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Old 2004-02-23, 19:11
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Cool Funfrock Vs Twinsen, Jerry Springer style!

This fan fic has been given a 15 certificate...


Jerry: Ok..today on the show our topic is..."I slept with your arch enemy"...lets meet our first two guests..Twinsen and Zoe!!!

*Twinsen and Zoe come on the stage and sit down*

Jerry: Ok...Twinsen...when did you find out that your girlfriend had slept with your arch enemy?

Twinsen: It wasn't until I saw the baby...it didn't look anything like me...and then later I realised I hadn't even done it with Zoe...

Zoe: Well it's not like I am the only one who is having an affair...I've seen Twinsen at it with a stupid cow...

Jerry: Now Zoe...there is no need for name calling...

Zoe: No...I mean she really is a cow...Twinsen says he only does it for clovers...bah...

Twinsen: Well maybe if you stopped bitching at me...

Jerry: Now...c'mon guys calm down...we have a surprise for you...please welcome..Dr Funfrock!!!

*Dr Funfrock comes on and is booed by the audience*

Dr Funfrock: Oh bugger off or I'll set my supergros on you!

Zoe: Well you can all <BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP>

Twinsen: Huh? She wasn't swaring?

Jerry: Yes but this way it seems like she did...

Twinsen: Grrr...Funfrock!!!! *charges at Dr Funfrock and starts attacking him*

Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry: Ok...join us after the break...
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Old 2004-02-23, 20:54
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lol more more more!
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Old 2004-02-23, 21:59
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Old 2004-02-23, 22:28
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Not a traditional fan fic in the true sense but it may well pave the way for something I was thinking of submitting here that has little (i.e.nothing) to do with LBA here.
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Old 2004-02-23, 22:29
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Reminds me of this joke from the old fora:

Made by Froggee:

Welcome to the show.. Todays topic is 'I'm having an affair with the guy who kidnapped me
and tried to blow up the planet' Let's welcome our first guest Zoe. She fell in love with
Dr.Funfrock while being held captive as he plotted to blow up Twinsun, her home planet, and
kill her husband Twinsen while at it. *Zoe walks in*
Hello Zoe, welcome to the show. When did you first realize you were in love with Dr.Funfrock?
Zoe: Well, it must have been love at first sight.. I couldn't take my eyes off his deliciously big
jawbone. Audience member: Didn't it bother you he was plotting to kill millions?
Zoe: Well yes, at first.. But everyone has flaws..
Ok, let's hear from Funfrock himself..
*Funfrock strolls in and sits beside Zoe*
Hey Funfrock, why were you trying to destroy Twinsun?
Funfrock: I'll i've ever wanted in life was power.. If I blew up Twinsun it would be a fresh start..
Zoe and I could start a family on a new planet.. they would have kids and so on until the entire planet was full..
and I would be the king!! I WOULD BE IN CONTROL ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!

But Twinsen had to go and wreck everything.. *sniff*
Zoe: Don't cry pookie.. everything will be all right.. *hugs*
Well people.. you're in for a treat.. Let's bring out Twinsen.. the one that ruined Funfrock's plans..
*Twinsen walks onto stage*
Well Twinsen.. I think Zoe has something to tell you..
Zoe: Twinsen.. this is hard to say.. but I'm in love with Funfrock..
Twinsen: FUNFROCK!? But I thought he loved ME!?
I thought YOU loved me!?
Zoe: I know Twinsen but.. WHAT? Loved YOU?? What's going on here Funfrock??
Funfrock: Err.. uhh.. Well I got kinda bored with you so..
Twinsen: Nobody and I mean nobody gets bored with MY wife!!
*Twinsen starts throwing his magic ball at funfrock. Funfrock defends himself with a sword*
JERRY JERRY
Calm down people calm down. Lets hear from the audience.
Audience member: Hey Zoe.. You're a slut!!
Zoe: !@##$% you @@%%! !$#@%^
Audience member: @!$%#^$
Zoe: !!$#^$#%&@#@% !%$#@ @!%#$#^^&$%& !!!!!
Funfrock: !@@$$^%!@$!!!!!
Twinsen: %$@#$!%#^
*Audience members get on stage and fight with Twinsen Zoe and Funfrock.. Chairs are
thrown.. people are hurt..*
Well I hope you've all learned from this today.. hatered just dosn't pay. Tune in next
week for 'My best friends a skank and i'm sick of it!'
Random audience member: @$@!% YOU JERRY
*credits roll*
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Old 2004-02-25, 23:11
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hehe really good froggee (and Atre for showing us this)
and well done Manic!
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Old 2004-02-29, 02:44
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that's ROCK! ^^
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Old 2004-03-04, 21:12
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Jerry: Ok welcome back...if you have just joined us todays topic is "I slept with your arch enemy", we have Twinsen, Zoe and Funfrock here with us...

Jerry: Ok...Dr Funfrock why did you pick Zoe...I mean there are plenty of other Quetch girls...

Dr Funfrock: Thats the thing!!!! There was only 1 Quetch girl on the entire planet when I was in charge! What did you expect me to do...you don't really think I would pick an ugly bag like that by choice do you?

Zoe: HEY!!!!!!

Twinsen: I suppose he does have a point...maybe I should go back to Zeelich...that Emporer's wife really had a thing for me!

Jerry: Ok great...everyone is happy...

Zoe: Not me...

Jerry: Your never happy...

Zoe: That is not true *starts to nag*

*2 hours later*

Zoe: *nag**nag**nag*

Jerry: Er....we don't have any time left...ok...great having you with us...*boots Zoe out of the studio*

*Final Thought*

Jerry: What we have to remember...is that even though your husbands might be dress wearing sissies...

Twinsen: HEY!! It's a tunic...and I'm not a sissy!!!!!

Jerry: *ignores him* ...we have to just choose the one who has the most power and that hasn't got a criminal record...thankyou for watching...and goodnight....
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Old 2004-03-04, 21:15
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lol, very nice stuff there again Manic
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Old 2004-03-04, 21:20
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lol keep it up, cant wait for the nxt episode
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Old 2004-03-04, 21:38
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Jerry: Welcome to the show....today's topic is "My wife does bugger all"...with us today we have Twinsen, Zoe, Ralph the lighthouse keeper and his wife....

Jerry: Ok...lets start with you Twinsen...why do you think your wife does bugger all?

Twinsen: All she does is bark orders at me...I mean she can't even go to the frickin pharmacy herself...she is useless!!!!

Zoe: That is not true....I fixed the car!!!

Twinsen: Yeah...after I went half way across the world for the parts!!!

Zoe: Humph!!!

Twinsen: I mean...why doesn't she save the world...she is invinsible....she just won't die...and believe me I've tried....she would be ideal for saving the world...and going to a different planet as far away from me as possible!!!

Zoe: But I'm pregnant!!!!

Twinsen: So you should have the strength of two people then!

Zoe: I am not lazy!

Twinsen: Not lazy?!?! You had the house rebuilt with no kitchen just so you wouldn't have to cook...sheesh!!!!

Jerry: Ok thankyou Twinsen and Zoe...ok...Ralph...why do you think your wife is useless?

Ralph: Well...when I was trapped in the Tralu's prison....she saw me being captured and didn't do a thing to help me...

Ralphs Wife: I'm sorry my rabbibunny...

Ralph: And thats another thing...I can't stand that stupid sqeeky voice...sheesh...

Jerry: Ok...lets see if we can sort out both Twinsen and Ralph's problems after the break!!!

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lol good work again Manic
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