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#1
2001-11-20, 01:53
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LBA Bloopers
This is similar to Froggee's "What they wouldn't say" mini-projects...here's some of mine...see if you can come up with interesting ones too...
<The scene in LBA2 where FunFrock reveals himself to Twinsen> Director: Scene 946, take 1! FunFrock: Muwahahahaha-muwahaha-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (he slips of the while laughing and falls down from the statue) BAMM! Twinsen: Eh, that can't be too good... Director: Oh my god, is he okey? Somebody call the ambulence! Director: Lets try that again...take 2! FunFrock: Muwahahahahahah-ahahah(a small portion of the lava pool explodes, a flame shoots upward and gets FunFrock in his butt)-aaaaaaaaaaa. I'm on fire! Help! Director: Ehh...somebody up there throw some water on him. Cameraguy: Um, sir, he's the only person currently on top of the statue. Director: Well then get a fire truck! Twinsen: Frederick said our funds weren't able to cover one. Director:Arg! Damn. Hey Frock, your gonna have to roll to take out the fire. <FunFrock quickly falls on the floor of the statue and starts desperatly rolling on it. While rolling, the slop slides him of the statue and he falls on the ground> FunFrock: ARG!!! MY ASS! <Crewmen are helping him get up and dusting him off> Dirocter: Eh...okey...um, lets take a five minute brake. -Oh my God! They killed Kenny! Director: For the last time guys! Get off my staging area! Director: Here Twinsen, in this new version of LBA, Adeline has requested to produce a new type of meca-penguins. Twinsen:Hm...looks the same to me. Lets see how it works. <starts screwing the bolt> Director: No, don't turn it on! What are you doing? Ah, you idiot! Ruuuun! Twinsen:<ignores the director> Hmm...thats wierd...what are these large numbers appearing on top of his head? 
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#2
2001-11-20, 02:03
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COOL!
way to go  Show me the Froggee version  (I won't close it lol)
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#3
2001-11-20, 02:43
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Scene 945, take 30
Twinsen: I'm gonna take you out, and I don't mean *giggle* for pi *giggle* Director: CUT Scene 945, take 31 Twinsen: I'm gonna *gigglegiggle* Director: CUT Scene 945, take 32 Twinsen: I'm gonna take you out for pizza oh shit hehehehe Director: CUT Twinsen: Sorry I'll do it right next time. *giggle* Scene 945, take 33 Twinsen: I'm gonna take you out f- an- f- heeheehee Director: CUT Scene 945, take 34 Twinsen: I'm gonna take you out, *titter* and I don't HAHAHAHAHA *peals of laughter* AHAHAHAHA this line is so stupid AHAHA Director: Look, we're on a budget here, take it seriously will ya? FunFrock's been really professional FunFrock: *glares professionaly at Twinsen* Twinsen: OK I'm sorry *deep breath* OK *deep breath* OK I can do it now Scene 945, take 35 Twinsen: --nd then he said wh-- Director: CUT Twinsen: Oh sorry are we filming? I thought they were still faffing with the lights. Sorry. Sorry. Scene 945, take 36 Twinsen: I'm gonna take you out, and I don't mean for pizza! FunFrock: Oh-- Twinsen: YES! YES I GOT IT RIGHT! Director: CUT Twinsen: Oh, er, sorry, er... FunFrock: *hands in air* Look, I can't work in these conditions! Twinsen: No, sorry, I'll get it right next time. Scene 945, take 37 Twinsen: I'm gonna take you out, and I don't mean for pizza! FunFrock: Oh-- well-- er-- *giggle* bugger, I've forgot my bit hehe Twinsen: *giggle* FunFrock: *giggle* HAHAHAHAHA Twinsen: HEEHEEHEE
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2001-11-20, 02:45
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Has anyone seen the Red Dwarf Smeg Up videos? It is not physically possible for anything to be funnier.
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2001-11-20, 07:01
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Kieron - Yes, but not the Smeg Outs one.
-- Lightwing- 
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2001-11-20, 09:30
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MWUHAHAHAHAHAAA.
FUNNYYYYYYYYYYY
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2001-11-20, 16:17
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I want to make one, but I feel it won't come close to your stuff...
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2001-11-20, 16:32
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LOL you two, I'll think of some later as well
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#12
2001-11-20, 19:22
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Twinsen: Dammit, why do I have to kill you again?!
Funfrock: Wait till you see what they pay me.... can't think of anything right now, to be continued oh and I'll put on the other lists ASAP
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2001-11-20, 21:45
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Note: I Don't remember the ectual lines, so use your imagination...)
Scene: 'Boring part' Take 1 *Twinsen and zoe walk around in order to get to the lighthouse. On their way they meet bob* Bob: "So,this little monster coming out soon?" *Twinsen and Zoe switching looks* Twinsen:"You call my baby a monster again and me kick yo' ass man!" CUT Director: "It's in the script, god! Twin my man, take it easy!" Scene: 'Boring part' Take 2 Bob: "So, this little monster coming out soon" Twinsen:'ARGH!! If I could only switch to agressive while i'm still holdong Zoe I swear i'd *sencored* and *sencored* motha*sencored*. Capish!?" CUT Director:"Twinsen, it's in the script! Goddamnit take it easy, smoke your talking flowers or something..." Twinsen (Still red): "Sorry , dunno what happened to me" *Smacks Zoe* Scene: 'Boring part' Take 3 Bob: "So, this little monster coming out soon" Zoe (Italian accent): "Jhony, Tony! Here here, wack the mothafucka... *The Godfather tune* *Gunshot sound* *The Godfather tune* *Screaming* ..... sorry for that
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2001-11-21, 01:37
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Hehehe...thats pretty funny guys. Nice one Kieron...here's some more:
Director: CUT! Twinsen...your screwing the Cow all wrong. Twinsen: But...I've never screwed cows before. Director: Bah, look at how well Joey does it. Twinsen: Do you know where the wizards are? <all of the sudden a crazy lba fan runs onto the stage, jumps on Twinsen and starts kissing him> Director: Damn it! Will somebody get her out of here! She's ruining my scene! Last edited by Lightwing; 2001-11-21 at 02:25.
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2001-11-21, 07:11
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Twinsen: " No she's not!!! common baby give Twinsen some luuurrve!!!! oohhh..!!"
Director:"In the name of sendell...."
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2001-11-21, 11:51
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Twinsen (to the girl at the pharmacy): Could you help me treat me.. oops...
Director: CUT! Twinsen: "Diploma of Elementary-Weather Magic. The Wizard Bersmino ... bermos .. barisimo ..." Director: CUT!.. it's Bersimon
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2001-11-21, 16:28
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Scene: Francos Island
Director: TAKE ONE! Twinsen: "Why are you drilling all over..." Mech-bird: "BIDDIE BIDDIE!!!" Twinsen: "I can't focus, damnit!" Director: "Cut, cut...Twiny, listen, we need the bird here..." Twinsen: "Fred, I'm not willing to work like this!" Director: "One more time for me?" - TAKE TWO! - Twinsen: "Why are you drilling all over the..." Mech-bird: "BIDDIE BIDDIE!!!" Twinsen: "over...drill...ARGH!!!" Director: "Let's do that again..." - TAKE THREE! - Twinsen: "Why are you..." Mech-bird: "BIDDIE BIDDIE!!!" Twinsen: "AHHHHHH!!!!" *Twinsen starts kicking the mechanical bird* *security guards come in* Director: "Keep rolling the camera!"
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2001-11-21, 16:41
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Twinsen: Hi there Joe, still having problems with your magical powers?
Joe: No thanks, seem to be okay now. *Joe teleports, smashes the camera* Director: CUT! Learn some goddamn magic, idiot! Joe: Sowwy, I'll try a bit harder next time. Twinsen: This gets boring. Twinsen takes the back entrance of the Otringal hotel Woman: eeeek!!!! Twinsen: *drool* ... Twinsen: *drool* Director: CUT! Woman: Get that idiot away from here! I'm better off doing porn movies... Zoé: Twinsen, where were you? I was worried s--- *Zoé falls down* Zoé: ARGH, I hate this stupid dress! Why do I have to look like a barbie anyw- Director: CUT! I'll think of more later.
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2001-11-21, 18:55
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lol, not bad guys.
-The prisoner has escaped! Sound the alarm! [presses the button, nothing happens] -eh...somethings wrong with it...it won't go off or nothing. -CUT! Lemme take a look at that. -Ah! Masher! -Helllooooo ladies.... -arg...cut.... <a bull dog jumps on the director> -Aaaa! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it! Somebody get it off me! <The spaceship lands on the yard. An Esmer walks out of the entrance. Then while comming down he trips over the stais and falls> -Uf! Ow, ah, shit, damn, ah, uff, oh! ARG...My ass! Director: <rolls his eyes and rubs his head> Cut...eh...Somebody give him Adevil.
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2001-11-22, 15:51
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Director: "Ok, in this scene you need to jump to the spaceship
after you see the kids and drop the sword, ok?" Twinsen: "Sure!" - ACTION! - *spaceship comes up* *Twinsen starts running* *Twinsen trips and falls to lava* Scene: Tralu cave Raph: "Mr. Twinsen, help!...They are planning to turn me to a...what's a melba?!"
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2001-11-22, 16:13
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coooool
look at these: Scene 5792 Twinsen's House Take 1 -=-=-=- *Zoé starts kissing Twinsen* Twinsen: Irks....stop it! Fred: Cut! Zoé: But... i didnt kiss him real! Scene 5792 Twinsen's House Take 2 -=-=-=- *Zoé starts kissing Twinsen* Twinsen: Whoh! You kiss good...actullay Fred: Cut!!!! Twinsen: But...! Fred: YOU SCOULD'NT SAY ANYTHING!!!!damnit... Scene 5792 Twinsen's House Take 3 -=-=-=- *Zoé starts kissing Twinsen* Twinsen: uhoho... Fred: Cuuuuut!!!!!!!! Twinsen: Oh..sorry..... Scene 5792 Twinsen's House Take 4 -=-=-=- *Zoé starts kissing Twinsen* Zoé: Uhohhh...ah...... Fred: CUTTTT! *Fred walks out of the door* *Secret Service enters the room starts kissng Zoé* (yah...i know.-....the last whith Secret Service is odd but.... cya... i'll make some more....
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2001-11-22, 19:34
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<During the taking of a scence, Froggee runs into the stage, jumps on Twinsen and starts kissing him>
Twinsen: Aaaa, get her off me! Get her off me! Froggee: I love you Twinseeeeeeeeeeeeeeen! Director: Damn it Taylor, get this canadian woman of the set! These psyco fans are ruining everything!
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2001-11-23, 00:26
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Canadian woman are hot
I love canadian people. Most of them have really cool accent. The Canadian accent just sounds cool ^-^ And Ocean the group va's that do DBZ is canadian too
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#25
2001-11-23, 01:20
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I know Jesse. Most of the well known humorists are from Canada. For example a lot of the guys in "Who's line is it anyway?", Jim Carey(hope I spelled that right), and then such humorist bands as Arrogent Worms, and Three Dead Trolls in the Baggie.
Now...I don't really know about canadian women being hot...seing as how I never actually met one...
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