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Old 2005-01-27, 11:51
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I'd just randomly pick a host that did cable.

what if you found a dead body in your house?
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Old 2005-01-27, 16:26
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I'd call my family for that. If I can't contact them, I call by 112 (911). If the line's broken, I'd get the barrow to carry the body to the nearest funeral. If there's no barrow, I'd get the spade and bury him myself in my garden. If I don't have a garden, I bury in someone else's garden. If no spade, I'd pray for the Grim Reaper. If the prayer was really a phony, I'd be bandaging the whole body and keep it as a sleeping doll (Give me a break). If no bandage..... ahhhh, who cares? Somebody want a dead body to bring home with? Come by me, if Drecon is a prophet.

(Show me what you got)

What if you had a wing-rocket-pack, just because you're working for the military in your landscape?
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Old 2005-01-30, 23:19
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It wouldn't matter to me.

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Old 2005-01-31, 00:30
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I'd start droping petrol bombs into dustbins.

What if you woke up one day and found your right arm was made of chocolate and honey?
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As her body lay askew and lifeless on the floor I did not weep
As freinds and relatives spoke so fondly of her I did not shed a tear
But as I saw her body lowered beaneth the ground I realised that it was over and she was gone.
I cried until I could cry no more.
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Old 2005-01-31, 13:17
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I would wonder where the milk got to then eat it mmmmmmmmm.....

What if someone confiscated your PC and started dredging up all your old files which you deleted (badly)?
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Old 2005-01-31, 14:57
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I've got nothing to hide... really... well... they'd better not...

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Old 2005-01-31, 15:11
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I would say: "Oh no, not again..." (it happens to me a lot)

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Old 2005-02-02, 20:22
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He would be called Burger Prince or Burger King Jr.

What if you saw a fast-food outlet called "Burger Queen"?
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Old 2005-02-02, 20:44
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I'd ignore it, because there's already two fast-food restaurant in the same center.

What if you got a special GTA kit in birthday? (All these real stuff)
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Old 2005-02-03, 14:30
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I would slaughter people!

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Old 2005-02-03, 15:52
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I would choose bot13,

what if someone used your toothbrouch, and you found it out after you
used it to brouch your teeth?
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Old 2005-02-03, 15:56
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That depands on the person who did it. if it was mi girlfriend, it wouldn't bother me at all. If it were someone that I dislike, I would throw it away, and gently suggest him.. not to do that any more.

"Imagine there is no possesion" what do you do ?
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Old 2005-02-03, 17:07
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That's not so hard to do... I guess there would be nothing to kill or die for....and it may have adverse effects on world religions also. XD

What if your green tea were black?
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Old 2005-02-03, 17:29
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it wouldnt be green anymore

what if you found you were trying to do homework but you kept getting distracted by a dancing badger called elvis? (this is bugging me right now, he wont leave!!!)
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Old 2005-02-03, 18:52
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I'd shut down that annoying program.
(even though I'm not in school anymore, so I don't do any homework...)


What if you found out all your clothes (including those you are wearing) were gone?
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Old 2005-02-03, 19:52
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I would hide me in the nearest bin

what if you were home alone at night and a zombie lady would come out of the bath
to your bedroom?
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Old 2005-03-19, 22:27
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revived!

Depends, is she hot?


What if you simply couldn't sleep? ever?
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Old 2005-03-19, 22:29
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Then i'd die. (lack of sleep eventually leads to that)

What if you were a native american?
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Old 2005-03-20, 08:39
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Then I could say that I don't know how to say hi in russian.

What if you found file-sharing over internet illegal today, and the police got technology enough to detect it.
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Old 2005-03-20, 16:17
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Then I wouldn't care as I don't do any file-sharing.

What if there was a total eclipse that got stuck?
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Old 2005-03-20, 22:16
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Then I'd probably say "Hey, wasn't this on a Simpsons episode once?"

What if you suddenly became a rabbibunny?
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