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View Poll Results: MBN Wrestlefest 2005
Anakin the Annihilator 18 47.37%
Axx-effect 14 36.84%
Lundblad The Impaler 14 36.84%
Aule the Pinko Commie 15 39.47%
Crack Daddy ChaosFish 14 36.84%
Atresica Pentagrammer 11 28.95%
Darkfuego 7 18.42%
Medur the Marauder & Lightwinger 17 44.74%
CS2xtreme & Zodiac Zink 14 36.84%
SnapperMan 11 28.95%
Pandemuerte 20 52.63%
OBrasilo Obliterator 6 15.79%
Decidedly DedalousDiggle 24 63.16%
Sebz2005 The Ubiquitous Name Updater 9 23.68%
Alexfont Adonis 20 52.63%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 38. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 2005-07-07, 03:21
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What ever happened to good old fashioned ass kickings? My God, this is going to be the second time my poor thread is raped. No, it must go on.

Match 1 Anakin is taking quite an ass-whooping from Axx, it appears that all those years of training from former WWF superstar "The Iron Sheik" have been paying off. Anakin is left battered, but certainly, not out. He's still got about 10 days to open his can of whoop ass.

Match 2 Gustav the Impaler has managed to bring his tight-wound socialism to the forefront of this match, brutally dismantling his opponent, Aule, in true Marxist fashion. However, Aule still has his secret weapons, the sickle and hammer, hidden somewhere in his tights. Will he be able to use them, or will Gustav deliver a swift blow not seen since Reagan told Gorbechov to "Tear down this wall!" ?!?

Match 3 Certainly not what I'm expecting, Chaosfish has brought a true upset in it's most honest form. Despite her Satanistic special moves, Atresica has been unable to stop Chaosfish's Zionistic Elbow Drop. And Darkflame barely made it out of the corner before Atresica, his longtime lover, told him to "sit the fock down and watch a real man take care of business," whilst turning her head 360 degrees and spewing liquid out of her mouth.

Match 4 CS2X, in his first wrestlefest, has formed a rock 'n' roll connection with Zink, and apparently has got the old staple of former superstars Medur and Lightwing leaning on the ropes. Have no fear, however. Medur brings with him that fiery latin spirit, and Lightwing has an iron will solidified in Belarus and galvanized in Texas. It is still very close.

Match 5 A match that wasn't close, now is closer. It's been back and forth, though I suspect Snapman is using a foreign object, impairing the use of Pandy's decapitated owl clothesline. Still wondering if he can pull out a win, Pandy is resorting to call upon both Wales and Scotland, hoping that if he can control two of the three sections of Great Britain, he could rally a "bollicking that would please the bloody masses. A pint on me, blokes!"

Match 6 Obras has just delivered a tight right hand, but the referee has called the punch close fisted, and is investigating whether this match is still legal. DD has definitely taken a serious stance while using his massive boots to leave Obras' arse both black AND blue. However, can the fiesty Brazilian mount a comeback? Only time will tell...

Match 7 It's the LBA Prequel v. LBA X, and I think we can tell who is getting their ass kicked. Sebz has changed his name so many times, he was confused as to which corner of the ring to come out of, and Alexfont just sent him wailing with a massive DDT. It could be the end for both Sebz and his project unless he can rally some ancient Hegiseppian power in order to defeat Alexfont.

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Old 2005-07-07, 08:07
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Thank you JJ.

Medur is currently tied to a chair naked while I tickle his eyeballs with a fluffy toy banana. He is screaming for mercy, but I will not stop. It isn't time yet. Soon he will be completely blind.
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Old 2005-07-07, 09:57
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Ladies and Gentlemen, your poll is fixed again.

Now you know how to thank me, eh? *nudge nudge, wink wink*

Oh and did Obrasilo just asked for a thirtyday ban?
Why, you should have said so in your other thread!
By now, Obrasilo has been banned for 30 days, whoopie!
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Old 2005-07-07, 11:19
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Old 2005-07-07, 17:34
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I'm winning, I'm winning!

I'm actually winning for the first time in my life!!

Oh Gawd, I'm having an orgasm!
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Old 2005-07-07, 17:37
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Btw Atre, very well done.

P.S. I'm also having an orgasm
P.S.2. PANTERA FUCKING OWNS. YEAH \m/
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Old 2005-07-07, 18:02
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Why the shit has my votes suddenly dropped to 13? I didn't cheat in any way. Bloody hell.
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Old 2005-07-07, 18:07
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Did you even read the last page or two? =/

*spanks cs2x*
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Old 2005-07-07, 18:15
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Well then. My beautiful, wonderous, illustrious fans. You must vote! Every vote does indeed count! I am slapped down to a miserable 13. Only you can help. Yes, you. I love you.
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Alright!!!!

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Once again I walked up the heavy stairs to Obrasilo's 42nd floor appartment. This time, it felt worse than ever - the heat was unbareable and air conditioning is an unknown conception in Slovenia. When I was about to give in and just faint on some random floor, I recognized the faces of four men, Obrasilo's bodyguards. Lbaguy3d, n-softind, chainsaw2000 and mechawarrior spotted me, a shadowy filthy little creature with a silver attaché case, immediatly. "Get in, he's waiting for you", one of them said with their characteristic, robotic voice. Their discipline was scary - I wondered if this was the appartment where my sinful life was to end. I went in through the grey reinforced metal door and found no one. "Obras?", I said. No one answered. I went into the kitchen. No one there. I felt my stomach tighten. "Joao de Camones?", I called. Just as I thought that he was lying hiding somewhere, the door to the freezing chamber opened and a tall, dark, man in a pink blazer and bloodstained, yellow shorts climbed out. I noticed that he wore his usual white loafers with red socks. He smiled, it felt creepy. "Obrasilo! I thought you were gone!", I said. His smile vanished. "NO ONE calls me Obrasilouw...", he said. His voice was like the sound of a vipera skin being grinded in a rusty mill. I shivered. "Only Swedish hackers do, I am Joao de Camones, administrator of the Ring of Lightning forums. Come to my bedroom!" The smile returned and he winked. Now his voice sounded as normal as ever. "I'm gonna die. Right here, right now", I thought. Blood on the tracks and it will be mine...

I followed him to his bedroom. It was quite big, but still there was not much space to walk in - the floor was filled with coke bottles. "We had a party here yesterday", he smiled and said. "We drank coke all night and ate big sandwiches. It was me and my body guards." He sighed and his face got a happy expression. I had get out of here. I started to feel really tense, and I think that I showed a little of it on the surface because suddenly he started to sound threatening again (he loves it when his victims show how scared they are, it makes him feel high on power). "So, you dared to come to me, all alone...Marjan, close the door..." One of his guards turned up and locked the door from the outside. "...this better be good."

He picked up a large kitchen knife and started to polish his nails. Now I couldn't hold back anymore, my blood was speeding and I was sweating and trembling and there was no way now that he didn't notice in what kind of death grip he held me in. "Open your case", he said with a very cold voice. I put it on the bed and opened it - what was I to do? "Haha, what is it that you want from me, mate?", he smiled and said as he saw the shiny 100 dollar bills - there were 2000 of them. "Four votes in the wrestlefeast, that's all I ask for", I said. His face froze and he took five big steps towards me and put his hairy hand on my shoulder. He took a tight grip of me and it felt as if he was gonna crush my bones. For about thirty seconds we stood there, just breathing. The sweat was dripping down my neck. He was of course the one to break the silence. "Well, you got to feel it in your bones, pleasure doing business with you." He let me loose and closed the case. He whistled and the body guards turned up. "Vote for him.", he screamed. "Your orders our law, Heil Obras!", they screamed back. They went into the Magic Ball Network and cast one vote each for me. "Great, I am crushing Aule", I thought to myself.
I felt relieved, perhaps I was gonna survive my meeting with Obrasilo.

After they had voted it seemed like everyone in the room forgot about me. Obras started drinking coke and his guards did the same on his command. After about 20 minutes I started to get nervous again and asked the Obrasilo, now in his best mood, laughing and joking with the guards, if I could leave. He stopped laughing and looked at me for a couple of seconds. I thought "This is the bitter end of the life of a wild rover." Then he started to laugh again and soon his guards had joined the choir. They started walking towards me and in my desperation I had soon pulled my golden dagger. "A dagger! I knew it!", Obrasilo spat. "Traitor! Jew! Woman! PM Atresica and tell her to delete your votes!" "No! You can't! This is the money of...", I screamed but was interrupted by the enormous hand of mechawarrior who crawled around my neck. He was strangling me. "OK, finally it ends", I thought to myself as I felt how I couldn't take in any oxygen at all and soon things were starting to get dark. I heard a distant scream. "FFS! LET HIM LIVE! LET HIM LIVE FFS!" Obrasilo's mad voice. Mechawarrior let go of me and I fell down to the concrete floor, gasping for air. "Guards, I'm going on a 30 day break to my North Korean mansion. Throw that loser out of here. Now he knows that no one fucks with Obrasilo. By the way, while I am away - maintain my presence at the Magic Ball Network, the fact that I'm gone doesn't mean that my influence on the forums are taking a break. Obey and post." Then he took the money and a parachute and jumped out of the window. The final thing I heard was his maniac laughter. I knew in my heart that it was not for the last time.

So, now I need your help. I need to get those four votes back in order to beat Aule - please vote for me.
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Old 2005-07-07, 21:53
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I'm new to the Wrestlefest idea, and I don't find it *very* entertaining. But I find very entertaining what you post here Especially JJ and Gustav.

So I will be different from you all:

DON'T VOTE FOR ME!
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Old 2005-07-07, 21:55
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You see? Even Zink can see that I am the only answer. You must vote for CS2x.
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Listen to the Bondage Fairy!!!!

CS2x can't make you happy!!!

We can!
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Old 2005-07-08, 01:46
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Vote for Zink!
Don't you watch movies? The modest fellas are always the good fellas!

CS2x will bring you nothing but gay love and inappropriate usage of underlines.
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Whoa, we can't have gay love! sorry cs2x


(note: I like pussies), therefore you should vote for me! (:
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Anakin is a sexist pig! All he sees in woman are their gardens.

I, however, see all there is to see. Vote for CS2x and you'll be voting for a woman trapped in a man's body, cock and.
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See?
HE ADMITS IT.

Cs2x is

GAY



I believe no further talk is neccesary.
There is no place for HOMOS in our community.
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On the contrary!

Anakin is a true swashbuckling homosexual. When he says he likes pussies, he is really talking about cats. He wants to hide the truth, he is a liar and a cheat. He even tried to touch me once, but I, in a super-manly, strong, manner, stopped him.

If you vote for him, he might try and do the same to you. Don't do it.
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Don't get me wrong, I like man tits.
See? That's all the evidence we need.
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OK, guys, stop it!

How come no-one acted like "ZOMG, IT'S SUSPICIOUS!" when Pandy registered multiple times on a Wrestlefest some years ago, just to vote for himself? But when me and my friends do so, then it's immediately "ZOMG, IT'S SUSPICIOUS!". I'm tired of the fact, that I can't do what all other people can.
Just got back so a bit late to respond, but when did I register fake accounts?
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