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View Poll Results: What is your sexuality?
Heterosexual - I am attracted to those of the opposite sex. 57 80.28%
Homosexual - I am attracted to those of the same sex. 2 2.82%
Bisexual - I go with anything that moves. 2 2.82%
Asexual - I reproduce through either fission or budding. I am most likely a single-celled organism. 5 7.04%
N/A - Getting anyone to willingly come closer than 10 foot to me is a physical impossibility. 5 7.04%
Voters: 71. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 2006-11-27, 21:35
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Arse amore? Butt sex?
Ars is the latin word for art. The work of the ancient Latin poet Ovid "Ars amatoria" is translated to "the art of love"

(These stupid Latin lessons have finally come to a use!)
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Old 2006-11-27, 21:47
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hetero
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Old 2006-11-27, 21:49
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You forgot one more option in the poll:

Sneaky - I am so damn sexy that man/women go at me all the time, I get them drunk and in the morning they find themselves in an icy tub with a serious kidney shortage.
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Old 2006-11-27, 22:02
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A public poll. Lol.
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Old 2006-11-27, 22:27
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A public poll. Lol.
In hindsight I should have known that no one would touch homosexual with that option on. Closet cases the lot of you.
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Old 2006-11-27, 22:30
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Have you ever stopped to think that maybe they make a poll for you to declare your sexuality just to see if you would? That all of this, the poll, the options, the button is just a mind game?
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Old 2006-11-27, 23:21
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or maybe all LBA players really are all straight ('kept the lesbians of course)
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Old 2006-11-27, 23:41
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In hindsight I should have known that no one would touch homosexual with that option on. Closet cases the lot of you.
Including you.

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I thought you were emo?
Well, I guess I'm verging there (I got the haircut now btw) but as it happens, that's not actually any particular sexual orientation.

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Old 2006-11-28, 02:19
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Well, I guess I'm verging there (I got the haircut now btw) but as it happens, that's not actually any particular sexual orientation.

Your words say no, but your eyes say yes.
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Old 2006-11-28, 08:55
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I don't know what to vote. I haven't had a partner yet.
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Old 2006-11-28, 10:48
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Old 2006-11-28, 13:44
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My time hasn't come yet, brother.
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heterosexual,fink my gf would kill me if i turned the other way lol.
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Old 2006-11-28, 16:30
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Classic homophobe line. I'm pretty sure this is a lie because I am willing to bet you have no friends.
well, you'd loose this bet then, I have a lot of friends from school, my football team (and just for u to know we're real friends and not only team mates) and other. In our football team there are 2 homosexual guys but thats really no problem for many of us, but it's really awesome how he can move around the field without recieving any pressing from the opponents
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Well, i did, and i really dislike these kind of people.
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Old 2006-11-28, 17:16
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well, you'd loose this bet then, I have a lot of friends from school, my football team (and just for u to know we're real friends and not only team mates) and other. In our football team there are 2 homosexual guys but thats really no problem for many of us, but it's really awesome how he can move around the field without recieving any pressing from the opponents

Well, i did, and i really dislike these kind of people.
How does it feel sharing a locker room with them? Awkward? Do you feel like you're being raped by their eyes? I'm curious.
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In our football team there are 2 homosexual guys but thats really no problem for many of us, but it's really awesome how he can move around the field without recieving any pressing from the opponents
This made me lmfao.

You'll understand when you're older (and more comfortable in your sexuality).

Also, when people suggest you don't actually have any friends, don't explain to them how many friends you have, who your friends are and where you met them. It's just a comment you should probably take on the chin since most people assume that even the most abhorrent of people have at least one friend.

(Not that you come off abhorrent of course).

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I don't know what to vote. I haven't had a partner yet.
So you've never been sexually attracted to anything ever? You don't have to stick your dick in something to be sure of your sexuality, you know. With that said I'm pretty sure you're gay. Don't ask me why.
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Old 2006-11-28, 17:31
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I see you've grown up into one big, fat and understanding Oracle, 'cactus. Here, have some milk to please yourself with.
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I see you've grown up into one big, fat and understanding Oracle, 'cactus. Here, have some milk to please yourself with.
It's alright, I've got my own.

Wait... are you calling me fat? You did not just go there, did you?
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I voted homo, now you must post me a gay-pic please they are so hilarious.
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How does it feel sharing a locker room with them? Awkward? Do you feel like you're being raped by their eyes? I'm curious.
They prefer to have the shower and get out before than us, for respect they say. It's like that since the first one joined, and he led the other one to do like him.
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Wait... are you calling me fat? You did not just go there, did you?
Not to worry, dear 'cactus, it's just a saying. I may just as well had refered to something else. Something entirely else. After all, I know nothing about your physical appearances. None of us truely do.

Take it as a positive remark of your intellect.. or perhaps, do not. I don't really care nor truely know myself what I meant.

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When you killed ALL the assassins right?

Oh, and I think he just meant that you have grown to have a very big and heavy load of knowledge.
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When you killed ALL the assassins right?
Shut your hole, or I'll put The Chef on you.
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Oh, and I think he just meant that you have grown to have a very big and heavy load of knowledge.
Ah, yes, that's it! Yes indeed. Quite really so. Precisely. Please listen to Jasiek, 'cactus
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