MBN Wrestlefest 2K3: LBA Armageddon (***READ RULES FIRST***)

[Double-J]

USA! USA! USA!!!












































































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[Double-J]

Originally posted by Twinsal
To make it clear:
I'M NOT ENTERING THIS FIGHT!

Last time, you all were acting like jerks. And I didn't like that.
So count me out!

Could someone please get the bug that's stuck up her ass surgically removed?

[Gustav Sweden]

Dont worry, she is just mad she didnt win last time^^. But I will still vote for her (just like last time).^^

[Homeless]

Originally posted by Double-J
USA! USA! USA!!!


Oops, wrong thread.

Spam

[Atresica]

Originally posted by wacko
What would this match be without supporters?

Go Gustav!
Go Atresica!
Go Homer!
Go Snapman!
Go ShootTheCactus!
Go Medur!
Go StarmanDX!

*does cheerleading*

:~)

[Gustav Sweden]

How I voted and why:

Falls Count Anywhere Matchup:
Gustav "Swiss Cheeze" Sweden vs. "Mr. Invisible" {}ghost{}
I voted for myself, since I think that I have shown during our last battles that I am capable of beating ghost, and also he is soon i my bloodfilled kitchen, so it was an easy choice for me.
Vote: Gustav


Clash of the Crusaders Matchup:
Atresica the Demoness vs. Los Flame of the Night (Darkflame)
Atresica will fight Darkflame to pieces with Katanas while he talks about science. The game will be over in 2 seconds^^
Vote: Atresica


Hardcore Championship:
"Remco the Remulator" Homer Simpson vs. Jenya Lightwing
Homer is a battleship kinda thing. Slow and heavy, but he never gets to use his specialities since the tricky Jenya keeps fucking around with him, making him run in circles.
Vote: Lightwing

Battle of the badass Brits
Pandemona the Punisher vs. "Crazy Tom" Snapman
Pandemona will explode in anger, but Snapman will coldly intercept all attacks, in his cool way. After a while Panda will get mad and leave the ring, and Snap is the crazy winner.
Vote: Snapman

3 Way Battle Royal: Femme Fatale of the MBN
Twinsal the Terrible vs. Star-child vs. ST-f'n-C
Twinsal and Star ally and take out STC immediatly (reason: she is too popular in da puberted forum). After that Twinsal shows to be the most vicious one after getting a explosion of anger. Star sings her last Linkin Park tune and dies. Afterwards Twinsal bursts into tears (I have killed my best friend!)
Vote: Twinsal

MBN WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP:
El Muerte (champion) vs. Medur the Marauder
Medur ally with Fidel Castro and Che guevara. El allies with Shiva. El wins after a bloody battle.
Vote: El


1337 hax0r battle
StarmanDX (w/ escort Lady Luscious} vs. The King of Pink FB2K
Fireball2k gets very afraid and starts to yell after Atresica. StarmanDX gets upset at the fact that I won and Panda lost, and explodes in an enormous anger. Atresica is vicious and doesnt help FB2K, and Solidflam gets eaten by the marijuanasmoking StarmanDX. Good for the little gaz, SDX gets full after eating everything except the ass, and gives the rest to his servant gaz. (Who btw sabotaged for FB2k's warez-thrower, making him totally defenceless.)
Vote: StarmanDX

[Panda]

*me sees a lack of support for him*

How do I get people to vote for me? Just...... kick snap or something?

*kicks snap* wham bam!

New members will vote for Panda, though.

Yes... I've made some enemies with the older members haven't I?

*another blow to Snap *

[Lgr]

Dude, this thread is pointless.

I voted for everyone on that list, btw.

[Panda]

So everyone drawed?

Well at least I got one point

[Atresica]

VOTE LIGHTWING!

He's Cool, He's Fast, He's DA PIMPMASTER!

do not use at people with a weakheart, soft skin, two eyes, two ears and anything else that might classify you as human

[Fireball]

Why aren't I in this?

not being rude or anything, but I would like to participate, I mean, I am a firey spell after all

EDIT: Medur beat El, bah! He's already getting his arse kicked 10-4!

[Atresica]

C'mon Medur, show your 1337ish power!

[Morden279]

Jay, when does the thread start, 'cause I'll be in Berlin for a week from tomorrow.

Regards,
Morden

[Star]

Falls Count Anywhere Matchup: Gustav Sweden
Clash of the Crusaders Matchup: Atresica
Hardcore Championship: HomerSimpson
Battle of the Badass Brits: Pandemona
3 Way Battle Royal: Femme Fatale of the MBN: see the rest of my post
MBN WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP: El Muerte
1337 haxor battle: StarmanDX

To comment my own battle:
Twinsal and me can take on STC no problem, we'll take her out in no time.
What happens after that, depends on what Twinsal and me say.
Nothing: Twinsal wins, she's way meaner.
Linkin Park-insult: I win, within a couple of seconds.
Some remark about Twinsal's love-life: I'm so dead.
Anything else: Twinsal, she's meaner.

[Gustav Sweden]

Hmmm When did you vote?

[Homeless]

Originally posted by ShootTheCactus
I couldn't choose between Star and Twinsal, so I closed my eyes and picked one. I did that with the rest of the votes as well. ^_^

sarcasm, right ?...

[Panda]

Okay, so when do we count votes?

[Gustav Sweden]

There is a poll timeout on 25 days. So about 23 left.

[Double-J]

Originally posted by Fireball
Why aren't I in this?

not being rude or anything, but I would like to participate, I mean, I am a firey spell after all

EDIT: Medur beat El, bah! He's already getting his arse kicked 10-4!

For all the people who wanted to be included...sorry, there is only 15 spaces max in a poll, I can't help it. We might need 2 threads to get everyone in for the next one.




As to everyone who says this thread is dumb: last year's MBN Wrestlfest was voted thread of the year, so...

[Lightwing]

I don't know what this thread is about. I do not watch Wrestling although I do know Steve and Undertaker, but they are not as nice as people would think.

But I will tell you this.

If you oppose me I am going to bust down your door with a sixty pound, heavy-weight penguin. First I will shoot you down with an AK-47 and then pin you to the wall with a sickle and beat it down with a hammer. Then I will trash your house, abduct your rich widescreen TV, steal your vodka and rape your sister. Because that, is how rich-ass blue-blooded Bolivian scums like YOU need to be dealt with.

[Twinsal]

Originally posted by ShootTheCactus

P.S. Sorry to insult you both, but if this where a REAL fight I could take you both on. I'm not being big-headed or anything, but I could, and know I could.
Oh and Star: Linkin Park SUX very big time!

Star>Kill her!!!

[Lgr]

This whole thread is just a blatant excuse to destroy loving friendships

[Star]

Originally posted by ShootTheCactus
P.S. Sorry to insult you both, but if this where a REAL fight I could take you both on. I'm not being big-headed or anything, but I could, and know I could.

Pfff... No way! Twinsal and I would team up first, and if we're both on the same side, you don't want to be our enemy, trust me.
Twinsal and I both fight mean, you won't stand a chance. I use my nails and I bet Twinsal bites. Since you don't like Linkin Park, it gives me some extra power. And Twinsal... Well, let's just say I can't get her from normal to extremely aggresive with just a couple of words.
I might not be, but Twinsal is really violent. She sometimes hits people. The first thing she did when meeting my brother, was hitting him.
To make this short, you don't stand a chance.

Twinsal> Nice try, but not working.

[Twinsal]

I was only trying to help.

And Star, if we have to ally to defeat STC (which we don't), we aren't worth that much, are we?

[Star]

I don't think we HAVE to ally to beat her, but if we do, we can take her out a bit faster, like a couple of seconds or so.