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Old 2003-08-06, 04:19
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Lightbulb Witie remarks and quotes made by you

Here we can post quotes you have made up that you think are good.
This may bot last long but what the hell, two i made up.

1. You can do anything with great skill and dexterity
2. I tried hard and i failed, but i failed to try hard enough
3. Fear not for where there will be darkness, there will be light
4. To many people in a que spoil the ride
5. Where there is a perpose, there is a meaning
6. Life is shorter when shot dead
7. Life is sweeter when you are made out of candy
8. Nothing is possible without it being impossible
9. The more you wait the longer the antispation
10. Killing people is like killing cute puppies
10again. Killing people is like killing yourself


Just post 1 or 10 or however many you like, and you can go and steal someones else if really you want to, but all these i thought at the top of my head
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Old 2003-08-06, 04:26
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--> See "Groucho Marx"...

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Old 2003-08-06, 04:28
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--> See "Groucho Marx"...

quote? remark? i'm not following, good try though
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Old 2003-08-06, 04:29
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Okay, straight from the master of the one-liner:

How do you feel about women's rights ? I like either side of them.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!

Mrs. Teasdale: He's had a change of heart.
[Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.

I sent the club a wire stating, Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put 'Emily, I love you' on the back of the bill.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

A man is as young as the woman he feels.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions-the curtain was up.

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!

There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook.

To Margret Dumont: "I can see you and I married. I can see you bending over the stove. I can't see the stove!

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing..if you can fake that, you've got it made.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Remember men you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Last night I shot an elephant in my Pajamas and how he got in my pajamas I'll never know.

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.



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Old 2003-08-06, 05:05
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Old 2003-08-06, 13:26
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Double-J ~ Marx Bros own!

"Wouldnt it be easier if you put the room in the trunk" DD

(my favorate bit)

"Sir this table's set for 4"

"Thats nothing, my alarm clock's set for eight!"
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Some of *my* phrase's


~Reality is in the eye of the beholder~

~In my view, Time is a waste of Space~

~If space is expanding, whats it expanding into?~


I'll do some more later
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~If space is expanding, whats it expanding into?~
Very innovative.
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Old 2003-08-06, 16:06
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1. To be a boy you can't be a girl
2. To be a girl you can't ba a boy
3. Some doors are best left closed
4. To be one you must first be two
5. To know you are a clone is a very wise thing indeed
6. Girls grow mastaches as well as boys
7. To feel pain you must first feel love
8. Time to me is not time to you
9. Religions starts Wars, Wars start bloodshed, bloodshed just leaves pain, pain is the way to the darkside, the darkside start a cult, which in time is transformed into a religion, and the circle is forever going

I thought of all these at the top of my head, i like my last one
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Old 2003-08-06, 23:32
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come on people it's not like i'm asking you to make a game, thats in my other thread
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Old 2003-08-07, 01:15
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It's a message board, not a chat room mannesh.
Give people some time

One of my favorite's is the one in my sig (the prozac thing).
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Old 2003-08-07, 02:09
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It's a message board, not a chat room mannesh.
Give people some time

One of my favorite's is the one in my sig (the prozac thing).
*chit *chat
*chat *chit
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Old 2003-08-07, 13:56
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My French friend loved "Le Français > v00!" ...for some reason ;p
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Old 2003-08-07, 17:47
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Some more of mine



1. "A pessimist is never disapointed"
2. "If in dougght, push the big RED button"
3. "The world is my oster, and I hate Oasters"
4. "If your not going to try dieng,don't die trying"
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Old 2003-08-08, 22:27
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The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. --- Albert Einstein.
Power creates greed, greed creates jelousy, jelousy creates hate, hate creates war, and war creates power.
The wisest men know not the answer, but the question.
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Old 2003-08-09, 18:59
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"Sex between two people is a fine thing, between five, it's fantastic"

*Or something along those lines, I can't check it without my home PC*

Woody Allen

"There are lies, damn lies, and there are statistics."

Winston L. Churchill
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Old 2003-08-10, 13:41
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I dont think that one about lies is older then Churchill, allthough he did use it.
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The subject of this thread is "Witie remarks and quotes made by you"...

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