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Old 2004-12-25, 17:12
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Funniest Quotes

I ussually like reading quotes, half of them for some reason are about morshem?
This one, i believe, is the most ridiculously funny one of em. Post ure prized quotes! (They should probable have a funtion like Twinadv, where the best petitions go up randomly, well somthing similar atleast)

<Twinsen> I'm gonna take you out!
<SolidFlam> This is so cheesy...
<Twinsen> and I don't mean for pizza!
<Anakkin> arr....ARRRR!!
*** Fire|Ball is now known as Fun|Frock
<Fun|Frock> ahahaahahahahahaaha
<Twinsen> YOu creep!
<Anakkin> Heh...HE-man and She-ra crossed swords...and they deflected hunga's spell.
<Twinsen> what have you done to the children?
<Fun|Frock> (we need a Zoe guys)
<SolidFlam> Let Anakin, he's girly
<Fun|Frock> The children... they were all part of my plan... to get the wizards to do what I want!!!!
<Fun|Frock> They were the... lure....
<Fun|Frock> mwaahahahahahahaah
<Twinsen> You creep!
<Fun|Frock> hahahahahaahhaa
* SolidFlam takes Funfrock out for a pizza
<Twinsen> I will never buy you a pizza again!
<Fun|Frock> yay!
<Anakkin> Foe some reason, i can't change my nick!!
<Fun|Frock> waaaaahhh!
<Fun|Frock> mooooooooommmmmmyyyyyyy!
<Fun|Frock> Twinsen's being mean to me!!!!
<Fun|Frock> err...
*** Anakkin has quit IRC
<Twinsen> little fuckfrog wants his little mommy?
<Fun|Frock> waawaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
<Twinsen> how saaad..
*** {Zoe} has joined #lba
<Fun|Frock> ah Zoe!
<{Zoe}> *giggle* hee hee..
* Fun|Frock captures Zoe
<Fun|Frock> mwahahaahahahhahahahahahhaahaha
<{Zoe}> AH!
<Fun|Frock> I shal have my revenge!
<Twinsen> are you the real zoe?
* Fun|Frock runs off to the children, and puts Zoe in the cage
<Twinsen> you look like a clone
<{Zoe}> Oh funfrock...your have such a big....ponytail!!
<Fun|Frock> why tahank you my-dear!
<Twinsen> hey!
<Twinsen> >
<{Zoe}> Sorry honey!
<Fun|Frock> mwahahahahahahahahhahaha!
<Twinsen> don't get near her!
<{Zoe}> oh save me, Twinsen!
<Twinsen> from what?
<Twinsen> you like him
<Fun|Frock> mwaahahahahahaha
<Twinsen> you said he has a nice ponytail
<{Zoe}> HE scares me so!
<Fun|Frock> why thank you my-dear!
<{Zoe}> Have mercy on me, funfrock!!
* {Zoe} slaps Fun|Frock around a bit with a large trout
<Fun|Frock> ow!
<Fun|Frock> wh6y uyou little!
<{Zoe}> (I'm feeling stupid)
* Fun|Frock realeses the lever, and zoe falls down into the lava
<{Zoe}> no! no!!
<Fun|Frock> (wheres that Baldino?
* Twinsen spals {Zoe} around a bit with a large kafa
<SolidFlam> Zoe dies
<{Zoe}> XD
<Fun|Frock> Fb2k: Be baldino and save Zoe
<SolidFlam> I want her to die
*** Fun|Frock is now known as Baldino
* Baldino saves Zoe from the lava
<{Zoe}> Oh! i fell on a spaceship!!
<Twinsen> yo baldie!
<Baldino> hahaha!
* {Zoe} breaks her back.
<{Zoe}> ouch.
<Baldino> you suck funfrock!
<Twinsen> yeah, you suck big time!
* Baldino fixes Zoe's back with a clutch
* SolidFlam the great dictator takes the spaceship's engine
*** Baldino is now known as Fun|Frock
<{Zoe}> arr..
<{Zoe}> i'm dead.
<Fun|Frock> Darn, stupid spaceships
<Twinsen> no!!
<Fun|Frock> mwahahahahahahahhahaha
<Twinsen> don't die on me now!
<Anakkin> shut up,as.
<Anakkin> *ass
* SolidFlam drops the engine on Zoe
<Twinsen> you killed my wiffe!
<Anakkin> *wife
<Fun|Frock> Zoe has been destroyed, and now, for your puny planet Twinsunian!
<Fun|Frock> mwaahahahahaaaaa----
* Fun|Frock slips on a banana peel (courtesy of Lightwing)
* Fun|Frock dies - LBA 2 Ending (spoilers warning)
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Old 2004-12-25, 17:14
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I would, as soon as the QDB is fixed
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Old 2004-12-25, 17:40
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Did anyone PM El about this?
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Old 2004-12-25, 18:54
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where do those qoutes come from exactly?
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Old 2004-12-25, 21:03
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where do those qoutes come from exactly?
LOL!
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Old 2004-12-25, 21:55
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LOL!
What's funny?
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Old 2004-12-26, 00:10
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Mor- You cant search the DB?

If thats the case, keep refreshing the forum main page untill your fav quote pops up.
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Old 2004-12-26, 07:14
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Yeah, out of 600 quotes, what is the chance to get the one I want?
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Old 2004-12-26, 22:38
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600 to 1, obviously.
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Old 2004-12-27, 03:56
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Mor, i know you have time, and the will power!

Funny, i posted one quote (and i once saw a stuiped one attributed to me, it was self insulting :s) and i see it quite often!
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Old 2004-12-27, 05:18
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600 to 1, obviously.
^_^;
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Old 2004-12-27, 12:09
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actually, non of the buttons work at me
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Old 2004-12-27, 13:49
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Yeah, it's the same for everyone.
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there's no room for subtleties, which are so important in personalities such as mine.
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Old 2004-12-27, 13:56
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actually, non of the buttons work at me
Good morning Eliyahu .

It's been like that for over half a year already.
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Old 2004-12-27, 19:19
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haha got this one today:

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(16:50) [@[wacko]] Atresica, if you sleep with me........ if you pay me $50 I'll delete the quote
(16:50) [@Atresica] [wacko]>> you don't want to sleep with me, you wouldn't survive it - Atresica and Wacko
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Polaris: "And what is a guitar doing in the middle of an asteroïd anyway?"
sgk: Think of it this way: it's like a message in a bottle. In our world, we put a message inside a bottle to protect it while it travels through the oceans to reach some other island. In other worlds, they put a message inside an asteroid to protect it while it travels through space to reach some other planet. In this case it is a gift, a guitar, rather than just a message.
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Old 2004-12-27, 21:48
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What's funny?
More importantly, who is he?
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Old 2004-12-29, 20:01
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(17:56) [StarmanDX] i already have a girlfriend.
(17:56) [Medur]
(17:56) [Flamingo] How much did you pay her?
(17:57) [Flamingo] (j/k la la la)
(17:57) [Medur] [StarmanDX]: we don´t actually consider plastic dolls as girlfriends. - StarmanDX


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Polaris: "And what is a guitar doing in the middle of an asteroïd anyway?"
sgk: Think of it this way: it's like a message in a bottle. In our world, we put a message inside a bottle to protect it while it travels through the oceans to reach some other island. In other worlds, they put a message inside an asteroid to protect it while it travels through space to reach some other planet. In this case it is a gift, a guitar, rather than just a message.
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Old 2004-12-29, 20:15
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I got a funny Quote

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where do those qoutes come from exactly?
heehe, no seriouslt that one suck
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Old 2004-12-30, 20:56
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My poor little friend. I can't help you, but...
Listen to this, it's awful: My best friend (Atresica) is in love with El_Muerte. But wacko, El_Muerte's half brother, left Twinsal when Star got out of the clinic after her bobsleigh accident. But not for Star, for ShotTheCactus! Only Darkflame(who secretly admires El_Muerte) has been trying for months to win the love of ShootTheCactus who refuses to talk to Citadelle since she died. All the while ellimac- who remarried Darkflame- discovered the letter from froggee in which she explained where was the box of clover leaves left behind by Double-J. So, evidently, Atresica wonders if Star knows about the accident. You get all that?
Heh
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Old 2004-12-30, 22:29
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If you like funny quotes, go to bash.org
Although most of you probably know the site already...
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Old 2004-12-30, 22:33
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bash.org is no fun, it's quotes of people I don't know.
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Old 2004-12-30, 22:44
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heehe, no seriouslt that one suck

No i meant, where were those conversations held, it's not on the forum though
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Old 2004-12-31, 02:32
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bash.org is no fun, it's quotes of people I don't know.
its just like watching a new tv episode
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Polaris: "And what is a guitar doing in the middle of an asteroïd anyway?"
sgk: Think of it this way: it's like a message in a bottle. In our world, we put a message inside a bottle to protect it while it travels through the oceans to reach some other island. In other worlds, they put a message inside an asteroid to protect it while it travels through space to reach some other planet. In this case it is a gift, a guitar, rather than just a message.
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Old 2004-12-31, 07:11
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Not really...
After two or three episodes you already get to know the characters of the series.

However, I for one have absolutely no intention to learn about the people quoted in bash.org
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<OBrasilo> Stop spamming the forumer support board.
<Elliptic> Make me
<OBrasilo> You're just getting yourserlf negative popularity.
<OBrasilo> And stop with those insuling replies, like MaKeMe, etc.
<OBrasilo> * insulting
<OBrasilo> Are you speaking like that in real life, too.
<Elliptic> Yes.
<OBrasilo> I guess that's why you don't have friends.
<OBrasilo> O_o @ you
<Elliptic> Niether do you babe
<OBrasilo> I do.
<OBrasilo> N-SoftInd and lbaguy3d, though.
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<OBrasilo> There's a curse I put on my forums, you know.
<OBrasilo> Anyone, who abusively takes over it, will die the next day.
<OBrasilo> With a very painful death.
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<OBrasilo> illumina, please return my favour
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<OBrasilo> What are you? A jew? Hell, I suspected it...
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<OBrasilo> ... Let the motherfucker burn...
<OBrasilo> ... burn motherfucker... burn
<OBrasilo> Let me squeeze you in my hand.
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