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Old 2006-01-24, 02:33
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The ultimate showdown

I was watching the ultimate showdown, when i began to wonder about how the real ultimate showdown would be like, so i got some questions.

a. Can Chuck Norris be defeated?
b. Who could amass the power to do so?
k. Who would be worthy to fight in the ultimate showdown?
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Old 2006-01-24, 02:52
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Eh, LOL @ the link!!
I think I'm gonna watch it again...
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Old 2006-01-24, 10:34
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Yeah, it's been front page newgrounds for REALLY long. I love listening to it, but the again, all Neil's songs are great.

What do you mean with real? Only real, living people, or still the half cartoony way of the song?
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Old 2006-01-24, 11:27
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Of course chuck Norris cannot be defeated!
When the US drop the A-bomb on Hiroshima, they did it out of mercy just not to drop Chuck Norris!
He's the only guy that has EVER beaten the tennis brick training wall.

Chuck has counted to infinity, twice…
Chuck Norris sued NBC that Law and Order are restricted trade marks of names of his left and right leg…
Chuck will become a state in 2009
One time Chuck challenged Lance Armstrong who has more testicles, Chuck won by 5…
In Civilization 4 a military unit called Chuck Norris never appeared, because one Chuck Norris would defeat all nations in one round
When Chuck urinates he can weld titan.
Wilt Chamberlain claims that he has slept with over 20000 women in his life. Chuck calls it “a slow Tuesday”.
Chuck can divide by zero.
Oxygen requires Chuck to live
When Chuck looked at the sun, the sun looked away…
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Old 2006-01-24, 11:45
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yes yes, we have all seen the facts.

how about chuck vs Vin Diesel and Mr. T?
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Old 2006-01-24, 13:24
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The last time Chuch and Vin Diesel met, Atlantis sank, so I wouldn't like to see what will happen when those three will meet. Probably only the phisicists would be glad, becouse it would solve the old problem: "what will happen when the unstoppable meets indestructible".
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Old 2006-01-24, 16:13
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dont quote me the facts, I AM THE FACTS! My idea was to make an ultimate showdown, maybe even a poll, and let the members pick who should be in it..
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Old 2006-01-24, 19:17
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Sorry, Chuck Norris can't be defeated...well perhaps with a Ninja clone of himself.

Although I suppose if Christopher Reeve was still alive...
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Old 2006-01-24, 23:37
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Chuck Norris is the biggest wanker in history. I suspect that a 5-year-old girl could easily defeat him, especially if armed with a wet paper bag.
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Old 2006-01-25, 11:03
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chuck norris
IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
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Old 2006-01-26, 19:42
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Chuck Norris can be defeated by his teacher, Bruce Lee.
Ah, but he's dead. So no.
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Old 2006-01-26, 21:20
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Isn't Chunk Norris this "walker" dude?
Pff I bet he can be defeated by one hit of a yellow magicball.
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Old 2006-01-27, 07:15
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Well, Twinsen wasn't in the video at all because had he been there the odds (1 vs 10000 other super heroes) would be unfair....for the heroes.
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Old 2006-01-27, 11:37
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Let's make a "Random facts page" about Twinsen (as a part of the campaign for LBA3).

Twinsen can kill you with a yellow rubber ball.
Twinsen can kill you with roughed paper fired from a blowgun.
Twinsen is the only one that can fly by using a hairdryer.
Twinsen is the only super hero that killed his arch enemy permanently, twice.
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Twinsen is the only one that can fly by using a hairdryer.
Okay, that made me LoL
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Old 2006-01-27, 15:59
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chuck norris is actually pretty good at marchal arts, its not just a show.
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Old 2006-01-30, 02:17
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haha, and his tears cure cancer
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Old 2006-01-30, 02:30
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Too bad he never cries...
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I beg to differ



(these are not related)
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Old 2006-02-02, 01:47
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Jack Bauer would easily kick (kick meaning "torturing relentlessly until Chuck Norris would give in and disclose the hiding location of Bruce Lee", in the particular case) Chuck Norris' ass within 24 hours!
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