Classic Movie Quotes

[Double-J]

I got this idea from Rustyw, and I think its pretty cool. Post your favorite quote(s) from an old/classic movie, and what movie it is from.

I'll start:

From The Godfather (Pt 1)

Pete Clemenza : "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

[Rustyw]

ok, here's one:

Pinnochio: But father, when can I be a REAL boy?

-Pinnochio

ok, seriously:

Donnie: We almost ran into Grandma Death today.
Therapist: Oh?
Donnie: Yeah, she told me something.
Therapist: What did she tell you?
Donnie: She told me that every living creature dies alone.
Therapist: And what do you think of that?
Donnie: *Crying* I don't want to die alone.

-Donnie Darko

[demonixz]

Is that the sesh where Donnie yanks down his pants?

"PUMPKIN JACK, THE skeleton KING!"

[Rustyw]

Donnie yanks down his pants? I don't think thats Donnie Darko...

[HomerSimpson]

He does it at the psychiatrist, I think.

[Morden279]

From Zulu Dawn

Soldier 1: "Good bullets these, flatten out against the bone, smash 'em out..."

Soldier 2: "But bullets run out, and those bloody spears don't..."

Regards,
Morden

[Reek]

Austin: Allow myself to introduce......myself.


-Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.

[Morden279]

From Predator

Arnie: "So you cooked up a story and dropped ze six of in ze meat-grinder! What happened to you Dillon? You used to be someone I could trust!"

Regards,
Morden

[Atresica]

"Put off those special effects!"
"These are no special effects!"

-That parody on the Exorsist.


"Cigarette?"
"I know"
-Airplane

"You know those funny faces you make when you're having sex? God came up with that"

-Dogma

more to come

[Morden279]

From Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

Kirk: "I've never trusted Klingons, and I never I will. I can never forgive them for the death of my son..."

Regards,
Morden

[Phoenix]

Jack: "Wang, these sing-dings.."
Wang: "Chang-sing"
Jack: "They got enemies?"
Wang: "yes, wing kong"
Jack: "who wear red turbans?"
Wang: "holy shit Jack, these guys are animals"

-Big Trouble in Little China

[Darkflame]

DF's Quotes Part 1...........

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
"Very deep,you should send that in to the Reader's Digest They've got a page for people like you.'"

~ Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy

"The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat...'"

~Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy

"What gear are you in?"
"GEARS???" ~ Dogma

"You dont need to follow me! Your all individuals!
"YES WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS!"

~Monty Pythons Life of Brian

" You see, Kevin, the fabric of the universe is far from perfect. It was a bit of botched job, you see. We only had seven days to make it. And that's where this comes in. This is the only map of all the holes. Well, why repair them? Why not use them to get stinking rich?" ~ Time Bandets





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Atresica~You nicked all the best ones!!!

[Lgr]

The name's Bond, James Bond.

[Fromsej]

Did I fire six rounds or did I fire five rounds?
Do you feel lucky? ......Punk!!
Dirty Harry - Clint Eastwood.

[Panda]

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the armies of the north. Husband to a murdered wife, father to a murdered son, and I will have my vengeance, in this world or the next.

Maximus, gladiator.

[Rustyw]

"My anus is bleeding!!!"

~Rejected

[demonixz]

"INCONCIEVABLE!"

&

"He's only MOSTLY dead."

Both from Princess Bride

[Rustyw]

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare...to die."

-Princess Bride

[Homeless]

"Jimmy: You scared, man?
Steve: No. You?
Jimmy: No... Hold me!"
Independence Day

"Russell: Alright you alien assholes, in the words of my generation, "up yours!"
Independence Day

[Panda]

Originally posted by HomelessTarget
"Jimmy: You scared, man?
Steve: No. You?
Jimmy: No... Hold me!"
Independence Day

"Russell: Alright you alien assholes, in the words of my generation, "up yours!"
Independence Day

Love that one

Isamu: NEVER mess with an expert at reckless driving!!!!
Macross Plus.

[Fromsej]

We are on a mission from God!
Elwood Blues - The Blues Brothers.

[Panda]

Anyone remember this one? XD
Illegal Immigrant: "GAAAAARRRRRRYYYYY!!"
Dell Boy: "Oh what a 42 carat plonker you really are Rodney!"
Dell Boy: " Youuuuuu Plonker¬!"

Classics huh?
One of the best British comedies ever, Only Fools and Horses

[Rustyw]

Originally posted by Fromsej
We are on a mission from God!
Elwood Blues - The Blues Brothers.

ah, i was hoping someone would quote blues brothers...what a cool movie

[Homeless]

Originally posted by Pandemona
Love that one

yeah, me too
hmm..lets see..

"Morpheus: Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?"
The Matrix

"Charles "Chick" Chapple: Right before A.J.'s dad died he told you to take care of his son. I don't think shooting him is taking care of him.
Harry Stamper: I'm not gonna kill him, I'm just gonna shoot him in the leg. He can still work with one leg! Remember that one guy who worked all those years with one arm?
Chick "Chick" Chapple: Yep, but he wasn't very good."
Armageddon

[Darkflame]

FireBall2K ~ There was a tv series that was combined together to make a movie-ish thingy. (BBC video, double box set)
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Pandemona ~ Only Fools and Horse's Rules, but
a) This is supposed to be about films
b) That wasn't a particularly good quotes (not compared to "Tough? Tough? It's the toughest chicken I've known. It's asked me for a fight in the car park twice!"
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"Are you his body guard?"
"No, his gardener!"
~LotR:ttt

"That fact the tape contained static was of less concern with the fact it contained 8 hours of static" ~ Contact

"Its Dark, and were wearing sunglass's" ~ Blues Bros.

"Believe It!" ~ Trinity, Matrix Reloaded (bah, thought Id get one in early )

"Thats not flying!!...thats..Falling with style!" ~ Woody, Toy Story

" When I was a little boy my mother told me never to stare into the sun so once, when I was six, I did" ~ Max Cohen, Ð