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Old 2001-03-03, 23:36
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why would i feel myself if i were a girl?


being a guy and feeling a girl is much better........
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Old 2001-03-03, 23:38
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Yeah, guys always say that if they were a girl, they would be feeling themselves up 24-7.. but they wouldn't.. It's nothing new.
Thats if a guy became a girl directly, like transposing their brain or something. From birth, everythings going to seem quite normal. However, suddenly finding youself in the body of your sexual fantasy would be rather diconcerting, certainly interesting and would probably account for that rather salacious quote....

El Meutre, I think it would be in your best interests to close this thread...

Right now...

Before someone starts mentioning sheep....
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Old 2001-03-03, 23:43
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no don't close it


it isn't going nowhere



why should it need to be closed?


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Old 2001-03-03, 23:50
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It dosn't have to be closed as long as everyone acts mature about it.

(You're the one that mentioned sheep.. lol )
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Old 2001-03-03, 23:53
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they just suck....
Not realy, not yet.. internet isn't that interactive
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Old 2001-03-03, 23:55
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LOL
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Old 2001-03-03, 23:56
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Nah.. it doesn't need lock just yet.. it's still "nice" (Dutch standards)

Atresica: how can you see naked female bodies the whole day ?! I'm a guy (duh) and I don't see naked male bodies even an hour a day ?! Do you have somekind of interesting job ?
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Old 2001-03-03, 23:58
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HAHAHAHAHA!




explain !


i always see a naked guy in the morning


in the mirror that is...


not everyday

and then they say i am proud of my body

wonder what atresica is thinking of herself if she's wathing every hour :0
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Old 2001-03-04, 00:01
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lol I can just see Jesse flaunting in front of the mirror.. "Is my butt too big? Maby I should grease it too.."

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Old 2001-03-04, 00:17
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haha yeah right


no more like:

damn i need more work out


and i need to get greener somehow

and howabout you froggee?


don't you ever look in the mirror?
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Old 2001-03-04, 00:18
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they just suck....
Not realy, not yet.. internet isn't that interactive
Wait, I'm sure there something like that on the market. Two people can have sex over the internet, using this wierd software and blow up dolls as surrogate sexual partners. Basicly, the dolls are contolled remotely, so its physical sex using the internet as a medium......

Or, you could rig up a vacuum cleaner and......
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Old 2001-03-04, 00:35
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don't get any ideas silfer
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Yeah the new craze of Sex Dolls that support TCP/IP, Compatible with Windows 98/2000 with USB support and FORCE FEEDBACK!


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Old 2001-03-04, 00:43
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HEHEHEE. Force feed back.

No really. If genetic manipulation and ex-utero fertilisation (ie testube babies) bceome common place, and some sort of atificial womb developes, physical sex could become a thing of the past. Paranoia of disease already limits it, in th future, might people join anonymous sexual unions, their sex, characteristics and age determined only by their avatar.
If so, it would spell the end of reall human contact......
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But that could be made in a more cheap way.. If you electrify a cucumber and a melon for example and then connect them to the net.
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Old 2001-03-04, 01:16
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pff you really think that?


pretty sad for you but i go for the natrual way
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HEHEHEE. Force feed back.

No really. If genetic manipulation and ex-utero fertilisation (ie testube babies) bceome common place, and some sort of atificial womb developes, physical sex could become a thing of the past. Paranoia of disease already limits it, in th future, might people join anonymous sexual unions, their sex, characteristics and age determined only by their avatar.
If so, it would spell the end of reall human contact......

I think you guys foget what sex is all about....
Reproduction, and a higher level of human comunication. Sex shouldn't be about two people jacking off with eachother. It should be about a man and a woman making love. Bonding, sharing intimate experiences. People don't seem to understand that these days....Sure, you can go on the internet, and look at a bunch of naked people. But what good is that going to do. I mean I don't get it. All you do is just stare at them all day. What's the big deal, a nude body is just a body without clothes. It attracts us because we see things that we mostly don't. But in any case, nudity and intercourse is not true pleasure that one is supposed to get from sex. You have to think beyong that.
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Old 2001-03-04, 07:13
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True, Lightwing, very true.....The future is a bleak and uninviting place...

Oh, and Gustav, you'd need two melons..
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Old 2001-03-04, 12:21
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Why would I need two melons???
The girl buys a Cucumber from Jesse's e-shop and gets it delivered for a cheap prize, then she put some cables into it and connects it to the net.
Then the boy buys a melon from Twinsen's farm on Proxima Island and connects it, he makes a hole in it and then he enters some kind of cybersexserver on IRC, understand??
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Old 2001-03-04, 19:38
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Hmm, I'd rather not have sex with vegetables, but whatever.. lol
It just sounds like a more advanced way of masterbation if you ask me..

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Old 2001-03-04, 20:36
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Hmm....It you used the Melon/Cucumber idea and hooked them up to a telephone/answering machine...
er..
Anyway Lightwing right, and Silverfish nicked that idea from 'The Demolition Man' (Sex [even kissing] was outlawed because it was 'unhyginic')


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Old 2001-03-04, 21:44
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It just sounds like a more advanced way of masterbation if you ask me..


yeah ah well


i know alot girls using weird stuff (don't ask )
but they didn't seem to use much vegetables


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Old 2001-03-04, 22:33
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Man, this thread gets better by the minute!

Yeah it was nicked from Demo-Man. And I take it Lightwing has never had sex. Are you gonna tell me LW that if a hot bitch put it in front of you and you'd never met her before you'd say,

"I'm sorry, I Can't fuck you, I don't love you!"

Men will screw anyone that looks good and acts nice, don't give me any other crap. Yeah it's an added bonus if you love the person, but love isn't the sole reason for screwing someone.


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Old 2001-03-05, 01:18
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And I'm taking it that you, Pheonix, have never truly been in love.
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Old 2001-03-05, 01:49
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No froggee, you're right, I haven't. Don't get me wrong I think love is a great thing but I was making the point that sex isn't just about love.
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