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Old 2003-04-16, 03:26
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I don't think he's in the right mood for such stupid jokes.
No, that's true. Please quit it snap. I will too, my last joke was very dry. But it could've been the truth, let's see what he says himself.
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Old 2003-04-16, 03:27
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I't alright guys. I've just met this other hot chick online....she's gonna give me head 2morrow and we're gonna have some hot sex. I've already forgotten all about that stupid bitch. Thanks for all the support.

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Old 2003-04-16, 03:28
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I just talked to her on ICQ. She says she had to fake her orgasms.

Sorry man...
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Old 2003-04-16, 03:28
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You're gonna have sex with someone you didn't even meet yet?
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Old 2003-04-16, 03:29
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I made one serious remark.

I'd advocate the drowning of sorrow in some type of drug, and plenty of bitching to dosed up friends .. Works for me
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Old 2003-04-16, 03:30
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No, i was only saying that coz i was so upset.


I REALL miss her! i can't bear this! she only dumped me coz my cock was...never mind!!!
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Well, I am glad that you are happy again, CS2x. Morshem: What's so strange about that? It just adds a little excitement.
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havent you ever heard of those mail order brides in russia?
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Old 2003-04-16, 03:32
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Gustav- ah, just forget it! I was probably taught different things in the kibbutz.
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I am sorry, cs2x. Myself, I have of course never had that size problem (if that is what you are trying to say), but I can imagine how it feels. I think that you should follow snap's advice and try to get a threesome with her. When she sees you with another girl her hornyness will come over her fast again, and she will forget about the size. According to the pic you showed me when we measured it wasnt THAT small either, so Im sure there will be no problem. Otherwise: KILL KILL KILL
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Old 2003-04-16, 03:33
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CS2x, I would wholeheartedly recommend looking on the net for a new hot gal. Tomorrow you could be living it large!

Remember to lie about the size of your manhood. Women are so fucking shallow man.

Remember, suicide is an option.
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Old 2003-04-16, 03:33
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I hear she did Camels too..... damn, she musta humped about 50 of em () hehe.....ehe.....ehe? Never mind...

Erm, yes, apparently listeing to Mozart boosts your sex drive.
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havent you ever heard of those mail order brides in russia?
I actually tried when I was at vacation in Moscow. I got this greyhaired woman, not very good, so I escaped from the cottage we rent. But her 14yearold daughter!! ehehehehe.
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Old 2003-04-16, 03:36
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You're just sick!
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Old 2003-04-16, 03:37
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You're just sick!
Morshem, just because you don't live in a western society doesn't give you the right to disrrespect our culture. We enjoy our sex, OK?
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Old 2003-04-16, 03:38
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Last time I checked, Israel was a Western country.
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Old 2003-04-16, 03:39
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You're just sick!
No, I think your taking it the wrong way.....

I mean, i doubt a female would even look once at CS2x
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Old 2003-04-16, 03:40
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Guys, I really am finding this hard. Your nice funny comments are really helping me through it, thanks. But I still REALLY miss her, she was so hot!

Snap, I'll consider suicide, I mean, it seems like a good idea... But you never know, maybe they'll be another girl online that can satisfy me!



Gustav..did you REALLY think it was big? I mean..I'm not sure..
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Last time I checked, Israel was a Western country.
Israel? Indian!

(Sorry, blame Goodness Gracious Me ... A deeply satirical BBC radio, then later TV sketch show)

Did you ever fart in front of her? (Mallrats?)
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Shut up demonixz!
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Morshem: It is? Well, at least it is not Northwest European. France, UK, Holland, Belgium, Ireland, Denmark, Norway, Germany, Sweden and Finland all works this way. Strange that you didnt know. I think it is sad that you havent tested those SEX-relationships that are in all our society.
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Old 2003-04-16, 03:42
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Now now CS2x, don't get your threadknob in a knot, I am sure she wouldnt mind..... she says it saved her from dentall floss
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<Gustav> Heh, I'm north-European, I aer so 1337!


I don't find it really sad actually. When the time will come, I'll have sex.
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Don't worry CS2x my man. I know a few girls. They're easy to please if you know what I mean. I've sent you a few MSN adresses through PM. Good luck!

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Yeah, we dont wait for the time to come. We wait for the next girl/Boyfriend to come. or something.
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