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Old 2004-03-06, 14:32
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I Made The Girl I Love Cry

I've been going to school with this girl for about 5 years. She is so pretty, smart, and sweet. I've always felt like I loved her. We've been in the same History calss for a while now. Well, I never could get the courage to go and talk to her. I never even told anyone about my feelings. A friend of mine knew somehow, and went and told her. To my utter shock, she came up to me about two days ago, and inquired if what my friend said was true. I didn't know what to say.. I panicked, and punched her in the jaw. I didn't know what else to do!

She got up, crying... Is there anything I can do to make it up to her?
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Old 2004-03-06, 14:47
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Punch her again. Two wrongs make a right!¬!!
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Old 2004-03-06, 14:53
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Actually, wrong is simply not right, so if let's say 1 is right, you have (infinity - 1) wrong.
So no, two wrongs don't make a right.
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Old 2004-03-06, 14:58
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No, but three lefts make a right.
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Old 2004-03-06, 15:12
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Yes, but then the coordinates are messed up.
You'll have to fix it by going left again and quickly taking a right.
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Old 2004-03-06, 15:16
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people, please stay serious.

Why the hell did you punch her?
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Old 2004-03-06, 15:28
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Old 2004-03-06, 16:12
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XD XD.

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Old 2004-03-06, 16:30
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Snapman, I think this girl is lost for you, most girls I konw wouldn't want a guy who punched them in the jaw.

Just NEVER do anything like that again...
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Old 2004-03-06, 18:32
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Try the suggested methods of "x wrongs make a right". If it doesn't work, punch her in the stomach and go away.
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Old 2004-03-06, 19:53
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Snapman, I think this girl is lost for you, most girls I konw wouldn't want a guy who punched them in the jaw.

Just NEVER do anything like that again...
Actually, Chaosfish, you show how little you know about the north european culture. You say that most girls I know wouldnt want a guy who punched them in the jaw. OK, that may be true for you. But here it isn't. A little violence is never wrong, and the girls know this. If they behaved badly they should have a little hit, not so they get hurt of course. First they will get angry or sad, but in a few days they will realize that what they did was wrong and come back to you and say that they are sorry.
Of course guys also needs a little hit some time, if he slept with some other girl or something, but usually the girls here are so forgiving, because realize they weren't attractive enough.
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Old 2004-03-06, 20:19
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You say a lot of bullshit all the time, so I don't konw if I should believe you.
But if it's true it sucks. Or maybe it's like that only in Sweden?
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Old 2004-03-06, 20:29
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I panicked, and punched her in the jaw. I didn't know what else to do!

She got up, crying... Is there anything I can do to make it up to her?

WTF is your problem????


You remind me of Thomas Covenant who raped a girl because she was nice to him.

What the hell man.

If what you say is true, you come up to her, apologize on your knees and beg her to spare your life. :/
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Old 2004-03-06, 20:34
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I'm starting to think lightwing is one of the only sane people around here. Really.
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Old 2004-03-06, 20:44
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that the most hilarious (how the dell do spell that) thing I've ever heard.

But seriously, I can understand people does funny things when they are nervous (I start babling meaningless words). Just say your sorry (possibly alot, you did punch her in the jaw) and after awhile she'll be okay.
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Old 2004-03-06, 20:47
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LOL.... this is great.
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Old 2004-03-06, 22:58
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I truly don't know what to say.

Was this some wierd involuntary reaction? Or was this the course of action that seemed best to do at the time?

I sorry for laughing when I read this btw, but you have to admit this is fucking hilarious.
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Old 2004-03-06, 23:43
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I'm amazed at how people can take this seriously after all the bs threads we've read
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Old 2004-03-06, 23:57
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hahahahaaa. u wierd.
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Old 2004-03-07, 00:09
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I'm amazed at how people can take this seriously after all the bs threads we've read
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Old 2004-03-07, 00:17
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You say a lot of bullshit all the time, so I don't konw if I should believe you.
But if it's true it sucks. Or maybe it's like that only in Sweden?
Perhaps it is only in Sweden, but its quite common in west europe too. But in Sweden it turned more normal 1998 when the islamic party got most votes in the parlament election. They lost in 2002 but their winds of change are still blowing across the country with less rights for women and handicapped people. They will probably win in 2006, I think. The leader Abdullah Ercan is a quite karismatic guy who actually managed to get rid of 90% of the women in the parlament and government. People believe in the guy and starts to be more and more violent to kids and women and handicapped people. But it's cool with me, we all know that God created the woman as company for the superior man.
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Old 2004-03-07, 00:57
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I'm amazed at how people can take this seriously after all the bs threads we've read
If we don't play along where's the fun?
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As her body lay askew and lifeless on the floor I did not weep
As freinds and relatives spoke so fondly of her I did not shed a tear
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I cried until I could cry no more.
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Old 2004-03-07, 02:41
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d'oh! ::slaps head::
next time i'll keep me damn mouth shut, lol.

edit:i shall now try to redeem myself with something (completely) unrelated.
fun with innuendo
(click the yellow button)
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Old 2004-03-07, 08:08
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

I hate you guys.

Ok, I understand I was being naive and I made a fool out of myself. You still suck though.

April 1st is next month btw
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Old 2004-03-07, 12:45
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She got up, crying... Is there anything I can do to make it up to her?
That's the proper treatment, now get her into the kitchen.
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