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Old 2005-06-28, 14:31
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Cum Ants (Adults only!)

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There are cum ants.

Their abdomens are filled with semen. You can eat them, and
it is nice. I saw a naked person lie down at a railway
station once, and her leg was rotten and being chewed away
by cum ants and maggots. She twitched ocassionally and
smiled at passers by, who would occasionally pour vodka into
her wounds to kill the ants and to sooth the pain.

The cum ants explode when they are of a mature age,
spreading salty semen seeds in the soil to grow into more
cum ants.
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Old 2005-06-28, 14:36
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Here is a picture of this rare and wonderful spieces:::
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Old 2005-06-28, 14:42
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Sometime CS2x I really do wonder about your sanity
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Old 2005-06-28, 19:24
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Damn i wonder what ud think when you actually see him in person!
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Old 2005-06-29, 01:33
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Why is this 'adults only'?

Your average 11 year old knows what cum and semen is.
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Old 2005-06-29, 01:41
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GUESS WHO HAS THE NEWEST HORNS

IT IS THE OWLS!

BILLIONAIRE GENTLEMAN-HORSE BOUGHT THEM THE LOUDEST TRUMPET-HORNS!!!

THE BIRD IS LOOKING AT THE TREE-CREEPS!! THEY ARE YELLING BECAUSE THE DEEP-SEA CREEPS HEARD THE HORNS!!! THE OWLS ARE PLAYING THE HORNS AT THE CELBRATIONS FOR FISH-FLAPPERS!!! IT WAS ORGANIZED BY THE HORSE!!!
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Old 2005-06-29, 06:46
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Is this what happened when my penis was bitten by that irradiated ant while I was giving myself a good wank? Damn, I thought maybe I'd turn into "Ant-Man" or something.
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Old 2005-06-29, 07:44
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Old 2005-06-29, 08:13
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Old 2005-06-29, 12:07
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Why is this 'adults only'?

Your average 11 year old knows what cum and semen is.
Because this still is an all age forum. I really don't feel like having to deal with e-mails of parents complaining about this.
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Old 2005-06-29, 19:40
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Parents complain? hohoho.
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Old 2005-06-30, 00:58
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seriously,, have you ever had a parent complaint?
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Old 2005-06-30, 01:23
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How random. ( at the "adults only" thing)
Seeing how a thread like "darthlink i need to talk to you" had no warning, etc.
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Old 2005-06-30, 11:06
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CS2x never changes, does he?
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Old 2005-06-30, 13:04
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CS2x never changes, does he?
Recently, I have noticed changes.

They don't touch my shoes any more. Not like they used to, anyay. It was frightening and disturbingly arousing.
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Old 2005-06-30, 15:23
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seriously,, have you ever had a parent complaint?
Yes.
morshem's?
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Old 2005-06-30, 17:10
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seriously,, have you ever had a parent complaint?
Yes we have.
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Old 2005-06-30, 18:49
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tell me details, what was it about, when, why?
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Old 2005-06-30, 19:40
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She likes to sound important . The only complaint I remember is the one of liamlightspeed's mother who disliked some quote in Double-J's signature.
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Old 2005-06-30, 20:20
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Yes, haha, I had an Austin Powers quote in my sig and El said it was up to me whether I should change it, but that someone's parent had bitched at him for being inappropriate.

I can't even remember what it said at this point, but I thought it was fairly harmless, at least at the time.
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She likes to sound important .
As a matter of fact, I do. Now get me my coffee, munchkin.
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Old 2005-06-30, 22:55
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That's quite sad. I would have underlined it or made it bold after that :P

Depends how she asked, ofcourse.
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Old 2005-07-01, 01:41
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Your average 11 year old knows what cum and semen is.
Daddy, do semen come from the Navy? Where does cum come from?
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Old 2005-07-02, 05:59
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I really want to know! Don't mock my endless questioning!
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Old 2005-07-02, 14:46
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I AM teH Cum Ant.
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