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Old 2001-07-31, 13:25
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Post Zeelich species(<--Original topic, New topic: "The REAL Storyline..")

Did anyone ever notice that the cops are only Sups and Francos?
Even though when you're in the undergas, no Wannie\Mos. guards!

I mean the wannies wants to kill you because of other reasons, you did steal their fragement

But this is discrimination!
Making the Sups and the Francos the bad guys! Ha! I don't like hotdogs anyway!

but think of all the people out there with a triangle head. How do you think would they feel with this?

Also, putting the Wannies and the Mos. in the undergas! Ha! Why do they have to suffer of the gas monsters when up there there is such a wonderful world dominated by a tyrrant that wouldn't let his people eat (ever wondered why they look like a hotdog? I call it, the hungryness+starvingess super double combo, in medical terms of course. They are starving so they become thinner and they just can't stop thinking about hotdogs until they become one.. Tsk tsk..)


And then, let the Wannies be the miners! They need to work work work all day long, no sleeping (seen any extra beds? No? I didn't think so - which brings me to my next point - where do these guys eat? Ha! They don't EAT! What do they drink, the undergas filthy water? I don't think so.. How do they take a shower? They Don't. Where are their homes? ...They dont have any)


And who gets a name like Funfrock's? The Francos! Adeline wanted us to get a bad image of them! I like to call this psycologic manouver as "Psycologic Manouver". They really crossed the line this time..!

The Mos. get to be in the undergas, near all the monsters, raided by the police, defenseless, poor, the police is taking their precious queen.. They have no honor left.. They are the perfect losers, but Adeline had to put on your side just 1 ally, and it was them.. But a loser ally isnt that much better than being alone..


And left alone, on their cold world at the rear of the galaxy, the only one who haven't been discrimnated, don't look like a hotdog, have an hotel to stay at, and not as the one who SERVE IN THERE! (Desk officer, Cleaner)..


T---H---E S---U---P---S


And why is that? Can anyone tell me who or what the Sups remind you of?

NO?

OF THE HUMAN KIND! They look as much as human as the quetch's do!

Same on TWINSUN!
Who gets to be short? Who gets to be fat? Who gets to have big ears? You guessed it.

Then why is the human-like kind less discrimnated in both games?

Now here comes the interesting part, and the part in which I say stupid things

It was all a scheme of the FBI. The guy you know as Fred, anyone ever met him? I don't think so.. You might have saw him on TV without knowing it was him.. Ever heard of Bill Clinton? Yeah he's the one.

The US pentagon (doesn't this word remind you of a mech-penguin? Ha! I've told you!) discovered aliens in orbit behind the moon (SOUNDS FAMILIAR??), and they don't yet know much about them but they do know they have better space travelling capabilites than we do. That made them worried. Nobody knows of the Alien's intentions as they wouldn't contact the US government.
You see, the whole games are meant to inflict a good opinion about the human kind to the player. To make us all feel that we're better, that we could win that war if there will be one. It's all in our sub-concious..

But oh no, it doesn't end here.. The whole games are based on the truth! You think they have such great imagination? Oh no, not at all!

The wizard and kids kidnapping - was just to complete the story, so people wont suspect anything..
The US Governmant sent a spaceship with only one astronaut to the moon. His name was.. "Bob Baldino".. Yes yes, a combination of Bob, the astronaut, and Baldino, who travelled to the moon with his spaceship! I told you the US Governmant doesn't have any imagination, what kind of name is Jerome anyway?

But the worst of all had happen - and they kidnapped him!

Here the problems started. Bill had a little situation in this time, something related to a robot who was sent to earth by those wise aliens. The robot was called "Monica Levinsky". As they knew the US was the most strong state on Earth, and that Bill is on their tale, they got rid of him in the best way possible, by an inside job, so people would believe Bill wasn't good as a president, rather than killing him and then people would suspect..
But the scheme didn't work. Bill orginaised a massive amount of money, some to the judge, some to the jury, some to the media and he comes out fine. The one thing those wise alliens didnt think about was bribe, they don't have that in their world, known as "Zeelich", as the governmant of the US nicked it.
But oh no, meanwhile, the creators had to finish the game and take it out! They thought that people have to play it now, because nobody knows when or what the alliens would do!

And that's how the whole Twinsen on Zeelich was made up - To show that even just one of us could beat them all, and make it a beatiful paradaise on which we could live on when Earth population grows too much.

Any why does Zeelich barely have any citizens? That's so everybody would strongly believe that Zeelich is a place ruled by a tyrrant, and that they have to be exterminated..!



So why is Funfrock a HUMAN do you ask? Well, that's because.. Eh.. You must promise not to tell this, I had sworn back then that I wont too but the situtation is very bad -

Why do you think LBA3 wont come out? What do you think are all Fred - No-Cliche's arguements about?
Ever heard of the congress? (Spelling mistake?)
Yes that's right, meanwhile, "Adeline", A.K.A. THE US GOVERNMANT (Can't you see the resemblance?!?! DOH!) had passed its time! There are new electures, but nobody worried.. Bill and his staff orginaised it like that so Gor would be the next president\Head of Adeline, so they could make LBA3 with the continuation of what REALLY happened, with the latest data and psycologic systems, and sell it much better. LBA3 was supposed to be the ultimate game, so everyone would have bought it and knew in their sub-concience that the human race is better than any Zeelichani one!

BUT, oh those wise aliens, they didn't just sat there, on the dark side of the moon, they tricked the whole US in a way even the smart US Governant could not see in time.. How do you think the vote cards are made? Just like that? Well, someone actually MAKES THEM... Guess who sabtoaged the cards, and replaced them in another ones, ones on which all who wants to vote for Gor would vote for someone else actually! YES, the aliens made that confusing vote form!

Of course they made it as close as possible to thee voting moments so the governmant wouldn't notice, but a worried citizen hurried to call. That citizen named was.. Arthur!!!!

And therefor he was meant to be in LBA3 as well..

And so the US governmant "ran" from state to state, trying to change the cards, but it was too late in the most.

Though they were late to the most, they got to some states. All over their ways, they made through exactly 50 states, feeling they're forgetting someone..
Bill: "I feel like I am forgetting someone"

And then the TV gave the special report with the live stats.. Including Florida's..

But no worries, the US governmant have good lawyers and much money.. So he turned to court to decide.

But this time the aliens didn't repeat their mistake, and replaced the original judge with someone who looks just like him.. Only he had this.. I don't know how to explain this.. Kinda like... An oversized jaw.. And it was very hot there, many people thought they were hallucenating when they saw a hotdog in the jury, sitting next to a big fly..


You can guess the rest. Even though Bill danced in front of the judge's eyes with a 1,000,000,000,000$ bill in his hand, the judge and jury decided FAIRLY that Bush (Didier Chanfray!!) will be the next president of the US.
On their way out, a guard asked one of the jury that looked like a hotdog why he looks like he is, his excuse was he's hurrying for a custom party, the officer said its likely because all jurys never listen to the trials anyway, the hotdog gave the officer a doughnut and left.

Then the fighting started. Clinton wanted to leave the power in his hands but he couldn't. Bush who was informed of the aliens couldn't too, because the Congress was mostly made of No-Cliche's people rather than Adeline's. The courts were secretly roaming with arguements (courts=delphi) and didn't know which side is right (=who should they give the rights to). The rest of the politicans (Activision and EA) didn't fight as well because they didn't know about the aliens..!

LBA3 was cancelled due to power fightings, but Clinton and his staff didn't give up, and decided to make LBA4 come out on GBA!

Meanwhile, tracking the alliens also became a problem with all those fightings right now. But as long as they do nothing, its the US favor, because they can replace Bush in couple of years.


And so we go back - why is Funfrock human in LBA1?
Because.. The US suspects that.. Funfrock is actually.. FROM EARTH. He took control of the Zeelichian people and leads them to a fight against us. There are no prooves to that yet, nor any ideas of how could one leave Earth without anyone knowing about it.. But they suspect that.. And one day, they're going to find who that Funfrock is.. And when they do that.. We might win the war that is about to come

But For now, nobody knows how its going to end.



T--H--E E--N--D!!






LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I just wanted to ask why there aren't any Mos\Wannie guards and look what you made me do!

LOLLOLLOL
Oh well I wont mind if someone will move it to the Fan fiction I guess..


Well then I wrote a fan fiction lol tell me what you think of it

K I change the topic I think I found a nice title ("The REAL Storyline" )

Ok Submitting now LOL
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Old 2001-07-31, 13:34
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What!!
How do you know about that!
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I mean...nice story....
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gosh.. you must be really bored since you write all this..

lol nice going anyway
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I AM NOT BORED

I have many things to do


the story just flew out of my mouth its not my fault
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Old 2001-07-31, 17:21
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1st: where the hell did you get all the true part of your story from?
2nd: cool story but overdone
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Where did you dig up all this information.....well, now there's no choice but to snip-...i mean...er...take care of you....ahem...
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Old 2001-07-31, 19:34
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Re: Zeelich species(<--Original topic, New topic: "The REAL Storyline..")

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Also, putting the Wannies and the Mos. in the undergas! Ha! Why do they have to suffer of the gas monsters when up there there is such a wonderful world dominated by a tyrrant that wouldn't let his people eat (ever wondered why they look like a hotdog? I call it, the hungryness+starvingess super double combo, in medical terms of course. They are starving so they become thinner and they just can't stop thinking about hotdogs until they become one.. Tsk tsk..)
The priest on Zeelich on the stage in the city says that when the 4 keys will be re-united the gas will dissapear.
I wonder if the Mosquibees and the wannies dissapeared too or just moved up.
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Didn't you understand, that part isn't real, they just had to get the game out..!
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ow.. then why did you mention it all?
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I told you they had to write a story, otherwise people would suspect or not play it and get the message in their sub-conceious
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WOW !!! Cool story ! It gives me alot of thinking subjects...hmmm...
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*Secret Service official walks over to {}ghost{}'s house*

{}ghost{}:Yo what's up?"
SS Official: We would like a word with you in private sir.
{}ghost{}: Yeah sure I got time
SS Official: I am your 'friend' {}ghost{}, me and my other friends are here to help you...
{}ghost{}: What! Who are you guys...and what's that strange looking object in your hands.....Nooooo

[I] (All goes blank for our friend {}ghost{}. We join the next scene as {}ghost{} wakes up) in an unknown location[I]

{}ghost{}: (waking up) Ohh....where am I......
Strange triangular-head shaped man: Stop scwerming prisoner {}ghost{}!
(Then another 'man' with a similar appearance appears)
Other man: You are a trouble maker Mr. {}ghost{}, we are here to disect...um I mean...take good care of you...
{}ghost{}: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Well...that's what happens when you mess around with the SECRET US Government...

Really cool story {}ghost{}.....hmm....was it a story...
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frogee: I couldn't have said it better myself!

And ghost, you're saying that the characters who don't look like humans are discriminated against solely because they don't look like humans. Your logic is soooo impeccable. ;P

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Well what can we say, Humans are the most greedy, arrogant, selfish, self-caring, pompous etc. etc. etc. creatures on Earth.

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Quiet you two!
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{}ghost{}: LOL!
froggee: Even bigger LOL!
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{}ghost{}: You really shouldn't reveal this type of info to a public audience...you don't know what kind of trouble you could get yourself into. For all you know I could be an undercover FBI agent....umm.....why don't you come and pay the Pentagon a visit someday???? Just joking, but someone else here might be in connection with the Kremlin and then there would be a major problem because they would leak your info to all the major officials, then scientists in Russia's dreaded 'chamber' laboratory would start working on their own mutant-franco monsters, which would solve world hunger, but at the same time pose as a threat to mankind for some reason or another....oopps I spilt to much....


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yo that's one big story
if you dont mind il read it when im offline :-D
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Well doh what do you think other people around the world with Cable\ADSL have?

Wacko is on all day too

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