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Old 2006-04-29, 16:23
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*misreads ChaosFish's post*
*eats the smashed egg*
*throws a fork at the next poster*
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Old 2006-04-29, 19:16
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*hoards the fork in her secret cutlery stash*
*The fork dislodges a spoon*
*Mia throws the spoon at the next poster*
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Old 2006-04-29, 19:21
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EDIT : Nope sorry ive deleted that crap post! The "there is no spoon" pun was really bad!

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Old 2006-04-30, 23:06
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spoons with the spoon, and keeps it. Makes an airplane out of paper and throws it at next poster
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Old 2006-05-01, 00:49
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*catches it, unfolds it and refolds it into a supposedly better one which fails to take flight at all*
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Old 2006-05-01, 00:53
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Unfolds paper clip and attaches it to a jam sandwich and a car battery turning it into a bomb (Mcguyver style!)

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Old 2006-05-01, 14:38
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*is hit by the bomb, the bomb explodes and is all covered by jam.*
*throws some lasting pieces at the next poster.*
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Old 2006-05-02, 00:13
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Spreads the jam bits on a piece of toast. Throws a butterscotch at next poster
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Old 2006-05-03, 18:30
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*realises she hasn't had a butterscotch in years, and sucks it nostalgically*
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Old 2006-05-03, 18:36
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*Puts a monkey in the trunk and shows elephant a mouse.*

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Old 2006-05-03, 18:41
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Reminds me of something.
How many moves do you have to make to put an elephant inside a refirgerator?
Three:
-open fridge
-put elephant
-close fridge

And how many moves do you have to make to put a giraffe inside a fridge?
Four! :
-open door
-tak out the elephant
-put giraffe
-close door

Genius! Isn't it ?!

* Jasiek cathces monkey, tores it's head off, and serves the monkey brain to the next poster on a silver platter.
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Old 2006-05-03, 18:56
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jasiek
Reminds me of something.
How many moves do you have to make to put an elephant inside a refirgerator?
Three:
-open fridge
-put elephant
-close fridge

And how many moves do you have to make to put a giraffe inside a fridge?
Four! :
-open door
-tak out the elephant
-put giraffe
-close door

Genius! Isn't it ?!
Oh dear oh dear Jasiek

Ok I have a similar joke.

What you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye-deer!

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no eye-deer!

* Lewi eats monkey brain "mmm tastes like chicken!" *
* Lewi throws silver platter at next poster. *
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Old 2006-05-03, 19:35
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That joke is far older...

And Jasiek's one continues:

The lion calls a meeting for all the animals. Who doesn't attend?
Spoiler:
The giraffe, as it's in the fridge.


You are trying to cross a crocodile-infested river. There is no bridge or boat for you to use. How do you get across?
Spoiler:
You swim. The crocodiles are at the meeting, remember?


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*gets a chainsaw and crafts the silver platter into a jagged-edged shuriken*
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Old 2006-05-04, 00:18
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*the shuriken lands right in front of his feet*
*takes it up, looks at it, scratches his forehead, thinks of what it could be, takes a bite in it*
*one of his teeth popped out and heads right to the next poster*
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Old 2006-05-04, 00:33
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* ChaosFish just woke out of his nightmare where millions of teeth fall out of his mouth, and is happy it was just a dream
* ChaosFish sees a tooth rolling on the floor next to him
* ChaosFish gets a heart attack and calls an ambulance, which runs over the next poster
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Old 2006-05-04, 21:20
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*The ambulance guys pick Mia and ChaosFish up and throw them in the ambulance together*
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Old 2006-05-05, 01:19
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*dang* (got hit by the cilinder)

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Old 2006-05-06, 19:33
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Claudia takes quite a hit to the head. Suddenly, everythnig seems clearer! *scribble scribble* throws the meaning of life at next poster
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Old 2006-05-06, 20:12
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* DedalousDiggle opens the paper and sighs when he sees that the paper says "42".

* DedalousDiggle throws his cellphone at the next poster.

Theft deterrent!
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Old 2006-05-06, 20:21
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* ChaosFish is sad he didn't manage to grab the meaning of life before some lower being interpreted it as "42"
* ChaosFish catches Diggle's phone and dials 4 8 15 16 23 42, then throws the REAL meaning of life (i.e. the meaning of Lost) at the next poster
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Old 2006-05-06, 21:38
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* DedalousDiggle opens the paper and sighs when he sees that the paper says "42".

* DedalousDiggle throws his cellphone at the next poster.

Theft deterrent!
Hehe...42...

*puts the meaning of ''lost'' in a hat(the meaning is making lots of money by building up curiousity :P ) and pulls out a bunny. Throws bunny's carrot at next poster* hope I didn't hit anyone who's too young for a carrot
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Old 2006-05-06, 21:43
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Hold on... Lost last number *is* 42.. hmz.
Anyway,

* ChaosFish eats carrot
* ChaosFish throws some leftover food at the next poster
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Old 2006-05-06, 22:40
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Old 2006-05-06, 22:58
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*takes the spork for her secret cutlery stash, and marvels that she hasn't had a spork for her collection before...*
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Old 2006-05-29, 21:35
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*grabs drinking straw and uses it as a snorckle*
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