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Old 2002-10-08, 22:44
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Story. Thingy.

Erm, it's kinda like a continuous story thingy but don't make your addition to the story too long, a couple of sentences max. And leave 3-4 option at the end of your addition for the other person to continue. (And no ending the story!) =/

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Twinsen woke up one sunny morning, put on his tunic and went outside to see...

A - Dino-Fly
B - Bob
C - George W Bush
D - The Pharmacist
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Old 2002-10-08, 22:47
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Twinsen went out into the garden and saw George W. Bush standing there. GWB automatically thinks Twinsen is a terrorist because he wears a tunic.

What should Twinsen do?

A. Beat him up
B. Negotiate peacefully (Yeah right, like that'll work with Bush)
C. Get Atre to pop a cap in his ass
D. Fly away on Dinofly's back
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Old 2002-10-08, 23:02
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Twinsen beats the **** out of george bush.
should he
a) shove his masgic ball up GWB ass?
b) run off
c) laugh and run off
d) carry on beating him
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Old 2002-10-08, 23:08
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Twinsen runs off in Lupin-burg, fearing the immenant arrival of the FBI. Feeling scared, Twinsen goes to hide at...

A - Chez Luc
B - Bazaar
C - Mr Paul' House
D - In an Esmer UFO
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Old 2002-10-08, 23:18
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Twinsen goes to hide in the Esmer UFO.
The emperor's girl offers him:

1) A massage
2) A stand up show
3) A Checkmate game
4) Sex
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Old 2002-10-09, 00:29
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The emperor´s girl offers him a massage. He accepts to relax a little bit, after being chased, but suddenly the Esmer UFO starts to fly and Twinsen...
a)Beats everybody in there and take control over it
b)Ask the girl if she´s up to a "little one"
c)Stays being massaged
d)Jumps from the UFO and commits suicide
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Old 2002-10-09, 02:25
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So The emperor's girl offers him sex.
Twinsen takes off his tunic.
Alas, than he realizes!
He must get back to the shrine of the all mighty BENJAMIN and bid him his offering!

What ever shall he do???

1. Go to the shrine of Benjamin.
2. Go to the shrine of Benjamin.
3. Go to the shrine of Benjamin.
4. Go to the shrine of Benjamin, come back home, then go to the shrine of Benjamin again.
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Old 2002-10-09, 11:23
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But just when he was about to go, he suddenly realised he had no fucking clue who Benjamin was so he:

a) Beats the living Daylights out of ET
b) Beats the living Daylights out of the Esmer
c) Allow Atresica to beat the living daylights out of ET
d) Grabs a parachute and jumps out of the shuttle
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Old 2002-10-09, 16:23
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He grabs a parachute and jumps out of the shuttle.
He then sees a crocodile chewing on his GBA!
He...

A. pollitly asks it not to
B. calls the Crocodile Hunter for help
C. beats the crap out of the crocodile
D. runs off crying
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Old 2002-10-09, 18:05
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Twinsen asks him politley not to, and the crocodile politley agrees.

Then he sees a raving lunatic shouting something about "Benjamin"

He must..

a.kick him in the face
b.shoot him
c.go back home
d.use the crocodile to get back to the shore
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Old 2002-10-09, 18:22
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He must kick him in the face. But now he's frightened, cos the one he beat the crap out of was a loony!!!

He...

A. Kicks him in the face (again)
B. Says "sorry" to the lunatic
C. Goes home
D. Goes home crying
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Old 2002-10-09, 18:54
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He says sorry, but notices that he wears a collar with "Ricky" on it, knowing that is not the lunatics real name, he:
a) Thinks it's stupid
b) He for some reason feels that this collar doesn't belong in this game
c) He nicks the collar
d) He asks the Lunatic where he got the collar from
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Old 2002-10-09, 18:58
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He asks the lunatic where he got the colar from, who in response pulls out his MI54-GW44 (those are just random letters and numbers I threw in, they're supposed to symbolize some type of automatic weapon) and starts shooting Twinsen. Twinsen then begs the great BENJAMIN for fogivness, and is being blessed with a marching band of fluffy bunnies, which unfortunally serves him no aid.

At his death bed, what should Twinsen do now?

1. Do the Makarena
2. Dance some polka
3. Dance the Polkarena.
4. Take a medicine and get it over with.
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Old 2002-10-09, 19:53
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Twinsen does the Makerena.
All of a sudden Benjamin's head starts spinning and explodes (the people who saw Austin Powers know what I mean ). Twinsen walks on when he feels a hand on his shoulder.
He....

A. takes the hand and throws the person over his shoulder.
B. turns around to see who it is.
C. thinks it's FunFrock and pees in his pants
D. knows it's Benjamin again who just won't die
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Old 2002-10-09, 20:20
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Old 2002-10-09, 20:39
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He knows it´s Benjamin again who just won´t die, so he gets his saber and quickly cuts Benjamin´s head when turning around. Knowing that Benjamin shall return, Twinsen desperatly runs and...
a)Go to the bar to get drunk
b)Go to the shrine of Benjamin, again
c)Gets a plane to Amsterdam
d)Hire a mercenary to find a way to kill Benjamin
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Old 2002-10-09, 20:58
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Twinsen desperatly runs and goes to the bar to get drunk. Coinscidently, he sees the Esmer Emperor girl sitting at a corner stool at the same bar, looking hot and steamy.

The girl walks over to Twinsen and offers him a massage once more. What shall our hero do now?

A) accept the massage
B) ask for a little 'room service' in the back room
C) buy a glass of juice for her
D) go back to Benjamin's shrine
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Old 2002-10-09, 21:05
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Twinsen realizes that he needs to get some things done. Therefore, like any Red Blooded Quetch, he decides to get a little "Room Service" from the Esmer Girl. While he is "gettin' it on", Zoe walks in and....

a.) Slaps Twinsen in the face
b.) shows him his error and takes him to Bejamins Shrine
c.) asks for a divorce/takes him onto Jerry Springer
d.) Joins in for a threesome.
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Old 2002-10-10, 12:25
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She asks for a divorce/takes him on Jerry Springer.
Oh My God.

What will Twinsen do?

A.) Say "No, she raped me"
B.) Slap Zoe in the face
C.) Agree to a divorce
D.) Convinces Zoe not to send him on Jerry Springer
E.) Go to the shrine of Benjamin
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Old 2002-10-10, 15:32
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Twinsen convinces Zoe not to send him on Jerry Springer by providing her with a little extra room service as well. However half-way through Zoe decides that:

A) Twinsen just isn't up to standards anymore.
B) She still needs to go home and clean the dishes.
C) She must go to the shrine of Benjamin (wtf) O_o
D) STDs like Chlamydia and Herpes would be a great risk if she was having sex unprotected.
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Old 2002-10-10, 21:37
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Zoe goes to the Shrine of Benjamin, leaving Twinsen to get his 'room service'.

While praying at the statue of Benjamin, Zoe notices someone approaching her...

A - Benjamin.
B - Atresica, holding a grenade launcher.
C - Funfrock, holding Benjamins severed head.
D - Pikachu.
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"Pika-pika-pikachu?"

A. A meteor comes out of nowhere and they all die.
B. Ash jumps in and along with Benjamin they start singing "Gotta catch 'em all"
C. Atresica runs in and drills picachu with an AK47.
D. Atresica runs in and blows everyone with a LAN Lancher.
E. Picachu majically turns into a beatifuly naked Armenian woman.
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Old 2002-10-10, 22:50
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Ash appeares and starts singing "Gotta catch 'em all"

Twinsen is pissed and killes ash and his rat.

Suddenly bejamin...

a.tries to seduce Twinsen
b.shakes his booty
c.gives twinsen a wedgy
d.disappeares into the darkness
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Old 2002-10-11, 01:14
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Suddenly Benjamin disappears into the darkness. Noticing that he´s finnaly in peace, Twinsen...
a)Decides to create a Twinsun Football Club
b)Destroys the Shrine of Benjamin and starts a journey to kill him
c)Request Zoe his roomservice
d)Evoques Right Said Fred and starts to sing "I´m, too sexy.."
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He starts singing "I'm too sexy" but is quickly being sillenced by:

a) Fred
b) An Angry Benjamin
c) A horde of enegiser bunnies
d) Lightwing in his "luv" mode.
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