My gal friend just dumped me!

[CS2x]

This is so awful!

I've been goin out with dis HOT CHICK for a month now, and she dumped me! I mean, I was totally in love...the world was a better place with her, so much more exciting. How can I possibly get over her? What would you guys do? Sure, there are probably loads of other gals out there, but she was something...tall, beautiful, blond...I was really in luv man, innit.

[morshem]

Why did she dump you?

[Panda]

Now now, I'm sure she found somone better than you, so at least she is happy

[demonixz]

I love the fact that you mention physical features three times and never her personality...

Go get drunk/wasted and bitch to your mates, excellent therapy ...

[Gustav Sweden]

I can't explain how I my feelings are your right now, Rob. I am very, very sorry for you. I know how hot she was (he showed me a pic), and I really feel that you will miss lotsa things that a man needs, at least I would. My heart cries with yours, you must know that, I promise that I never felt so deeply sympathy with anyone, your frustration must be huge right now, and I really understand how your desires burn inside. I have nothing more to say, I have gone so sentimental that I feel that I will burst into tears.

I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU!

Btw did you mention that you met her Online?

[Panda]

Wasn't she the short girl..... the vicars daughter? I am sure she has been enlightened by God and chosen to be a nun instead of dating you

[Snapman]

Dude man, I feel so sorry for you. I totally know what you're going through, and I can offer some advice being a relationship expert and all.

1. You could commit suicide. Breakups hurt and all, and sometimes the pain is too much. So do yourself in! No more pain! Throw in revenge too! Grab her, and throw her off Canary Wharf or something, then jump after her. Kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

2. Get over it by getting a new girlfriend. Remember when you are looking for a girlfriend, you should only be concerned with wanting to have sex with her. Being the sex expert and stud that I am, this may help:

- Use some cracking chat up lines like "You're dad's a theif, he stole the stars and put them in your eyes!" Chicks dig it.

- Act like a tosser and pretend you have tons of money. All girls are goldiggers. ALL OF THEM.

Once you have your new gal, get off with her in front of your old gal and make her jealous. Hopefuly you'll score and get a threesome.

3. If all else fails, 'play' with yourself, and assure yourself that girls aren't worth the trouble. Porn is available through the net if you need help.

Yours,
Dr snAP.

PS. If a girl is not fit, she isn't worth it.

[demonixz]

We're so supportive.

[Gustav Sweden]

I would like to recommend the very deep band Linkin Park to you, Rob. Listen to them, and you will know how to deal with your problems.

[morshem]

when you are looking for a girlfriend, you should only be concerned with wanting to have sex with her

WTF???

[Gustav Sweden]

You know morshem, you shouldnt be so surprised, this is the way it works in Europe.

[morshem]

Are you SERIOUS?

[Gustav Sweden]

Can you please take away that post, morshem. It isnt good to hurt someone's feelings like that. Cs2x wont get laid for several weeks. In the UK it is very tough to get through.

[demonixz]

Deadly serious. All western relationships are solely about sex.

[morshem]

I would turn this thread into a "WTF thread", but the mood just doesn't feel right.

So, why did she dump you?

[citadelle]

Love ain't love without sex. Sorry to disappoint ya.

[Panda]

Originally posted by demonixz
Deadly serious. All western relationships are solely about sex.

That would explain why we have so many single guys in this town

[Gustav Sweden]

Yeah, at least 90% of them, but that is pretty much. We have seen in the other thread taht there are some Europeans who look for pure love, but they are pretty rare here.

[Snapman]

Yeah man innit. I mean havign a hand a sexual partner only gives a limited amount of satisfaction. Actually thrusting your genitals into hers is the only thing you should be looking for in a relationship.

I feel sorry for CS2x. She was a fox.

[Gustav Sweden]

Well, oral pleasure is pretty nice too. If the girlfriend isnt a good oral lover, she is nothing. Thats the way I think, at least.

[Snapman]

Originally posted by morshem
So, why did she dump you?

Isn't it obvious? Poor CS2x and his one inch wonder just couldn't satisfy her.

[morshem]

I don't think he's in the right mood for such stupid jokes.

[demonixz]

You know it, biatch.

"No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater" - Dogma

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[Gustav Sweden]

He told me that she thoguht that he was too fast to orgasm, but perhaps he tried to hide the awful truth^^

[morshem]

So it wasn't a joke?
Well, if that's why she left you, she probably doesn't worth it.