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Old 2013-01-04, 09:42
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Nah, matrox, don't think that this little event, however exaggerated, might have influenced me in any way. I've always been strong, back then this was no different.
It's about something else, but I'd never give anyone any clue about it.
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Old 2013-01-05, 16:15
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Wait, so dudes ramming each other in the asshole = making hamburger?

Thanks. I have added this to my vocabulary. :P
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Old 2013-01-05, 16:24
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Wait, so dudes ramming each other in the asshole = making hamburger?

Thanks. I have added this to my vocabulary. :P
He said two dudes went and fucked his grandfather, so i called it the hamburger. Seems fitting.

But with a girl it is easier I guess. I mean, what would the third guy do if it is three men?
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Old 2013-01-05, 16:53
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He said two dudes went and fucked his grandfather, so i called it the hamburger. Seems fitting.
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But with a girl it is easier I guess. I mean, what would the third guy do if it is three men?
Don't sell yourself short. There are earholes, noseholes, and with a bit of care, an eyeball can be squishy.
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Old 2013-01-05, 17:58
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He said two dudes went and fucked his grandfather, so i called it the hamburger. Seems fitting.
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Wtf, no I didn't. I just said they all took off their clothes and went under the shower. That's all. You just made from one a whole million

My exaggeration was merely based on myself only being ten years old at the time, when witnessing such a vulgar thing. They were ten times as old as me for goodness sake. They coeld have warned us or something, took a different dressingroom, waited for the younglings to finish and leave, or just do it at home or something. But not right in front of our nose as if we were equals And with "it" here I just meant taking a shower naked. Do note the showers are not apart from the dressing rooms here in holland, maybe that had put you off.
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Old 2013-01-05, 18:02
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Wtf, no I didn't. I just said they all took off their clothes and went under the shower. That's all. You just made from one a whole million

My exaggeration was merely based on myself only being ten years old at the time, when witnessing such a vulgar thing. They were ten times as old as me for goodness sake. They coeld have warned us or something, took a different dressingroom, waited for the younglings to finish and leave, or just do it at home or something. But not right in front of our nose as if we were equals And with "it" here I just meant taking a shower naked. Do note the showers are not apart from the dressing rooms here in holland, maybe that had put you off.
You just said DJ made the hamburger thing up, so I knew you didn't actually mean they had sex.
I just explained what I meant with 'hamburger'. No worries! I know they were not baking burgers, i mean no disrespect
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Old 2013-01-05, 18:23
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Thanks for your understanding... because it was bad enough I had to witness such a thing back then

I shouldn't have brought up the comparisson with my grandfather when we were still discussing "stretchy" though, as this whole subject makes me wanna scream something like MAN LEAVE ME ALONE YOU PERVERT

...the memories...
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Old 2013-01-05, 18:27
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So you are saying watching some old geezers shower has tarnished you?
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Old 2013-01-05, 18:30
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So you are saying watching some old geezers shower has tarnished you?
No.
Watching some old geezers shower with their black trunks dangling around while being ten years old, while not even daring to talk about girls yet had.

Well, not tarnish, but it was horrible nevertheless. I hoped you understood.
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Old 2013-01-05, 18:31
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Yah it would be gross, but I didn't think it would be that bad unless they started to soap each other or something.

Anyway, it's over now, you can relax


Oh and happy bday streg! Totally ontopic
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Old 2013-01-05, 18:35
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Yeah.
You're right.

I was probably tougher then them anyway. I've always enjoyed participating with the seniors rather than my own group, because my groupmates were weaklings compared to me. The seniors actually respected me and offered a challenge.

Now that I think of it, I think in fact I was their challenge lol.
It's about Judo btw.

Regardless, you don't know how stretchy those seniors are, lol. Not in a sexual manner. They're quite resilient, and tough.
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Old 2013-01-05, 20:00
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Old 2013-01-05, 21:35
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There are earholes, noseholes, and with a bit of care, an eyeball can be squishy.
Haha, eww, JJ.

However, if you think of it, the sex ratio for the entire world population is 101 males to 100 females (sauce: wikipedia).

That alone would mean that no boy would ever need to have a wank be lonely at all in his lifetime for a female is guaranteed to exist for him. Now, if you also consider that each of them succulent females have 3 (three!) holes available for pleasuring, you'd get really worried on how much pleasure we're wasting.



Disclaimer for the female fire brigade: No, I'm not sexist, just presenting a curious fact for entertainment value.
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Old 2013-01-05, 22:51
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I thought the ratio was in favor of women... more women existing in the world than men..
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Old 2013-01-05, 22:58
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I make sandwiches for people all the time honestly. Cause my sandwiches are delicious. And I like that everyone likes them.
What is your secret ingredient?
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Old 2013-01-05, 23:20
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Vitamin (wait for it)...Zee?
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Old 2013-01-05, 23:26
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Birth ratio is in favor of men, adult people ratio is in favor of women.
So,........ do men die faster?
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Vitamin (wait for it)...Zee?
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Old 2013-01-05, 23:32
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So,........ do men die faster?
Have you met some of the women on this planet? You'd want to die first too.

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*ba dum tss*
Thanks, I'm here all week. Try the veal.

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Its a secret
Fun fact: it's probably Thousand Island dressing
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Old 2013-01-05, 23:33
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Ok last time I made a sandwich for someone.. here it was.. :

Sourdough bread
Dijon mustard
mayo (optional)
Lettuce
Turkey
Roast Beef
Red onion
Asiago cheese (or whatever you want)

I put mayo and mustard on all sandwiches. Cause its delicious.
Can we just have sex? I promise I'll make you breakfast. I'm willing to negotiate for cuddling.
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Only if you're naked at the breakfast table.
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SEE?
OMG, that's destiny. You and Zee make a perfect couple.
Maybe we'll dethrone Darkflame and Atresica as the MBN power couple.
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Old 2013-01-05, 23:43
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Its a secret . But its white...
... "white" you say uh?

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Well yes, whatever you want.
Eggs benedict?

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Double-J is now dubbed the new "alpha-male"
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... "white" you say uh?

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Old 2013-01-05, 23:57
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Have you met some of the women on this planet? You'd want to die first too.
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I've met a lot, but should I interprete this positively, or negatively?
I'm more of a "glass contents equals it's empty state" kinda guy, so I've got to say I'm realistic.
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