is staged, these are just some amatuers with balls with a camera team.

Airport Security
Here

Getting Knighted
Here

Divorce Me
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Shopping for a Bed
Here

Sex Offender
Here

Grim Reaper
Here

Australian Prime Minister (John Howard)
Here

Hail A Taxi
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There are a lot of others, but based around Australian icon's so the pun might not be picked up.

Let me know what you think
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Old 2007-06-06, 04:05
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Here's a couple more:

Sheik Al Hilali is the muslim leader of Australia. Hes been controversial in Australian Media for being outspoken. A recent one being him defending some young muslim boys who gang raped a girl, he stated that Australian women were walking around like uncovered meat, and put themselves in a position of being abused. After media attention, he suggested he put masking tape over his mouth to prevent him from being offensiv in the future.

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The Bra Boys are a notorious gang in Cronulla Sydney, well known through Australia. They are not the kind of people you want to mess with, and this incident could of been a lot worse

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Old 2007-06-06, 09:48
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Airport Security
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I love it where she calls out "Al Kyder" so casually.

Will watch more later.
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Old 2007-06-06, 10:08
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ahahaha... awesome..
got to get me some of these episodes (since I'm sure there is no way it will ever reach this part of the world).
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Old 2007-06-06, 10:22
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Ah.. The good old times. Too bad I have the DVDs :P

El:
Just get is via Bit torrent.
There's also CNNNN (ripping off CNN).
That's really good.

schitzn:
You should be able to see my face on tonight's episode.
I was in the studio audience and the camera passed in front of me.
Also they filmed extra bits for an international version to send over to Finland.

Can't wait to do my work experience again. They're willing to bring me back in.
And I am now an honorary Chaser as they boys said to me last night after the filming.

Edit:
Another good video is this one.
The Chaser McDonalds Upsell

And the shopping for a bed if from season 2.
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Old 2007-06-06, 10:27
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this is just sad; I think all those people should be shot to make the world a safer place
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Old 2007-06-06, 10:27
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Omg. Hilarious!
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Old 2007-06-06, 10:29
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That it is.
That's CNNNN. It's been cut from 4 different episodes.
It truely shows you what Americans really know.

"How many sides does a triangle have?"
"4"
"None... 1?"

OMG.
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Old 2007-06-06, 13:33
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end women's suffrage (for the non-native-english speakers, suffrage is right to vote (in this context))
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Old 2007-06-06, 15:00
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this is just sad; I think all those people should be shot to make the world a safer place
I don't even want to go here. Even though its bias on incorrect answers, there seems to be an overhelming number of individuals incorrect. Very scary.


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Well I admit I probably would of signed it too, not knowing what it means
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Old 2007-06-06, 15:03
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Ah.. The good old times. Too bad I have the DVDs :P

El:
Just get is via Bit torrent.
There's also CNNNN (ripping off CNN).
That's really good.

schitzn:
You should be able to see my face on tonight's episode.
I was in the studio audience and the camera passed in front of me.
Also they filmed extra bits for an international version to send over to Finland.

Can't wait to do my work experience again. They're willing to bring me back in.
And I am now an honorary Chaser as they boys said to me last night after the filming.

Edit:
Another good video is this one.
The Chaser McDonalds Upsell

And the shopping for a bed if from season 2.

Dude, thats awesome, I was working so I didnt get a chance to watch it.

Your in the audience or you worked for the show? I didnt catch what you mean't?

Did they try to break into the Big Brother house as rumoured on behindbigbrother.com this week?


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Dude, I just read this thread and realized what your on about, what a mind-blow, your working on set with them! I didnt even realize this before I posted this thread

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Old 2007-06-06, 16:15
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Dude, thats awesome, I was working so I didnt get a chance to watch it.
Na, that's alright.
They screwed up the line so the footage that had me in it was deleted. But you can still see me towards the end of the show.
(I have the black and blue striped jumper on with the back beanie. My sister is the one in green next to me)
But you can see the brochure that I gave to them on their desk.
Just look for the big words with "SEB" on it. (It's towards the front of the desk)

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Your in the audience or you worked for the show? I didnt catch what you mean't?
I did it last week. This week I sat in the audience.

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Did they try to break into the Big Brother house as rumoured on behindbigbrother.com this week?
No, they didn't and you won't believe how many times I had to squash the rumour at school and on the Chaser forums.
I was with them on Friday and they were very much in Sydney.
They didn't have ANYTHING to do with that rumour.
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Old 2007-06-06, 16:42
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Since 9/11, Australian Authorities have identified potential terrorists, and this guy, has been in the media for apparently having ties with Osama Bin Laden. News channels (one being "Today Tonight") have been harassing this guy because of these supposedly government accusations. The rest is self explanatory:

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Old 2007-06-06, 17:08
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The show is good! The bed testing made me laugh the most . Is it true there is a "DVD extra" where he #%@!$ a goat in the bed in that store?
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Old 2007-06-06, 17:09
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The show is good! The bed testing made me laugh the most . Is it true there is a "DVD extra" where he #%@!$ a goat in the bed in that store?
No, they are only joking about it.
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