Classic Movie Quotes

[demonixz]

Ok, time to take off the gloves. Feel free to ignore the non-film ones, this is my list from someplace on my HD, so I couldn't be assed to edit it

"11.51 p.m. restate my assumptions" - Pi again (Crazy film)

'Prison is a lot like high school, except in high school you get noogies and in prison ....' - Xander

'I'm only here due to tragic circumstances anyway'
'Oh yeah ? What's that then ?'
'I got caught' - Porridge

'You didn't tell me vampires could do that'
'I didn't know they could do that' - Vampires

'And this one time, at band camp ...' - American Pie

'The Americans make moving pictures, the British make talking pictures' - Michael Caine

'They call you devil or they call you god' - Jonathan Livingston Seagull

'The law is just a word' - A view from a bridge

'Why for you bury me in the cold, cold ground ?' - Tazmania

'Religion is the opium of the people' - Karl Marx

'Ummmm ... POWER RANGERS: "Watch my monster GROWWWW!" No wait. That was a quote from Joss the other day.' - Jeff Pruitt

'I didn't know she could fly'
'I think it's because she's a witch...' - The Rugrats Movie

'For a thousand redundant miners and one poorly one, let's do it.' - Brassed Off

'Feeeeeeeeeeed me Seymour !' - Little Shop of Horrors

'Who is that girl ?' - Oz

'Sometimes I just wish I was one of the shiny happy people' - The Rage

'And you don't know me yet !'

'Work hard, belive in yourself and reach for the stars' - Alan Kelly of Oooberman

'My mind is like an empty can of beer' - Bees

'And the rest is silence' - Giles

'Hi-ho flying dog away !' - Never Ending Story the directors cut

'How come you're always right ?'
'It's a half-god thing' - Hercules

'This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, with a whimper' - T.S Elliot

'Don't warn the tadpoles !' - Willow

'Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.' - Yoda

'You remind me of a poem I can't remember, a song that may not exist and a place I'm not sure I've been to' - Abe Simpson

[Rustyw]

tell me, WHY did you keep these quotes, demon?

[demonixz]

They used to be in my siggy back when I frequented (And wrote an A* sociology coursework on) the Bronze (Ex-official Buffy posting board).

I hate throwing things out, never know when you might need a page of quotes!

[Rustyw]

you're right, you NEVER know when a list of near-pointless quotes can save your life they aren't THAT pointless...or im just an idiot

[Double-J]

lol I like how I wanted "classic movies" and I get independance day quotes.

[Bomba!]

Too bad there is no Starcraft movie :/

Starwars: Some day I will be the most powerfull Jedi ever! ~ Anakin

and
Obi-wan: "Why do I have the feeling you'll cause my death one day?"

Anakin: " Don't say that master, you know you are like a father to me."

[Darkflame]

tsk tsk, you forgot THE star wars quote:

"Use the force, luke!"

[Lgr]

http://us.imdb.com/Sections/Quotes/

has a very respectable collection. I love the Simpsons ones!

Homer: Here are your messages, Mr. Burns! "You have 30 minutes to move your car." "You have ten minutes to move your car." "Your car is being impounded." "Your car is being crushed into a cube." "You have 30 minutes to move your cube."

Chief Wiggum: See ya in court, Simpson. Oh, and bring that evidence with ya; otherwise, I got no case and you'll go scot-free.

Bart: Hey Homer, this house sucks!
Homer: Bart, I told you to never use that word! Call me Daddy.

(Yeh, I know they're not Classic Movies, but they're funny!)

[demonixz]

No, THE Star Wars quote is "Do, or do not. There is no try."

On that note -

"Snoogins"

and

"I'm a minority, in a minority, of a minority."

"Bunch of savages in this town."

A small prize is available to aybody placing those in the correct Kev Smith movie, with a pringle for the person who can tell me:

1. Where Susanne first appeared, in chronological terms.
2. What the spoof name of the final part of the Jersey trilogy (Of 5) was?

[Lgr]

"Begun this clone war has"

[demonixz]

They cut away just before Samuel L goes -

To Yoda: "No fucking shit it has!"
Turning to look at everybody in general, palms open: "Why the fuck does that cat have to spin the obvious all the damn time?"

[Atresica]

"I'm a Jedi Master. Hand over my Lightsaber, it's the one with "Bad Motherfucker" on it"

[Homeless]

"Alice Marshall: I'm 12 years old. In the caveman days I'd be having children of my own. "
Air Force One

"Taggert: We're more likely to believe him than some foul-mouthed jerk from out of town.
Axel Foley: "Foul-mouthed"?? Fuck you!"
Beverly Hills Cop

[Homeless]

Originally posted by Bomba!
Too bad there is no Starcraft movie :/

Would be awesome, i tell ya

[demonixz]

Holy CROMBLEY! There is going to be, a Clerk's animated MOVIE!

NOOGE!

[Rustyw]

OMG ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!

snooge the nooge, silent...uh...demonixz.

any of you guys wanna buy some fireworks?

[Morden279]

From Black Hawk Down

Gordon: "Randy, need a pistol mag!!"

From Commando

Bennet: "I'm gonna kill you, John!!!"

Arnie: "Bull-shit!!!"

Regards,
Morden

[Darkflame]

"No ticket!" ~ The best line Silent Bob says in "Dogma",
"Thanks" ~ The second best line Silent Bob says in Dogma

[Homeless]

@ DF

here's one:

"Pikul: "Allegra, what if we're not in the game anymore?"
Geller: "If... we're not...?"
Pikul: "If we're not, then you just killed someone real.""
eXistenZ

ahh, eXistenZ rulez

[Fromsej]

Anyone remember Silent Movie by Mel Brooks?
Here is all the words said in that movie.

NO

"Uncle Fromsej"

[Darkflame]

HomelessTarget ~ indeed it does (darn...I gota make some avatars from that film)
--
"Let me get this straight, you built a time machine....out of a delorean?" ~ Back to the Future

"The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style? " ~ Back to the future.

"Which is a bigger fool, the fool, or the fool that follows the fool?" ~ numerious different films.


And its not a film ,but I gota do some Farscape ones

"Its not you, its me...
...I dont like you" ~ Aeryon, Farscape

"Life Sucks, nothing maters, screw-it-all lets PARTY!" ~ John, Farscape.

"I got some good news, and I got some bad news....
...the bad news is your going to be traped here in stone for 80 cycles...
..the good news is me and cheyna are having great sex!" ~D'argo, Farscape.

[Double-J]

"Toga! Toga! Toga!" -Bluto Blutarsky, as played by the late great John Belushi in Animal House.

[Homeless]

Originally posted by Darkflame
HomelessTarget ~ indeed it does (darn...I gota make some avatars from that film)

yeh, yeah, yeh....
make some

at least sometime, in the future...

you've got any idea where to get an DivX of eXistenZ..arf...
i can't find one anywhere

[Rustyw]

"Hey look guys, im a zit! Phththghhthght!"
-Animal House

[bunnyrabbot02]

Ice Age:

Diego:Where is baby?

The Lion King:

Timon & Pumba:Hakuna Matata!