The Totaly Amazing Scary And Bezire Random Fanfic Maker! (Adults Only)

[Darkflame]

Heres a little program I have been working on awhile;

http://www.fanficmaker.com/

The Fanfic Maker is a program for generateing random, poorly written, stories. Its designed as a parody on all the bad fanfiction surrounding popular franchise's.

Hope you enjoy it
Feel free to post your creations, but I wont be held responsible for the horrors it produces.

[Odysseus]

The Big Day Adventures of Darkflame : Unofficial, and Uncensored!!!

Darkflame had been fighting Jasieks troops all night..
Darkflame woke up next to Twinsen
(earlier that week he found out he was gay)
Jasiek is back, I dreamt of him again..
"If he is back, then he is more powerfull then ever!"
"Yes, your right"
Suddenly Dino-fly came in quickly.
"Jasiek is back, he has killed you and Zoe!!!"
"WHAT? Noooooo!!!" Screamed Darkflame
"He is trying to take over here !"
"You must know one thing, one vital important fact that will be his fatal weekness...you must know this,ok, pay carefull attention and take note for if you fail to listen the consquences will be terrible...listen well to my word...
In order to defeat Jasiek you must..you must...you must...."
At that moment Dino-fly droped dead on the floor,the poison finaly killing her.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" said our hero
"Nooooooooooooo!!!" he repeated, in an upset tone of voice.
"She was my friend, I am upset!"
"There there, hero." Twinsen patted Darkflame on the back.
"Thanks, thats better "
"Look! She has something in her hand!"
Inside was a secret encripted, coded note:

"The lamp walks slowly into the Crusifix as the glue of darkness returns."

This must be a clue!
lets go!

So Darkflame got onto his cool set of wheels
(The others followed on their cars but were quite far behind)
Darkflame knew he had to go faster and faster like the storm of torpedos.
He raced down streets and around cornors, skiding furiously around pedestrions and cops.
"No time for rules!" he called out as he passed
"I have to take my full responsibilitys of life!" he said
Suddenly up ahead he saw some bad guys!
So he did a massive wheely backflip over them, punching them in the face as he was above them.
"Eat my fist!" He yellwed as he knocked them out.
He speed onwards past fields and volcanoes and citys and castles and other landscape.
Then he saw the roadsign to where he had to go, and so he went
He whacked some more bad guys out with a sideways 360 spin, before leaping off the bike
Later, when the others catched up, they continued their journey.


Darkflame followed the screaming till he reached his brother, who was being tortured.
"Darkflame! Over here! quick! help me! It hurts"
Then Darkflame saw the final boss, who had been torturing his brother.
Darkflame shot bullets from his gun really fast and the bullets went zooming and hit the final boss in the eyes and then he couldnt see.
Darkflame said "Eat This!" and shot Jasiek in the chest and the the final boss staggered back in pain
Darkflame said "He is dead now, you is safe"
"Thank you!"
"Glade I could help, brother"
"But you should come earlier next time!" and they laughed.

The End.

-edit- nice gadget you made, yes. ^_^

[ChaosFish]

MWAHAHAHA

Holy crap!

This is great Brilliant! You're gonna put fanatics writers out of business, that'll drive them crazy.

[ChaosFish]

Actually, this gets me thinking, maybe if you develop it some more it can actually generate good stories (instead of just parodies).

This could actually be freaking awesome.

[Kobold]

This is great. The ending is always the same. I guess this just points out that it doesn't really matter at all what happens in the story. Thumbs up.

[Darkflame]

There should be around 7 different random endings
--
Choas - I looked into that at one point, but its much harder then it seems. I got a theory storys could almost be made by visual crossing "threads", but dont have the time to work on it. So many projects

[Kobold]

I noticed it now. I was just lucky getting the same three times in a row and reading it here.

[Darkflame]

Well, some are a lot more common then others though, especialy on default settings.

[Kitarii]

What does bezire mean?

[Darkflame]

weird.

[Kitarii]

You mean bizarre?

[Darkflame]

ok, then its like wyrd.

[Kitarii]

Google - Define: Bezire
Did you mean Bezier?

Are you trying to say you spelt it wrong?

[Mia]

Can the spelling be defined as "wrong" if it was deliberately spelled that way? The way I saw it it was supposed to be a mockery...

[Darkflame]

If you use the app, you'll see its filled with terrible spelling...worse then I normaly write anyway (oh, and just try playing with that k0@s slider for even more unreadabilitys).

[Kobold]

I like the k@0s. (yes you actually wrote k@0s and not k0@s )

[Darkflame]

oh well, that is a spelling mistake

no one going to post an lba fic then?

[Kobold]

I had one with sex on maximum. But even when sex is on 0 I get an intro scene with Twinsen visiting Zoé in the shower.

Okay, I now have a random one and it's Roofles Den only I guess.

[Zerath^]

Spoiler:

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True : Nightmare on GayVille

This is the story of one loan hero struggle to overcome to the forces of evilness. This mighty heros name: Bamse !!!

On the day his castle was raided with milltary force, Bamses son had been sleeping untill 7am.
Normaly he got up at 5 to see the dawn break over the vaste beutifal world, because Bamse had raised him as a good boy after his mother died in mysterious circumstances all those years ago.
Everyone else was already up.
Raven Shadowmoon, Bamses other son, was already making them all crumpets with sirup.
He was dressed in his sick boxers (no top). His manly curves glisted in the light of the morning.
Normaly he would walk around naked, or in his lion cloth, as he wasnt ashamed of his perfect body. But it was cold today, as could be seen by looking at flatness in his pants were normaly there was a massive bulge.
He rubbed the sirup on himself to show off his muscles.
Raven Shadowmoon was an best in her class at ballet, his parents were proud.

Meanwhile, When they reached a quite spot Turtle took Bamse to one side.
"I know, you know"
"You know" He winked.
"No, I dont Know!"
"I know you are a homosexual"
"I am not!"
"Yes you are"
"I am not!"
"Yes you are"
"I am not!"
"Yes you are, its ok, you know, because I am too and so is my lover Raven Shadowmoon"
"oh..ok. Yes I am" he said emotionaly, like a heavy berdon of weight lifted from his back.So they kissed and went on their way. He was going to a school for higher talents and thats all that mattered to them.
They didnt mind that he was a bit wild at times.
Sometimes bringing home different sex partners each night, sometimes many at a time
Sometimes coming back with blood on him.
At 11, he now knew 6 langerages, four alien, 3 computer and 6 sign langerages.
He found it easy, and learnt them with his dad together.
By now, Bamse was now up and standing on the porch with his shirt off.
He stared out over the wide desert landscape, he was handsome in a rugged kinda way.
Once, long ago, his was ranked one of the best special forces soldiers in the world.
He was no longer a solider, and now lived a quite life treasure hunting.
He was troubled by a newspaper artical his read a few days ago, that mentioned
that someone from GayVille was killed in a small terrorist attack. His was one of the few people that knew that that shouldnt happen, because of a magic spell he cast with Lost City a few years ago.
The Lost City was now hidden in his garrage.
Bamse was disturbed from his deep thinking by Raven Shadowmoon tugging on his shirt.
"Father! Father! Look!".
Raven Shadowmoon pointed urgently at the horizon.
"Holy Shit!"
Skydiving Comandos Hundreds of them!
They were coming straight at his house.

He ran inside and bolted the bullet proof front door.
He woke his son up, and told everyone to run out the back.
Bamse flexed his massive muscles
Nearby, some girls swooned!
They woke their pilot, who happened to be sleeping in the next room.
"Quick! Start the Blimp! We are under attack!"
"OMG" He said as Nigger run out.Tori Lane decided she was uncomfortable so she removed her brahNaked. As Normal.His morning erection would have been poking out from his trousers had he been wearing any.
He ran back in with his helmit.
"Holy Shit!".
Bamse, meanwhile, triggered an explosion around his garrage in order to hide his precious Lost City. The rocks fell and barried it totaly secretly so no one would find it.
(None of the soliders heard the explosion as they were looking the other way)
Meanwhile, the invading force drew closer.
Bamse and his family ran to the hanger, Raven Shadowmoon leading the way with her katana
BANG BANG!Raven Shadowmoon killed only those she had too, merely mortaly wounding the rest
They dodged the soldiers as they ran, ducking and diving between the gunfire.
Blood splattered around them
"Dont worry! We are almost there!".
They dived into their escape vechile, guns blazing.
Their was a solider already there, but Raven Shadowmoon whackd him.
"Good job!" Bamse said, as he pushed him out.
They started up, and zoomed off, the invading force vanishing into the distance.
"Did you get the secret message?"
"Yes, my good friend Turtle told me that Räven was behind this!".
"We gota deal with this as a family, else we can never live in piece".
So they joined onwards, their enemys in hot pursuit!

So Bamse got onto his Harley Davidson
(The others followed on their segways but were quite far behind)
Bamse knew he had to go faster and faster like the ragging ball.
He raced down streets and around cornors, skiding furiously around pedestrions and cops.
"No time for rules!" he called out as he passed
"I have to take my full responsibilitys of life!" he said
Suddenly up ahead he saw some bad guys!
So he did a massive wheely backflip over them, punching them in the face as he was above them.
"Eat my fist!" He yellwed as he knocked them out.
Their heads went flying off,spraying guts everywhere.
He speed onwards past fields and villages and citys and castles and other landscape.
Then he saw the roadsign to where he had to go, and so he went
He whacked some more bad guys out with a sideways 360 spin, before leaping off the bike
Their blood sprayed around like a spirograph .
Later, when the others catched up, they continued their journey.


They arrived at Räven house and entered
"You have arrived I see. Pitty, I was just talking to my Boss"
"Your boss?" said everyone.
"HE MEANS ME!!!"
Suddenly, SATAN appeared behind them!
"OMG" they all said in unison.
As they turned a corner,they suddenly saw the most sexy thing in the world ever! or,well universe..
4 chearleaders each one getting changed by the park.
Bamse oggled them good as he examined them.
one by one They removed their clothing
Bing!off came a bra.
Bang!off came a pair of nickers.
Zzzing!off came a bikini.
Bamse watched them..their volumuious boobies, their sexy bodys, their long blond hair and their sexy butts!
BamseHe found them sexy. So sexy that he got a hard one!
Meanwhile...
"Your G wont save you now, mere mortals"
With that, he struck down his falk and killed Tori Lane
"You bastard. You Will Pay For That."
"You see? I am evil. I killed. I am Satan"
"You know, I think the dress would be better yellower dont you think?" said Bamse
"What??"
Bamse smiled softly
Dramaticaly,Bamse pulled out A BIBLE!
"With the TRUE word of GOD our saviour and with the power of CHRIST I compel you to LEAVE!"
"NOOO ARRGGGG NOT THE HOLY WORD OF GOD! MY POWERS OF EVOLUTION AND RATIONAL REASON IS NO MATCH!!!"
Satan exploded with the holy light of justice!
"This is true power, not that evil magic" saidBamse
"Our work here is done"
With that, they all went home, safe in the knowledge that Satan was gone and GOD was protecting them all along.

The End

kinda fun

[SpaceGuitarist]

AT LAST!


Someone has made an evolution of my Bunnyrabbot Fanfic Creator .

(fuck, I didn't know that thread was closed... anyone knows why? must've been closed when I was away... COWARDS! ... *giggle*)

[morshem]

Because Bunnyrabbot flamed you there (his posts were deleted).

[SpaceGuitarist]

Oh... well, that thing IS a fine line between an homage and an insult, so I guess I kinda deserved.
What's weird is that he found it out so much time later, when the fun was over.

[morshem]

Actually, the link wasn't even active by the time he saw it. So I don't really know what he was so mad about.

[samortan]

I want to enjoy movie. Don't like making of them

[Ferryman2013]

http://www.fanficmaker.co.uk/

Darkflame arrived on Zeelich in a UFO with some aliens.
"WELCOME TO ZEELICH MASTER!" a strange alien shouts to Darkflame.
Then Darkflame got followed into the airport building.
Joe meets Darkflame that says he knows him.
"YO DARKFLAME!" Joe da Alf shouts to Darkflame.
Then two guards beats Darkflame down.

The end.

Hahaha.

That was fun.