MBN Wrestlefest of the Decade!11!!111!!!!!

[Double-J]

Well, you've been asking it for it. I've been lax on my Wrestlefest duties this year. Chalk it up to being motherfucking busy. Regardless, it's finally here, and holy shit, are we in for some epic battles to conclude the end of the decade!

Originally Posted by Wrestlefest Rules

Rules: ***(READ FIRST BEFORE VOTING)*** Revised 11.5.09

1.) This thread is no place for flames. This is meant to be fun in nature, and if people start getting seriously heated, mods will delete the posts.

2.)You may vote multiple times, but only ONCE PER GROUPING (i.e. vote for 1 person/team/MBN Member), but you vote for each grouping (i.e. match).

2.) The brackert are constructed according to recent trends at the MBN as well as just random ideas people throw out. No antimosity should result from these "fights."

5.) Tiebreakers will be decided by future threads/polls, and future rounds will ensue.

6.) If I left you out (which sometimes happens), please let me know. There could be future rounds that people might pay attention to this year!

7.) This year, the color codes correspond to the match, not the individual player. This should end any more confusion with regards to voting. Vote once per color = once per grouping. Smile!

The thread times out in 8 days from now... i.e. next Friday!

So, you like, yeah? I like the sex. You will too. Behold, the match lineups are as follows:

War of the Worlds - Skynet Sockpuppets and the League of Awesomes
Obrasilo "Battler" vs. The Entire Magicball Network

So, I just beat the fuck out of you for the first time!
"The Lethal Limerick Launcher" Loptow vs. Bot "Motherfucking" 13

'Who is ruining this forum?' Grudge Match
Axximus to the Maximus vs. Anakin-g of the Worldz0rz!

'Restlin' Royale of Brother "Love"
Intohentamaitmati Jizzgasm vs. Saria's Song

Stifling Youth and Creativity
Walrusnumber4 aka I'm just a kid vs. Pitiflake "Super serious bizniss, guize!"

Battle of the L's
Extremely Lethal Lethal Swordsman vs. Lt. "Imma let you finish, but I had one of the BEST explosions of ALL-TIME!!!" Demolition

TRIPLE THREAT THREEWAY - MODERATOR MASHUP
Kitarii "Fuck You, I'm Not Ricochet" vs. "Common Sense and Logic" Jasiek vs. Det er skide Darkflame, bitches!

[morshem]

What's with the seemingly random choice of people here? Some of those people I forgot even exist

[Double-J]

I'm going off, as always, people who I remember posting consistently over the last few months at least. The only exception is the 5th match, which was just something hilarious I remember from earlier this year (Walrus posting a pic, Pitiflake flaming him for drawing like a kid, Walrus revealing he was a kid, etc.).

[Axx]

You really should have allowed the feature to see who voted for who, that way we will see a7alae, Yanosch and Obras voted for obras

[Medur]

Can't mods tell?

[morshem]

Not unless you made the poll public. Although Obrasilo already something like that a few years ago, which got him banned, so I really doubt he will go doing that stupid stuff again.

[Lightwing]

I return after being gone for half a year to find dozens of people I've never seen before -- feeling alienated -- feeling as if the world has changed.







And then I find this halarity of the olden days.

Thank you Double-J. Which part of your ass would you like me to kiss?

P.S. Axx' ass is still scheduled to go online on 2010, right? I wouldn't want to miss the event.

P.P.S. I voted for Battler. The internets are wrong!

[elmuerte]

Why am I not on the list?

Oh right... I will always win.

[LBAWinOwns]

And I'm not in cause I always loose

Obras got my vote, undoubtedly.

[Dino-Fly]

OBras got, my, vote, too, naturally.

[morshem]

I don't see why people write a comma after every single word when they're trying to mock Obras. He never does that. I think that this is a much more accurate mocking

[Dino-Fly]

Originally Posted by morshem

I don't see why people write a comma after every single word when they're trying to mock Obras. He never does that. I think that this is a much more accurate mocking

How do remember all this stuff?

[Kobold]

Originally Posted by morshem

I don't see why people write a comma after every single word when they're trying to mock Obras. He never does that.

Yeah, I don't see where people get this idea from.

[Kitarii]

It's just hyperbole for effect, no one actually thinks he writes like that but if you abuse commas in any way it's obvious who the impression is of.

[Kobold]

But there's, something, like, overdoing it.

[LtDemolition]

Wow, I'm listed here, with *sniff* 5 votes! Thanks

[ChaosFish]

Woo, voted.

[Medur]

Originally Posted by morshem

I don't see why people write a comma after every single word when they're trying to mock Obras. He never does that. I think that this is a much more accurate mocking

Agreed. It's much funnier when the parody is closer to the true thing. OBras has a very particular way of abusing commas.

[Kobold]

Originally Posted by morshem

I don't see why people write a comma after every single word when they're trying to mock Obras. He never does that. I think that this is a much more accurate mocking

Why was that post last edited in 2007, while being posted back in 2004?

[Kitarii]

I forgot to say morshem, that linked post is excellent.

[morshem]

Originally Posted by Kobold

Why was that post last edited in 2007, while being posted back in 2004?

Because I forgot a something, obviously

Actually, as far as I remember I just made it more obras-like, by adding commas and such...

[Reek]

as keeping with tradition, i will wait for when the poll be about to close and everyone will be like "OMG PLEASE VOTE FOR ME" :P

[Double-J]

Originally Posted by morshem

I don't see why people write a comma after every single word when they're trying to mock Obras. He never does that. I think that this is a much more accurate mocking

Epic.

[LtDemolition]

Originally Posted by Anakin

as keeping with tradition, i will wait for when the poll be about to close and everyone will be like "OMG PLEASE VOTE FOR ME" :P

PLEASE!! VOTE FOR ME!! (I already got 6 OMFG)


(you'll get free chocolate cookies)

[Aule]

I want to see some more campaining, thats the best part of wrestlefest imo.

I always imagine obras commas as deep breaths he takes while frustratedly shouting.