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Old 2002-10-15, 00:15
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Talking Urgent! Dudley Earthquake Appeal!

Hehehe, just scanned this in :

Dudley Earthquake Appeal

A MAJOR EARTHQUAKE MEASURING 4.8 ON THE RICHTER SCALE, HIT IN THE EARLY HOURS OF MONDAY 23RD SEPTEMBER 2002 EPICENTERED ON DUDLEY, WEST MIDLANDS

Victims can be seen wandering aimlessly muttering: “Yam Orwight?,, ”Boing Boing” and “Bostin”. The Earthquake decimated the area, causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish costas were damaged. Three areas of historic and scientifically significant litter were disturbed. Many were woken well before their giro arrived. Thousands are confused and bewildered, trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting has happened in Dudley.

One resident. Donna-Marie Dutton, a 17 year old mother-of-three said, “It was such a shock. Little Chantal-Leanne came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it. I was still shaking when I was watching Trisha the next morning.” Apparently though. looting did carry on as normal. The British Red Cross have so far managed to ship 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken masses.


Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings including benefit books and jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos.

**HOW YOU CAN HELP**

This appeal is to raise clothing and food parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in it.

Clothing is most sought after.
Items required include: -
Flat caps
Donkey Jackets
Heavy Twill Trousers (Male)
Shell Suits (Female)
Boots.

Food parcels may be harder to put together but necessary all the same. Required foodstuffs include: -
Faggots
Grey Peas
Pork Scratchings
Tripe and Onions
‘Pigs Blood Pud”
Banks’s Bitter or Mild

£2 buys chips, scraps and blue pop for a family of four £10 can take a family to Stourport for the day. where children can play on an unspoiled canal bank among the national collection of stinging nettles.

22p buys a biro for filling in a spurious compensation claim

Please do not send tents for shelter, as the sight of “posh” housing is unfair on the population of neighbouring areas of Gornal, Oldbury and Sedgley.
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Old 2002-10-15, 00:57
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Re: Urgent! Dudley Earthquake Appeal!

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Required foodstuffs include: -
Faggots
Yes, we all need more of them.
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Old 2002-10-15, 07:40
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In israel we have a decent share of faggots, thank you very much.
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Old 2002-10-15, 15:12
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ROTFL!!!

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Old 2002-10-15, 22:34
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Old 2002-10-28, 18:04
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ROFL!

i actually live virtually right next to dudley (in uk terms...)

oh dear...
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Old 2002-10-28, 18:49
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Wasn't there another earthquake recently in Manchester?
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Old 2002-10-28, 20:51
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Yep, you're right
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700 people have been held hostage in a Moscow theater for three days streight, without food or water, many kids with severe illnessess, pressured under heavy circumfstances and THIS is what you pick as a current event?
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Old 2002-10-29, 01:45
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700 people have been held hostage in a Moscow theater for three days streight, without food or water, many kids with severe illnessess, pressured under heavy circumfstances and THIS is what you pick as a current event?
Try looking at the date dude. October 14th. And the thread is a joke. Stop trying to be a sanity inspector and let us lunatics run the place for once!
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Old 2002-10-29, 20:14
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If you can be a sanity inspector Lightwing, I can be a spelling inspector :P

circumfstances -> circumstances

streight -> straight

and,

it's just a JOKE!

plus...

JJ (can I call you JJ?) pointed out the date.
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Old 2002-10-29, 20:20
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I'd excpet more from a sanity inspector.

try not to slip up next time!
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Old 2002-10-29, 21:35
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lol DUCK IT DUDE! The sanity inspector will be pissed that someone beat him at his own game!

All hail Luc, the Spelling Inspector!
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Old 2002-10-29, 22:00
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Surrender to the spelling inspector and his red pen of doom
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You're reminding me of my English teacher now
Yes this was a joke, but yeah its strange how we remember to mention this, but not a more catastrophic event like the Moscow theatre.
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Old 2002-10-30, 14:18
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Did you know that out of the 100 hostages that died, only 3 were shot by the Chechnians?
The rest died by the nerve gas that those crazy communists insterted into the building.

And BTW, there is no one in these forums, with a better vocabulary and grammar than me!

Yes, even you english dudes!
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