Throw a random item at the next poster

[Purple Sheep]

*misreads ChaosFish's post*
*eats the smashed egg*
*throws a fork at the next poster*

[Mia]

*hoards the fork in her secret cutlery stash*
*The fork dislodges a spoon*
*Mia throws the spoon at the next poster*

[Lewi-G]

EDIT : Nope sorry ive deleted that crap post! The "there is no spoon" pun was really bad!

[Cl@udia]

spoons with the spoon, and keeps it. Makes an airplane out of paper and throws it at next poster

[Purple Sheep]

*catches it, unfolds it and refolds it into a supposedly better one which fails to take flight at all*
*throws a paperclip at the next poster*

[Lewi-G]

Unfolds paper clip and attaches it to a jam sandwich and a car battery turning it into a bomb (Mcguyver style!)

Throws the jam bomb at next poster

[Kurck]

*is hit by the bomb, the bomb explodes and is all covered by jam.*
*throws some lasting pieces at the next poster.*

[Cl@udia]

Spreads the jam bits on a piece of toast. Throws a butterscotch at next poster

[Mia]

*realises she hasn't had a butterscotch in years, and sucks it nostalgically*
*Throws an elephant at the next poster*

[Lewi-G]

*Puts a monkey in the trunk and shows elephant a mouse.*

*The scared elephant fires the monkey at the next poster*

[Jasiek]

Reminds me of something.
How many moves do you have to make to put an elephant inside a refirgerator?
Three:
-open fridge
-put elephant
-close fridge

And how many moves do you have to make to put a giraffe inside a fridge?
Four! :
-open door
-tak out the elephant
-put giraffe
-close door

Genius! Isn't it ?!

* Jasiek cathces monkey, tores it's head off, and serves the monkey brain to the next poster on a silver platter.

[Lewi-G]

Originally Posted by Jasiek

Reminds me of something.
How many moves do you have to make to put an elephant inside a refirgerator?
Three:
-open fridge
-put elephant
-close fridge

And how many moves do you have to make to put a giraffe inside a fridge?
Four! :
-open door
-tak out the elephant
-put giraffe
-close door

Genius! Isn't it ?!

Oh dear oh dear Jasiek

Ok I have a similar joke.

What you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye-deer!

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no eye-deer!

* Lewi eats monkey brain "mmm tastes like chicken!" *
* Lewi throws silver platter at next poster. *

[Purple Sheep]

That joke is far older...

And Jasiek's one continues:

The lion calls a meeting for all the animals. Who doesn't attend?
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The giraffe, as it's in the fridge.

You are trying to cross a crocodile-infested river. There is no bridge or boat for you to use. How do you get across?
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You swim. The crocodiles are at the meeting, remember?

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*gets a chainsaw and crafts the silver platter into a jagged-edged shuriken*
*throws it at the next poster*

[Kurck]

*the shuriken lands right in front of his feet*
*takes it up, looks at it, scratches his forehead, thinks of what it could be, takes a bite in it*
*one of his teeth popped out and heads right to the next poster*

[ChaosFish]

* ChaosFish just woke out of his nightmare where millions of teeth fall out of his mouth, and is happy it was just a dream
* ChaosFish sees a tooth rolling on the floor next to him
* ChaosFish gets a heart attack and calls an ambulance, which runs over the next poster

[Mia]

*The ambulance guys pick Mia and ChaosFish up and throw them in the ambulance together*
*Mia wakes up and throws ChaosFish's oxygen cylinder at the next poster*

[Kurck]

*dang* (got hit by the cilinder)

*falls on the ground, hits a lamppost and the lamppost falls down on the head of the next poster*

[Cl@udia]

Claudia takes quite a hit to the head. Suddenly, everythnig seems clearer! *scribble scribble* throws the meaning of life at next poster

[DedalousDiggle]

* DedalousDiggle opens the paper and sighs when he sees that the paper says "42".

* DedalousDiggle throws his cellphone at the next poster.

Theft deterrent!

[ChaosFish]

* ChaosFish is sad he didn't manage to grab the meaning of life before some lower being interpreted it as "42"
* ChaosFish catches Diggle's phone and dials 4 8 15 16 23 42, then throws the REAL meaning of life (i.e. the meaning of Lost) at the next poster

[Cl@udia]

Originally Posted by DedalousDiggle

* DedalousDiggle opens the paper and sighs when he sees that the paper says "42".

* DedalousDiggle throws his cellphone at the next poster.

Theft deterrent!

Hehe...42...

*puts the meaning of ''lost'' in a hat(the meaning is making lots of money by building up curiousity :P ) and pulls out a bunny. Throws bunny's carrot at next poster* hope I didn't hit anyone who's too young for a carrot

[ChaosFish]

Hold on... Lost last number *is* 42.. hmz.
Anyway,

* ChaosFish eats carrot
* ChaosFish throws some leftover food at the next poster

[Purple Sheep]

*eats it and throws a spork at the next poster*

[Mia]

*takes the spork for her secret cutlery stash, and marvels that she hasn't had a spork for her collection before...*
*Throws a purple Eeyore drinking straw at the next poster*

[Blind Prophet]

*grabs drinking straw and uses it as a snorckle*
*throws deep sea turtle at nxt poster*