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Old 2003-09-19, 13:37
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Funny pick-up lines

This is just a weird idea i had...
Everyone should post a funny pick-up line they thought/heard of..

This is one i made up after a physics lesson:


When hitting on a female scientist:
"Hey baby, wanna come over to my place and swap some electrons?" XD
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This is work of higher intelligences, who take other, esoteric and psychological sciences into account than we are normally used to even consider, numerology being one of them, because everything for them is ritualistic and everything is meant for a deep programming of our psychological state. One day witchcraft and science will collide.
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Old 2003-09-19, 14:18
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Hmmmm a bit lame that.

Boy: "Hey are you okay?"

Girl : "Yeah"

Boy : "Good 'cos its a long fall from heaven."
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Old 2003-09-19, 14:23
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Old 2003-09-19, 18:38
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LOL@pandy
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Old 2003-09-19, 21:27
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"Good, I happen to have that"
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Old 2003-09-19, 22:02
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ALL chat-up lines are funny.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
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Old 2003-09-19, 23:18
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"Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"

"Are those space pants? Cos your ass is out of this world!"
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Old 2003-09-20, 05:13
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"Hey, I lost my number.... could I have yours???"
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Old 2003-09-20, 23:56
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a few classics but i never use them :

f**k me if i'm wrong but have we met before?

take a piece of ice from drink, stamp on it then say:
"Now That I've Broken the Ice, What's your name?"

a good one:
"Your eyes tell me everything about you except your name"

the worst:
You: Is Your Dad a Terrorist?
Her: No... Why?????
You: Because Youre DA BOMB !!!
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Old 2003-09-21, 00:03
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"Do you have 35 cents? I need to call heaven and tell them they forgot an angel."

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Old 2003-09-21, 09:29
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LOL @ johnnybrubacker and Lightwing.
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Old 2003-09-21, 17:17
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citadelle>> ITS ARSE DAMNIT!

XD @ all of them
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Old 2003-09-22, 06:49
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Lol nice ones people
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This is work of higher intelligences, who take other, esoteric and psychological sciences into account than we are normally used to even consider, numerology being one of them, because everything for them is ritualistic and everything is meant for a deep programming of our psychological state. One day witchcraft and science will collide.
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Old 2003-09-23, 05:14
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read this on a site a while ago:

"I'm going outside to make out... wanna come?"

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Old 2003-09-23, 16:21
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Hmm..
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Old 2003-09-23, 17:31
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is your name mickey cause youre so fine....
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Old 2003-09-24, 16:25
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"Umm... Emm... Urm... Uhh....
............ You're that girl I saw right? "

"You have such a beautiful name.... What was it again?"
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Old 2003-09-24, 16:44
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Those are like things you would say if you were intoxicated.
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Old 2003-09-24, 16:46
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No. I heard actual people say these things
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Old 2003-09-24, 16:51
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You should have thrown a shoe at them!
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Old 2003-09-25, 15:49
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Old 2003-09-25, 20:35
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Elliptic: now I'm hooked...

I hate you
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Old 2003-09-26, 12:57
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Lol@Drecon.

My friend, Tobias, was lighting with his flashlight on Alexander, and he tried to block light from his eyes with straight arm.
"Stop lighting on me!"
Tobias: "Then why are you greeting me like Hitler then?"
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Old 2003-09-28, 00:46
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That was a bloody awful chatup line Illumina
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Old 2003-09-28, 04:13
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Yes, I agree with Pandy!!
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